Monkey spanker review by Monkey Spanker

I had heard rumors about the “Monkey Spanker Vibro” by Monkey Spanker and I had seen videos of guys using the monkey spanker. I was really curious to try it out. So when I got the spanker in the mail, I was THRILLED.

 The “Monkey Spanker Vibro” looks as if it was packaged by someone at home. It’s a simple sandwich bag with the toy, a thick backing to which the toy is mounted, a print out of ways to better your experience with the spanker, and two sets of batteries for the detachable bullet. Very simple in appearance.

 When I got back to my room, I immediately got naked. I took the monkey spanker out, and began to get a feel for it. The “fuck hole,” lacking another name for it, was made out of a material that had the right about of flexibility and firmness. I penetrated it with my finger. I thought about what this could do to my cock and I found myself with a raging hard on. I loaded the bullet with two batteries and popped it into the spanker. I would rate the bullet only 2 Vrooms and 1 Bees. But to be quite honest, I don’t think the spanker needed the bullet.

 As instructed in the directions, I used ample amounts of lube on my cock and the “fuck hole.” I slid my dick into the tight hole. It felt so great. It had a nice tight grip that hugged my head and shaft. It was weird to use at first because I didn’t quite know how to jerk myself off. I tried different positions, holding the spanker differently, jerking my cock in different directions. At first I wasn’t all that impressed. I felt like I was working really hard for this orgasm and my expectation was that it would just happen. But out of nowhere, I started getting really close to climaxing. I slowed down my jerking and edged myself for the next 20 minutes. Finally I gave into my body’s desire. My orgasm was really ridiculous! My body was convulsing, I was sweating; I was practically screaming out. It was insane.

 This toy is one of my top favorites! I rate it 5 stars. Since the time I got it and I’ve written this review, I’ve used the “Monkey Spanker Vibro” 5 or 6 times, having similar results each time! The spanker will be my new fall back toy!