Autumn pussy pocket pal - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by Xavier7

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Like Fucking Autumn's Pussy, Apparently

This was a mediocre masturbator for the money, and I really felt like it might not have even been worth the price. I'm still going to try my best to get some use out of Autumn's Realistic Pocket Pal, but I'm very dissatisfied with the quality of the toy.
Published:
Pros:
Realistic Feel, Labia and Clit Look Real, Asshole Feels Great, All Entrances Soft and Feel Great
Cons:
Studded Interior, High Maintenance, Smell is Awful,
Material Breaks, Many More Cons
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

I was unbiased about this toy from the beginning, even after I read the other review on EdenFantasys, which wasn't a happy one. But it turned out that this really wasn't anything that I was fond of. If I had been into lots of texture for a pocket pussy, or if I start using a condom every time I use it (which still doesn't take all of the pain away), then I think I could continue to use it without replacing it. But, until then, I just don't know.

This is a masturbator that's eight inches in length, is quite heavy at 1.5 pounds (to me), and is one that needs to be handheld during use. It's equipped with an anal cavity and a vaginal cavity, both holes connecting to the same area of ribs inside of the vagina. It's a highly realistic masturbator and has lots of details that impress me, but I don't know if it would be every man's favorite. I still like it, but it hurts me sometimes.
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

The UR3 material was ripped about two inches in the back when I opened the masturbator, and that gives me the impression that it was really thin and cheaply made. Good ideas are there, but I don't know if this came out to be the best masturbator for its intended design.

The UR3 rubbery smell isn't the worst, but it honestly is putrid, and I've scrubbed this toy to try to
get the smell off as much as I could. Some of the smell is still there, though, so I'm disappointed. It makes me nauseous, sadly. That's something that I really wish wasn't an issue, but it is.

A good thing about this toy is that it feels so smooth around the vagina's entrance and so skin-like and life-like. It's not a complete vagina replica, but it is made well enough to be a good enough likeness, especially for a masturbator/toy vagina.

Since the smell is pretty gross, I didn't want to taste it. But I did. I wouldn't have if I weren't reviewing this item, but I thought you might appreciate that I'm telling you something you'll need to know later -- that this vagina does taste like rubber, sadly.

I don't really like the texture of the inside of the vagina, sadly. The outside was a very good texture for it, and I don't understand why the inside of it wasn't just as smooth as the entrance to the vagina, the best and basically only good part of it. The lips, clitoris, and entrance to the asshole are all so soft and smooth, and actually fun to play with, for practice fingering. Even the coloring of the labia is good, even if it's not the most realistic coloring. But why did the inside have to be so rough and bumpy? I just don't understand.

Really, truly, I'm thinking of either snipping all of the little bumps off inside of it, putting layer after layer of female condoms inside of the toy every time I use it, or just snipping off the hollow part altogether and keeping the main vagina part for play or practice. I'm just saddened by the cons of this.
    • Flexible
    • Textured interior
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I like the design of the lips and lifelike parts of the vagina, yes, but I am thoroughly disappointed with the interior of it and the material also (even though the material is soft, the smell is awful).

I like the overall shape of the vagina a lot, and again, aside from the interior, it could work and be used again and again for a long time until it breaks (I hope more breakage doesn't happen soon because I intend to make this work).

Average, and even larger users, can manipulate this toy, as its interior will accommodate up to, say, nine inches. That is the entire length of the vagina. Just the length of the extra interior is six inches.

As for discretion, this toy won't fit that category. Unlike a Fleshlight or even a toy comparable to one, this doesn't have a case to hide in so that it could be left on a shelf or on the floor. Someone is definitely going to know that it's a masturbator, and you might get a dirty look or two if they find it, so watch out!

If you're going to travel with it, I would recommend keeping it in a large Ziploc bag (this is how I normally store mine anyway, so I recommend it for any and all storage) and then making sure to hide it in a case or between your clothes.
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

This is a porous toy as well, as it is UR3. The packaging doesn't tell me anything about how to care for it, another disappointment, but I know from reading others' reviews that this has to be cleaned and kept in a certain way, which means that this particular toy is strictly high maintenance.

Actually, here's a copied and pasted version from EdenFantasys' care and maintenance directions for this kind of material...[http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-guides-and-tips/guides/materials/ultra-realistic] The link to this page is also on the product page for Autumn's Realistic Pocket Pal. You can find a link to it through the material part of the product's overview:

"These materials are extremely porous, making it difficult to clean and easy for germs and dirt to hide. So protect them with a condom. Skin-like materials are extremely sensitive; they should be cleaned before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. These toys come dusted in a powdery material to maintain their unique texture, clean the toy thoroughly before first use. After each use, clean again and dust with a little cornstarch (not TALC which has been linked to cervical cancer) before storing to prevent the toy from becoming sticky. They should be stored individually in a dark, cool place. Store each toy separately in a plastic zip bag or thin sock because the porous surface can absorb dyes from other materials. These materials are also very incompatible with many substances. Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damages to the surface of the toy. Use only water based lubricants."
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance
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  • ~LaUr3n~
    Excellent review! I'm not a fan of this design but at least the outside loos decent!
  • Airen Wolf
    Wow sounds like this one needs a redesign. It's never a good thing when a toy arrives at your house already ripped or torn. Thanks for the heads up.
  • Xavier7
    @ Lauren, Thank you. I don't really like the design at all, especially the interior. But the exterior looks fairly well done.

    @Airen Wolf, yes it does. I wasn't expecting such a bad experience with its arrival.
  • Checkmate
    Thanks for the review. Some masturbators can be lube hogs. Does this one take alot, and any recommendations as far as types of lube which work well with it?
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    Nice review.
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    Thanks for the review.
  • Falsepast
    Way too many cons. Im skipping.
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