Transexual jesse doggie-style love doll - sex doll by Cal Exotics - review by Madeira

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Jesse N' Me

I love Jesse. I really do. She's great to talk to (she's a great listener, doesn't talk much) and fun to cuddle, but between the smell, the fact that her cock won't stay on, and her seam having horrible orifices are unpleasant.
Published:
Pros:
Amusing, nice boobs
Cons:
essentially unusable as a sex toy.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

Jesse is lady type sex doll, with one modification. She comes with a big rubber dick. She has two orifices you can fuck (mouth and anus) though you probably won't want to (I'll get to why later). However her dick simply will not stay on. All in all I would say this doll is ideal for someone who wants a sex doll for a bachelor party or a piece of kitshy home decor. I mean I do quite like Jesse, she's a nice gal, her boobs are pleasantly squishy, and if you can get over the smell, she's quite the cuddler, but frankly when a partner's genitals just won't stay in place I begin to think that we have problems in our relationship.
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

Jesse is made of PVC with PVC sleeves in her mouth and rear end. Both of these holes have unpleasant seams that will hurt anyone who enters them. Neither hole is of great depth. I would say the mouth has a depth of perhaps four inches, and the ass has a depth of about six inches. Neither features internal texture, though the way the plastic face mask connects to the mouth sleeve also has an odd seam.

Otherwise the texture is of PVC, PVC is compatible with water or silicone based lube (but not oil based lube). The cock is rubber and veined attached to a black base. The cock's texture is veined, and mildly noticeable when inserted, but it's rubber and filled with nasty chemicals and unsteralizable so I wouldn't recommend using it without a condom. It's compatible with silicone and water based lubes (but also not oil).

Both materials have a strong, unpleasant, plastic-y smell that tends to permeate everything around it. It doesn't go away after airing out, and it's unpleasant.
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

This is an odd doll. Her head is turned to the side for accessibility of the mouth orifice, but when you sit her up for cock access (not that you will any way as it won't stay on) she won't look at you, which is more than slightly awkward. I mean, she can't get it up for me, and even if we managed to do that she wouldn't look at me. I've tried talking to her about it, but she just shuts me out, staring at me with her mouth open.

The openings aren't very deep, and seem as if they'd be painful to enter. However, she has great breasts so I guess I can live with our communication problems, and her erectile dysfunction (not to mention the weird body odor.

She has a molded plastic face with the typical "blow up doll" wide open mouth, and lashes made out of real hair. Her hair is about shoulder length and blonder (attached in a thin layer to the face mask)
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

She has two painful orifices and comes with a crappy cock that refuses to attach. She's pretty much a gag gift. Not a particularly excellent buy

Care and Maintenance

She comes with a vinyl repair kit and instructions for said repair. Use only silicone or water based lube and you should be fine.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
Follow-up commentary
Jesse and I haven't really talked since the review. She still hangs out in my sex toy chest as I haven't had the hard to get rid of her. All in all, she and I just weren't meant to be.
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  • Beck
    Beck  
    "I mean I do quite like Jesse, she's a nice gal, her boobs are pleasantly squishy, and if you can get over the smell, she's quite the cuddler, but frankly when a partner's genitals just won't stay in place I begin to think that we have problems in our relationship."

    Lmao this is great! Thanks for the review.
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Yaoi Pervette (deleted)  
    Your review made me chuckle quite a bit. From what I have read and heard, a lot of these transsexual and male dolls have penises that won't stay put.
  • LaLaLouise
    LaLaLouise  
    I loved this review. I'm sorry your relationship isn't working out, but thanks for the informative and entertaining review!
  • Wildchild
    Wildchild  
    I love your sence of humor. This is the first review where I laughed the whole time while reading. Thanks for a great review and making me laugh.
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Helpful review
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