Monkey spanker review

When I was assigned the Monkey Spanker, I didn't know what to think. I mean, it wasn't something for my butt, and it wasn't something I could fuck, so what the hell was it? Well, the Monkey Spanker is exactly what it looks like: A smallish ping-pong paddle with a rubber, vibrating hole in the middle that you stick your dick in.

When it showed up, it came with some really fun literature about how to use the product. I really admired this extra attention to detail, because if you are going to name your product "The Monkey Spanker" you better have a sense of humor about it. When I was reading the material, I thought how the humor of the literature would be good for those who are uninitiated to sex toys, because it takes some of the scary stigma out them. The literature tells the customer, "We aren't a sex toy, we're just a good time so have fun with it."

Following the instructions, I snapped the watch-battery powered bullet into place, lubed up both my dick as well as the rubber ring, and then went to town. It felt fine as I moved it up and down my shaft, but I found that the sex toy by itself didn't supply enough stimulation, so I worked my other hand in to cover more surface area. This is where the Monkey Spanker hits the sweet spot; leading me to believe that it's fantastic for play with a friend.

I'd also like to add that when the Monkey Spanker was placed stationary at the base of my cock, the ring and the vibrations had the same effect on me as a cock ring. The vibrations both on my balls and through my cock were strong and very pleasurable. This became my preferred approach to "Monkey Spanking".

I recommend the Monkey Spanker if you've tried everything else out there and you're looking for something different, or if you're trying to find a sex toy gift for a demure male friend.