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Makes Me Want a Penis of My Own!

I can't say enough about the fact that this toy gives me penis envy. I'm a woman who bought it for a partner, and I so want to "do" it myself. From his perspective: the ridges and bumps are awesome and it feels way better than just using your hand.
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Pros:
Inexpensive
Easy to use
Easy to clean
Cons:
Smells like a brand new shower curtain
Head of penis pops out the end
Not a lot of suction
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The Super Head Honcho is a male masturbation sleeve. I believe it's categorized as a "blow job imitator". Why would a woman be writing about a male masturbator? Because this woman loves her men almost as much as she loves novelty. I might not have a penis, but I have several friends who do, and I love to help them feel good. I bought this for one of my guys since we don't get a lot of face-time, and because he was complaining that girls have all the fun sex toys.

It works like you'd imagine it would from looking at it. It's a long squishy tube that you slide over the penis to make masturbation at least a little more interesting. My guy had the advantage when we used it, of not really having to do any work because I was at the wheel. He just had to lie back, and watch me work on him. I helped him to get hard first; since the toy is so squishy you'd never be able to get a penis inside it if it weren't already aroused. I then slid him into it and had a fun time watching him slide in and out as I moved it up and down, and sometimes moved it around by twisting it in my hands. He's an average sized guy, but sometimes the head of his cock would come out the back end. I had used a flavored lube on it to distract from the smell, and was glad I did. That way I was able to take his head into my mouth without noticing the smell too much, and without the gross taste of lube. Make a note, ladies!

It's so stretchy that it should be able to accommodate a man of almost any girth. If you were to find it a bit loose on your shaft, you could always just grip it tighter, I'd think.

I'd say that this would probably be most enjoyable as a toy for partnered activity (aren't most sex toys?). If nothing else I think it would be far more interesting to most men than just using their hand. My partner agrees.

A good way to use this for partner play might be to incorporate it into a fantastic blowjob. If your guy is fairly long and you have a hard time taking all of him into your mouth — hell even if he isn't super long I've found it fun! Use the Super Head Honcho near the base, and slide it up and down and around as you do your thing up top.

When we were looking at the tags, he commented on Travel Friendly: "Yeah, the solo mile high club! Probably easier than trying to fit two people in an airplane restroom". He found the Roomate/Campus Living tag amusing, and said it'd probably work in that situation best if the roommate was not home or was in another room. I included Tub/Shower/pool, and would like to add that I think the shower would be the best place to use this, since water based lube is apt to wash away in the tub or pool, and with the fairly sticky texture of the material, you'll want to be using lube. You could try a silicone lube if you wanted to try it out underwater, but the manufacturer doesn't recommend it. Do a patch test on the outside first!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Men
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Super Head Honcho is made of soft, stretchy TPR material. It's less porous than some materials, but can't be sterilized between partners. Since I don't imagine that most men would fancy using a masturbation sleeve that someone else had used anyway, it shouldn't really be a problem. Clean up is easy with this toy. Turn it inside out, wash it off with toy cleaner and/or soap and water, let it dry, or pat dry with a clean towel or cloth, turn it back outside out.

The texture of the particular TPR from which this is made is quite sticky. When I left it out to air dry (and hopefully lose some of the smell), it attracted plenty of dust and cat hair just sitting there. I gave it a quick rinse off when my friend came over and we were ready to try it out. The smell did fade in the five days I had it out in the open, but it still had quite a bit of that "new shower curtain" smell.

It's so soft and squishy, when I took it out of the box to wash it, the first thing I did was stick my finger in it's little mouth and think "Good Lord, do I wish I had a cock right about now!" Seriously. I almost got out my strap on, but I realized I wouldn't be able to feel it anyway, and just washed it and got it ready for my fella. Come to think of it though, someone into gender play might find that this could be quite the amusing way to lube up a dildo for their partner.

There are two different textures on the interior of the toy — an alternating pattern of ribs and nubs, which I will discuss further later on in the review.
    • Plush
    • Strong odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

It was somewhat larger than I thought it would be when I took it out of the box. About the size and shape of a small flashlight (not Fleshlight, flashlight); but it's pink, transparent, squishy, and instead of a light at the wider end, it has a cute little pair of lips and a hole to stick things in! According to the product page, it's six inches long and 1 5/8" diameter (my guess would be that that measurement is taken at the smaller end of the toy). I was going to measure it myself, but my friend took it home. Hopefully he'll get back to me soon with his measurements of it, to see if they match.

