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over all this is not too bad of a sleeve. It is over priced. And I can not get over the smell of the material. But it feels alright. If you have to get a sleeve for yourself, this one is a ok choice. I do not see my self using it very often after this review is done. But then I have the real thing laying next to me in bed, making it a easy choice for me. I will give it 3 stars. It could be better.
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Pros:
better then most of the cheap hand held sleeves.
Cons:
expensive, smells really strong, bullet is cheap.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This is just a fancy masturbation sleeve. You lube it up and fuck it. It is made for the guys. Sorry ladies.

This is designed to sit on the bed, couch, desk, or where ever you feel like playing with it. It is not some thing you hold in your hands. You can lay on on stomach and use it. Or have it sit on the edge of your bed and stand in front of it to use.

It is open ended, so it will fit any size guy. It is super stretchy, so your girth is not a problem. It comes with a bullet vibrator. There is a slot on the bottom to insert the bullet. The vibrations can be felt throughout the sleeve.

Material / Texture

This is made from UR3. UR3 is a thermal plastic elastomer (mixture of PVC and silicone). It is compounded to mimic real skin. The high molecular density of these materials allows them to be flexible and resilient.*

There is no texture to the inside of the sleeve. I was hopping for at least some ribs. But it is completely smooth on the inside. The UR3 is very porous. More on that below.

The UR3 feels like a brick of jello. It shakes like jello. I find it very funny. I would say it feels nothing like a real woman. It is closer then some sleeves I have tried in the past. But still leaves a lot to be desired.

There was a strong smell coming from the box before I even opened it up. After washing it 4 or 5 times, then smell really has not lightened at all. It is almost overpowering.

*from eden's web site
    • Porous
    • Smooth
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design works. It has nothing to get in the way of thrusting away. Would be better if she had an ass to play with, but it still works. This thing is extremely heavy. It weighs in at just over 2 1/2 pounds. That is a heavy masturbator!

It is about 7 inches X 7 inches X 3 inches high. Because of its size and weight, it would not be suitable for travel. Because the easiest way to store this is in its original box, it is not that easy to hid. And because of the design on the outside of the box, it is not discreet.

The UR3 is super stretchy, so it should fit anyone with no problems. This is as close to a one size fits all I have seen in along time.
    • Beginner
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet only has a speed dial. On to high. No fancy patterns. I suppose you could change it out for a nicer bullet to get those things. But the one that came with it was just a basic, no thrills bullet. I do not believe it will last too long.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

These materials are extremely porous, making it difficult to clean and easy for germs and dirt to hide. So protect them with a condom. Skin-like materials are extremely sensitive; they should be cleaned before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. These toys come dusted in a powdery material to maintain their unique texture, clean the toy thoroughly before first use. After each use, clean again and dust with a little cornstarch (not TALC which has been linked to cervical cancer) before storing to prevent the toy from becoming sticky. They should be stored individually in a dark, cool place. Store each toy separately in a plastic zip bag or thin sock because the porous surface can absorb dyes from other materials. These materials are also very incompatible with many substances. Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damages to the surface of the toy. Use only water based lubricants.*

This is not a toy you want to share with anyone else. It is next to impossible to clean it the right way to share. Even though it states to not use talc powder, the Kobe Tai pussy came with a bottle of Vivid talc. I looked but could not find any info on what are the ingredients of Vivid talc.

DO NOT USE SILICONE OR OIL BASED LUBE. Water based only. If you are one who hates all water based lubes, sorry this pussy is not for you.

Storage should not be a problem if you keep her in the original box she was shipped with. I have kept mine in the plastic clam shell, inside the cardboard box. I do not believe I will be holding on to her for the long run, so storage inside a box with a naked pornstar on the outside is not that big of an issue for me. If you are planning to get alot of long term use out of her, you might want to find another option for storage. Especially if you live with room mates, or have little ones running around the house.
*from edens web site
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

The package had a naked Kobe Tai bent over on her hands and knees, with her facing away from you. Giving you a full view of her pussy. So not a very discreet looking package. The "pussy" came in a plastic clam shell type package, inside a cardboard box. The "pussy" was wrapped in a plastic bag. It was also packaged with a bottle of vivid lube, a bullet with a corded remote control, and a bottle of talcum powder. No instructions on care and cleaning of the toy.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

The picture they have on the web site is pretty bad. My Kobe Tia "pussy" was not the same god afoul color as in the picture. The pussy lips are not that brown. They look almost natural in color. I know that when I saw the picture, I was like WTF. But now that I have it sitting her in front of me, it is not that bad.

Also, you get a different bullet then what is pictured on the box. So somewhere they have changed, but not changed the packaging.
Follow-up commentary
It still has the same rating as before. I do not love it, but I do not hate it either. I am still disappointed that there was not ribs inside the sleeve. It would be used so much more often if they had included them.

The overpowering smell of the UR3 is still there. You can smell it in the closet, where it sits inside the box it came packaged in. And that box sits inside a cardboard box that is kept closed. So the smell escapes 2 box's, and the plastic bag wrapped around the sleeve. It is just as strong as it was on day one. Anything it touches, it leaves a mark. The mark being its bad smell. I would have thought that the smell would get weaker as it gets older, and each time you washed it it would help speed it up.

I have not noticed any wear and tear to the material. So I guess that is a good thing. If you can get over the smell.
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Comments
  • wetone123
    wetone123  
    Nice job on your review. Lots of great information. Thanks for your candor on this product.
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Nothing like having sex with J-E-L-L-O! Great review.
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Thanks for the review!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for reading. hope it helped
  • NuclearTeapot
    NuclearTeapot  
    Great review, especially after I could read it since it took me a minute to stop laughing about the idea of fucking a tub of Jello.
  • ToyGurl
    ToyGurl  
    Great job on the review, very detailed. You know I was thinking of getting my husband one of these as a gag and just so he can see what they feel like. We're both so curious but it doesn't sound like something worth the price. Thanks for the info!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    this is way over priced. I would pass on this one. thanks for reading.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Does this have that sweet sickening "strawberry shower curtain" smell? If so, I doubt the smell will ever go away - yeech! Great review though!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    I do not know if I would say strawberry, but it does have a kind of sweet smell.
  • The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary  
    Gotta say I don't think I could get down with this one. Great review though!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    yes, it was a little hard for me to get down with also. but the things you do for a review. I do not believe I would ever buy one of these.
  • haley730
    haley730  
    Great review!
  • Mr. & Mrs. Peg
    Mr. & Mrs. Peg  
    Great title...thanks for the review!
  • spunkmonkey
    spunkmonkey  
    Never tried to fuck a tub of hello before. Thanks for the review.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    tyty
  • asandahl
    asandahl  
    thanks!
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