Nikki Tyler realistic pussy and anus - realistic vagina by Doc Johnson - review by Badass

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Ms. Tyler is not much of a trooper

While she wasn't nearly as much fun as I had hoped she would be, she would be an ideal toy for a man with a penis on the thin side(under 2" around). R5 is a very realistic feeling material and the included bullet is strong enough to provide vibrations for the entire Nikki mound. There are two downsides for a man with a penis less than 2" around. One is the fact that she collects hair and dust if left out. Two is that since she is made of R5, she can never be truly disinfected.
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Pros:
Realistic look, Skin feels realistic, Made in the States, Comes with lube
Cons:
If you're thicker than 2", you may rip Nikki. Collects dust and hair.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

The basic idea of Nikki Tyler's Realistic Pussy and Anus from Doc Johnson, and any other realistic pussy/anus mound, is to add a realistic feel to masturbation for males. It can be used for practice, to add to your skills, stamina, and to help a male teach himself to last longer.

This pussy and anus mound comes with a corded, bullet vibrator that comes detached from the mound and can be added or removed as you so choose. This bullet vibe is very basic, easy to use, and can be used separately for clitoral stimulation. A 1 ounce bottle of Vivid Lube(water based) also comes included.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Males
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

The product page for this realistic downstairs says it is made of rubber. The front left corner of the box it comes in says that it is made of "R5, Realistic 5.0, The Ultimate Skin". I know just want you are thinking because I was thinking the same thing. What in the world is "R5" and how safe is it? "R5" is a type of PVC that is rubber based(so Eden did have it right). It is phthalate free and does have a super realistic feel to it. In the back, bottom, and left corner of the box, it again tells you that the toy is made of PVC Sil-a-gel formula. This means that Nikki Tyler's realistic downstairs is Cadmium free, latex free, and is non-toxic. But sadly, Nikki is pretty porous and rubber only earns her a rank of 3 on Eden's safety scale. Rubber toys can only be used with water or silicone based lubricants.

The feel of this realistic downstairs is not exactly the same thing as the real thing, but it's pretty darn close. The outer areas feel like a very moisturized skin and has a whole lot of drag to it. The insides do not feel much at all like the real thing. The insides are totally smooth and have not bumps or texture to them. Nikki also has a mound of pubic hair above her vagina. It does feel like hair(because it is), but it does not feel much like public hair. The lips and labia of Nikki's downstairs are somewhat realistic. It does not feel like a vaginal labia, but it can be wiggled and wobbled around. Actually, all her business can be wiggled, wobbled, pinched, or squeezed, even the backside of her mound. I would even describe her realistic downstairs to be jiggly. One more thing Nikki! I mentioned she has quite a bit of drag, but did you know she collects hair and dust? What a gross thing for a girl to collect! Make sure she says in her packaging or a bag or anything to keep her away from hair, dust, and debris.

The back corner where it mentions PVC also lists another material: ABS. But, ABS is plastic, right? True story, it is plastic. Nikki Tyler herself is not plastic at all, but the vibrating bullet and it's controller are. The bullet and controller are hard and smooth and have very little drag to them. The bullet itself being smooth is a perk, since it makes sliding it in and out of it's home on Nikki's slab much easier. Plastic toys can be used with any kind of lubricant, so this does not alter the safe lubes to use.

Don't tell Nikki, but her downstairs kind of has a smell. It's not terrible, but it definitely is noticeable. It's a rubbery smell with an extra oomph of something good. It's kind of like baby powder, but flowers also come to mind. It can be clearly smelled as soon as she is taken out of her packaging, but after a few washes it does die down. It never does quite go away though.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Smooth

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I think this toy was very well designed. It looks very much like a vagina. I thought the anus hole looked a little droopy, but other than that, very realistic looking. The coloration of the skin tone an the pink tone of her labia add to the realistic appeal. Nikki's holes do stretch, but I wouldn't exactly call her stretchy. The R5 she is made of is somewhat malleable, but if your penis is thicker than 2" around, you may want to seek a different realistic pussy. Nikki's vagina is 6" deep and her anus is 7 1/2" deep. If you are longer than that, you may still enjoy the use of this mold, but you will not be able to fit the entirety of your penis inside. This toy is fairly lightweight for being a mold and weighs in at only 5 pounds.

