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Macho Honcho Nada

This item is not worth buying if you are buying it because you want it to serve its purpose. It is a neat little toy if that's all you're looking for. It doesn't hold an erection after the guy gets off. The clit stimulator on it did not reach my clit and I don't see it reaching anyone else's.
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Pros:
Vibe, nubs.
Cons:
Vibe didn't reach clit, doesn't hold erection.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

This toy was made for couples or some manly alone time. Beginners or advanced toy users could use this item with ease. The stretchiness of it makes it great for beginners from large to small. It is very simple and basic for simple and basic people. If you're into something extreme, I don't think this is for you.
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Long / extended session

Material / Texture

The material is soft and smooth. It has little textured nubbies all around it. It has that rubbery smell when you open it, but clean it and it will go away. The texture was stimulating to a point, but not enough for me.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

It is designed very basic. If it had a support ring for the balls, I think it would be better. There are no attachments, but it has a vibrator attached with little sunshine shaped nubs. In my case, the vibrator did not reach my clit as intended. The only thing useful about the vibrator on the female end, is that is makes his whole cock vibrate, which feels pretty good for the both of us. It was fairly easy to put on and take off, although, I imagine if the guy has pubes that it would pull them when taking it off. It is decently comfy to wear. It would for sure fit just about anyone.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The vibe on the ring starts out with a steady vibration and then begins to pulsate and then back to vibrating again and so on. There isn't to much intensity to the vibrations, and it doesn't reach the clit right. It is easy to turn on and off with the push of a button. All around I think it is an okay toy, but I'm glad it was free because I think I would have been disappointed if I had paid for it.

Care and Maintenance

Store in a clean, dry place. Clean with mild soap or toy cleaner and warm water before and after each use. Make sure you clean between all the gaps and nubs. Do not boil to sanitize. Use a condom if sharing the toy. Use silicone or water-based lube.

Packaging

It was packaged on a paper card with plastic over it. It came with no instructions or allergy warnings or any other kind of warning.

Personal comments

I personally did not like this toy. It served part of its purpose and that's it. The vibe didn't reach the clit as it was supposed to. It also doesn't hold an erection after the guy gets off either.
Follow-up commentary
We do not use this toy at all. Don't like it very much. It lacks power and pleasure. Good for a first timer maybe.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • NuMe
    NuMe  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Too bad this doesn't work better.
  • Fyreflye
    Fyreflye  
    thankyou!
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
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