Knight of a thousand pleasures review by California Exotic

I received the Knight of a thousand pleasures today. I had been looking forward to receiving this toy after my partner and I had read about it and the variety of things that could be done with it. I was pleased with the packaging. The photos were clear, the description had my imagination going wild, and my excitement level increased by thinking of all the different things we could do with this toy.

I was also impressed that a notice about pumps was placed on the outside of the package, warning first time users (as well as reminding novices) about the risks of using pumps. I think it would have been handy for a brief set of directions or tips for use for someone who is a first time buyer of pumps included inside the package also.

We both found things we were not pleased with about this product. The harness was not made with a very flexible type material, although I was not looking for soft leather, it felt more like a plastic type product. We discovered that once it was strapped on my partner and we had used it for a short time, the buckle hole tore quite easily. My partner is a larger person (6'7", 300 lbs) so, for someone of larger body type, the harness may not fit.

Once strapped on and attempting to pump up, my partner indicated that it was quite uncomfortable on his penis, so we removed the plastic shaft and added a couple drops of lube to his penis, and this remedied that issue very nicely. We could hear air escaping near the base of the shaft the entire time my partner was pumping. We readjusted several times but failed to get a good seal.

We decided we would play a little with the shaft by inserting it in me. Although I don't typically need lube, we decided with the hard plastic that the shaft is made of, to add a couple drops for ease of penetration. I was pleased with how the head of the shaft felt as it penetrated my pussy. Slowly pushing it in, pulling it out and feeling the ridge on the head was very erotic and stimulating for me.

I was not pleased with how it felt once it was completely inserted into my pussy. I typically enjoy rigidity, but it was uncomfortable for me inserted past the head. I think this is because it doesn't conform to your body like a real penis does--your body has to conform to it.

Not wanting to be frustrated with the product, we decided to try a couple other things--as the box says "any use the fertile imagination can produce!" The box indicated it could be used as a vibrating dildo. We, fortunately, had a slim dildo and slid that into the shaft. It made quite the noise as the slim vibrating dildo vibrated off the sides of the plastic shaft.

Once inserted into my pussy it felt very good, however, the noise was too much to focus on the vibrations. We also have a cyberskin sheath that we use on other hard plastic dildos, so we slipped it over the plastic shaft of the Knight of a thousand pleasures - this made the shaft much more comfortable for my partner to use in me and actually brought me to orgasm a couple times with the softer, skin-like feel over the hard ridges of the plastic. Overall, we were not impressed with our choice of trying the Knight of a thousand pleasures.