The included bullet can be placed into it's appropriate hole in the back of the slab, as well as into the anus for better felt vibrations.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Controls & Vibration
The bullet that comes included has a simple dial knob on the front panel. You can turn it to the right to turn it on and intensify the vibrations, or you can turn it to the left and turn the vibes down and off. The bullet can hardly be heard, even on the highest setting, when inserted into it's lodge on the back panel of the slab. When inserted into the anus, the vibrations are louder, but not so loud that you could hear them through a closed door. The bullet, when used separately, is on the louder end, but should not be heard through a closed door.

Performance
Generally, I was fairly pleased with the performance of Nikki Tyler's mold, but I have to recommend against it for those males who are well endowed. R5 does have a very nice feeling to it, but it rips very easily. The first time my fellow, who happens to be well hung, used it he ripped her labia and about an inch of her lip.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Since this toy is made of R5 and is pretty porous, it is pretty hard to clean. What we found worked best for us was for my partner to use a condom when playing with her. That way none of his man juice got inside. Even though he doesn't finish in her, we still clean her after each use. What has used the best for us is making a warm water and mild soap solution and flushing her a few times with that. Then rinsing her out with just water. We have yet to have any problems(aside from tearing her). However you choose to clean her, always remember to remove the bullet before doing so.

Storage is pretty difficult for the Nikki Tyler mold. She likes to collect hair and dust, so you best option is keeping her in her packaging, which is what we have chosen to do. But her packaging is not discreet in the least, so you may seek another alternative. The only other option I can think of is a super sized zip lock bag.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The box this vagina and anus mold comes in is anything but discreet. You have pictures of a nude Nikki Tyler on it and the words "Realistic Pussy and Anus" on just about every panel of the box. While indiscreet, it is very informative. The box is where I discovered that kind of material the toy was really made of and what kind of plastic the bullet is.

Inside the box, your brand new realistic pussy and anus are inside a plastic bag, nestled in a styrofoam slab. The slab is cut perfectly for the mound of R5 to fit into. In this bag, styrofoam, and box would be the best way to store this toy. It will protect it from other toys creating dents or scratches in the R5, while keeping Nikki clean and free of debris.

Both the box and the plastic bag are recyclable and should be set out as such, should you choose to store her downstairs another way. Sadly, the styrofoam is not and will have to be set out as trash.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
    • Very informative

Personal comments

About the included Vivid Lube
This 1 ounce bottle of lube comes packaged with your Realistic downstairs, but is individually wrapped in an air tight, plastic cellophane. This will prevent any possible leaks. After removing the plastic wrap, you will see that the he very top of the lid can be lifted and popped back down to reseal. The white lid of this little bottle can be unscrewed and opened as well. So if you decide you like the portability of this little bottle, it can be refilled. The front panel of the lube is pretty basic, simply stating that is is "Vivid Lube" and is made by "Doc Johnson". The back panel tells you this lube was(like the realistic downstairs itself) made in the U.S.A. and packaged here as well. This back panel also gives you a list of ingredients.

The lube is thin, runny, and completely clear. There is nothing thick or textured about this lube in the least. It is very slick and easy for skin to glide over. This lube does not last very long and absorbs into skin and starts to become almost tacky after about 15 minutes of using it.

Ingredients
Water(Aqua), Glycerin, PEG-8, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Carbomer, Potassium Acesulfame, Disodium EDTA, Sodium Hydroxide, Diazolidinyl Urea, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate.

Experience

I thought Nikki Tyler's pussy and anus slab was pretty cool at first. Sadly, on the first use, my fellow ripped her vagina. The entry portion of the hole is very tight, but once inside, she feels much more loose. Unfortunately, since she has been ripped now, she is loose in the entry and interior.

I would only recommend this to men who have thin penis'. Those who are too thick will probably have the same problem with ripping her and this toy is far to expensive to be a one time use toy.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • Talena
    Talena  
    Thanks for sharing your thoughts on this one.
  • thesnowman
    thesnowman  
    awesome review !
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    Rawr4483  
    Thanks!
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