Jelly Roll (for a Penis)

The head honcho is a great toy for men or couples to use. It makes a hand job a lot more fun and stimulating. This inexpensive toy should be added to any guy's collection to make a masturbation session interesting or to give some variation to foreplay before sex.
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Pros:
better than just a hand, easy to clean, fun to use, squishy sounds
Cons:
needs to be longer, dries slowly unless inside out
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This is a great inexpensive masturbator for any guy that would like to use something besides just his hand. It's also great for couples to play with. You can use it solo or in a group/couples situation, pretty much anywhere. It stimulates the entire penis (usually).
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This is made from a clear TPR Silicone which has a safety rating of 8. It is fairly sticky, especially after it is cleaned and dried. It picks up hair and lint easily. To keep it less sticky you can brush it with a dusting of cornstarch. The material, according to my husband, makes it a fun toy. It gives nice cushion and can easily stretch to fit the rest of him inside. It is very soft and squishy. I like to use it as a stress relief item. Because of the shape and stickiness of the material, if you squeeze it around the middle it makes a neat squishing sound. This is even better when using water based lube (only type suggested for this toy). It has a very light almost faintly sweet smell that is only apparent when your nose is squished into it. There is really no taste to it. I must say it was very odd thing to stick my tongue on and in to taste.
    • Bumpy
    • Flexible
    • Sticky

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

It is shaped roughly in a cylinder, with one end on the outsides slightly larger than the other. This is the "lips and entrance to the vagina" end. The inside has several compartment spaces that are separated by ridges and have bumpy nubs in between those ridges. At the end of the tube for the penis to enter, there are several more nubs at the end in a pattern you would see in a 5 spotted side of a die. The center nub is 3 or 4 times larger than the other nubs. The entrance to the "vagina" has a small inner labia around the whole, with small nubs around that portion and a raised outer ring ridge.

It measures 5" long, 1 3/4" in diameter at the thin end, and 2 3/4" inches at the wide end. With the appropriate stretching during use my husband can easily fit his 6 3/4" long penis. The inner tube between ridges is approximately 1" in diameter. My husband's penis has a girth of "5 3/4. He said it was very comfortable and could potentially accommodate a larger man. To make it feel more tight and life-like the person in control of the toy can vary the degree of tightness of grip to change the feeling a bit for the person with the penis in service at the time.

It is fairly small and should be easy to travel with. I suggest putting it in a quart size ziplock bag to keep it free if hair, dust, and lint. I think any level of user could find pleasure in this simple toy. It would be nicer, however, if it were 2 inches longer. I'm not sure how the stress of stretching so much will effect the toy's longevity.
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

This portion relays my husband's opinion of the toy's function:
He says that the biggest downfall is that it is not long enough. It would be more preferred to be able to fit his whole cock in there at once. He said it does make a bit more of a squishing noise with lube than he'd like for situations in which someone else is in the room and not supposed to hear (if the user were in college with a room mate next to or above them). It is waterproof but odd in the shower as the water washes away most of the water-based lube. Being his first toy he has nothing to compare it to as far as other toys. But he says it does stay nice and tight and is great for foreplay or solo play. He says that it's cool and strange that it is clear and he can see his cock through the sides during use. Hot and weird all at once.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

PLEASE wash this toy before and after use. The best way is to use toy cleaner or antibacterial soap and water. I don't suggest sharing this toy unless you are sure of your partner's history and use a condom in addition. We found it easiest to turn it inside out and wash the inside, rinse, then turn it back right side out and wash that side. After rinsing again I let it sit on a thin towel to drain and after a bit turn it inside out to make sure it was dry. The only pain with this was making sure it was dry before storing it.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

The toy came in a simple plastic bag with the name of the name of the toy and a barcode. If I was to give this as a gift I would wrap it in a nicer bag or create a pouch for it to sit in once wrapped in a ziplock. There were no instructions or clues to anything when it came.
    • Minimal

Experience

To first get ready to use this toy I gave my husband quite a nice 30 minute blow job. Once I finally pried myself away I lubed the toy up with plenty of water-based lube and had at it. I used it in a way similar to when I'd just use my hand. It was a TON of fun to watch his face while I tried different tricks and techniques to vary the stimulation. He loved me using it on him. I finally gave it over to him to let him try it solo. He said it wasn't as fun to use himself, but definitely a big step up from just using his hand. Once he couldn't take it anymore we put it away and had at our PIV sex. But any time I want to warm him up (after using my mouth or when I can't use my mouth) I'll turn to this toy. I do suggest you or your partner be fairly hard before using the toy.
Follow-up commentary
My husband and I both really love this. For me it's still just a great way to relax and have some goofy fun. I like to finger it and squish it with lube inside. Not only that it makes a great stress reliever hand ball/thing. My husband likes to use it. He still automatically uses just a hand for solo play, but that's more related to having to clean it out and dry it after use. We use it most for foreplay when we are together. Nice, cheap option for a male use toy.
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Comments
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Great job on the review. I have one and it feels really good for the price. Not as good as a Fleshlight, but good nonetheless.
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    spunkmonkey  
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    teddybear328  
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    namelesschaos  
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  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    I was trying to figure out why he couldn't fit inside all at once, but you were worried about the stretching damaging the toy. May the Super version would work better for him? Thanks for the great review.
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    mpfm  
    Thanks for the review. I like that it is transparent.
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    BigGuyFunTime  
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