I have fairly short hands (see my review of the Boss Cock Pleasure Ring if you need a visual), and found it worked best for me when I was using both hands to hold it. Lube makes it fairly slippery, and I can't get my hand all the way around it without squeezing him too tight. An average sized man's hand should work just fine, though one-handed.

My partner said he could definitely feel the ridges and nubs on the inside, and that they felt really good. He also liked it a lot when he would pop out of the end and into my mouth. Not so much when my mouth wasn't there, but a nice lubed-up hand might do the trick at the back end. Overall he said it was comparable to an "ok" blowjob, but that was with my mouth where nothing would have been if I hadn't been there. I tried plugging the end hole with my thumb, and he said it increased the suction a little bit, but then he was hitting my thumb at the end, which is significantly less soft than a tongue.
    • Beginner
    • Intermediate
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

There are no moving parts, no motors, no controls, and no real functions, beyond the obvious. It does make a little bit of slurp noises, but I wouldn't say they're any louder than what you'd expect to hear giving/getting regular head or a handjob with a lot of lube. Someone in the same room would likely hear it, but it wouldn't matter as long as they were somehow in on the action!

Care and Maintenance

To care for this toy: Wash it, dry it, lube it up, use it, wash it, dry it, repeat. Easy as pie.

I put it in a quart sized Ziploc bag for my lover to take home, as he had no interest in the packaging. If I were him I would store it half unzipped, in case it wasn't all the way dry when it went in there, and in my sock drawer. That's where I used to put my sex toys until I started running out of room for my socks!

A word on lubes:
Water based lubes are fine. Flavored water based lubes are preferable if you plan on having your face or mouth anywhere near it. Oil based lubes are not good for TPR (the "R" in TPR means rubber). Silicone lube might work, but reacts badly with certain types of TPR, so I'd do a little patch test on the outside before going ahead and using it. The packaging recommends that you always use a water-based lube. I would personally listen to the manufacturer. There are some great water-based lubes out there.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is a cardboard box with multiple photos of the toy, A proclamation stating Toy of the Year (although it doesn't state which year or who voted to make it so), and a photo of a grandmotherly looking lady we can assume is Sue Johanson of "Talk sex With Sue Johanson", a TV show they also seem to be advertising.

It gives a few details about the toy, such as that it's made of TPR, and that you should use water-based lubes as I said above. Also it has info on the manufacturer; California Exotic Novelties, and gives their website.

You could use the box for storage if you wanted to. It's not enormous, but if anyone found it, they'd know what they had just picked up and either be creeped out or turned on.

It'd be fun to reuse this box as a gag at a bridal shower or baby shower or something. Hmm...I have a baby shower coming up...
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I like this toy so much I could go broke buying one for each suitor!
    • Fun!

Experience

I loved being able to see what was going on inside there. Loved watching it moving over his cock, loved being able to watch him cum in it.

He thought it was worth mentioning that it doesn't require a lot of lube to make it work. He also reports that he felt it was most like an actual blowjob, as opposed to masturbation when using it on his own, was when he came. He really liked being able to get off inside something warm and soft instead of his hand.
Follow-up commentary
At this point, I actually have nothing to do with the toy, but my lover reports that he is still very happy with it. His one complaint is that sometimes he feels like it works too well. He says he often saves it for days when he's short on time and long on wood. He also reports that the smell has diminished considerably.
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  • Curiouscat
    Curiouscat  
    Nice review thanks
  • Harpina is gone
    Harpina is gone  
    Thanks for the great review! Though I don't think my guy would use this simply because it's pink. :p
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Great review. THANKS
  • MrGoodTool
    MrGoodTool  
    This is awesome. Thanks for the review.
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    Undead  
    Thanks for the review.
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    Fawkes  
    thanks, awesome review!
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    britanny0620  
    I LOVE this review XD
  • Sally Forth
    Sally Forth  
    Thanks! I LOVE this toy! I actually just got another one for another suitor!
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    SoloJoe  
    thanks
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    ViVix  
    Great!
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    spineyogurt  
    Thanks for the review!
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    thesquaredeific  
    Nice review, thanks.
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