Fuck me silly mega masturbator by Pipedream - review by js250

The FMS Masturbator is quite a chunk of ass!! It is primarily used by men for masturbation by penile penetration. With its fully functional holes, an ass and a pussy, this is an anatomically correct female butt with a bit of waist and top of thighs.

I got this for my husband as a birthday gift, and we had a lot of fun once it came in! We used it to stimulate a threesome, but without the emotional or physical hassles of an actual person. It could also be used as a teaser, if the female decided to perform 'oral' for her husband--alas, not our style. But the possibilities are there. I did lie on top and let my husband do the back and forth penetration with 'The Butt', though and that was a turn on for both of us.

This is a great item for both men and couples and is suitable for beginners to advanced users.

NOTE: I am writing this review in conjunction with my husband. He is informing me about the sensations, performance and his satisfaction with 'The Butt". There are no direct quotes, I am using his statements and opinions with my own wording. He has read this and approved.

The FMS Masturbator is a TPR material called "Fanta Flesh", that is exclusive to the Pipedream company. This material is semi-porous but does rate a 7 on the safety scale. It claims to resemble real flesh, however it has a firmer texture and feel to it. It is plush and soft, with a good amount of give to the masturbation chambers, (the pussy & ass), and the drag was an added bonus for my husband.

The appearance and size is very close to a 110 pound woman with a bit of a bubble butt. Since my husband is a butt-n-boob man, the visual aspect of this masturbator is as important as the material and texture. There is a definite, faint, powdery, root beer type of aroma and neither one of us really wants to taste the FMS. This does not have the jiggle of real flesh, but does have the contours and size. It also weighs in at a realistic weight as well.

The chambers do not have any textures inside them, however the labia feels realistic, it is softer than the rest of the material. The holes are very tight, and the movement of your penis either sliding in and out or the butt bouncing up and down on you creates a soft, pliable, tight and fleshy feeling that is pretty realistic. Just make sure you use enough lube!

The FMS is a 22 pound, life-sized, piece of ass. She measures 14" long, 12" high and is 13 1/2" wide in the 'buns up' position. This was a bit interesting for my husband to maneuver up and down on his penis in the reverse cowboy position, but damn, did it look hot! She was better suited for him to place on the bed, propped up with a couple pillows and taken doggy style with him on his knees. This is not a light toy!!

The pussy and ass chambers are around 6 1/2-7 1/2" long, (it is a bit tricky to measure), and will accommodate a 2 1/2" girth very easily. I added a bullet to the chamber my husband was not using for added stimulation. He really enjoyed the sensations of the vibrations and felt they added quite a bit to his second experience. The first one was just him and her--no distractions.

The chambers were a slight bit awkward to access properly, the angle is a bit off. However, with a full sized vibrator in one hole, it seemed to straighten out the other one so he could get the proper angle. Pillow positions and the way he held the FMS made a huge difference as well. He is thinking that with more use, the thrusting of his erect penis will form the interior of the chamber into a personalized, properly angled pussy or ass for his use.

This masturbator is about as easy to hide as a purple stripper with three boobs. It is HUGE and the original box is also very large and non-discreet. Traveling with this is NOT recommended due to her size and the material.

This is an oversized masturbator, but there are a few unique options that can make it a very enjoyable and unique experience.

Add a vibrator or very powerful bullet. The noise is seriously dampened by the material and cannot be heard unless it is positioned with the hole up.

Carefully, keeping the air hole away from the water, run hot water into her pussy or ass to warm it up to a realistic temperature. Warming lubes also add to the realistic feeling as well.

She makes a noise when moved and shifted around. It is not as obnoxious as a fleshlight, but you can hear a bit of a poofer fart. This is from air getting trapped and escaping from the alternate hole your are using or her air hole. (The air hole is where her spine would be if she had one.)

The pussy & anus of the FMS are connected to allow for easier cleaning. You may carefully wash this canal out with running water and a mild dish soap to remove all residues. Since I have smaller hands than my husband, I get the 'privilege' of soaping up the canal after the majority of the residue has been washed out. I also use Zero Tolerance's Masturbator cleaner inside her to keep her as fresh and sanitary as possible. Dry the canal with a clean chamois cloth. Do not store this with a damp canal--it will mildew or rot.

When the FMS is fully dry, generously coat her exterior and interior with cornstarch. This helps to refresh, preserve and prolong the life of the material. It will also remove any tackiness that has developed.

Store her in the original box, in a dark and cool place. Heat will cause the Fanta Flesh to melt and sunlight deteriorates the material. Use only water based lube. Pipedream does say you can use any of THEIR lubes on her, but for longevity and cleanliness, I seriously recommend using only water based lubes. The cleanliness of the pussy and ass chambers are of the upmost importance to your safety and your investment in this toy!!!

The FMS arrives in a 17"x16"x14" box. Inside the box, the FMS is encased in a styrofoam box with a pull up lid. There extra items that come with your FMS is on the outside of this styrofoam container, and is securely taped in the cubbyholes. Once you remove her from the styrofoam, you have her wrapped up in a huge plastic bag. You may use the bag, styrofoam and box to store her, but we just use the plastic bag and original box.

The box is very sexually oriented, has pictures of the masturbator and the porn star she was molded from on all sides and the top. Only the bottom is blank. The words are also less than discreet, as you can probably guess from the company's wording of the description. We have covered it in paper grocery bags, securely taped on, so just in case it is left on the floor of our room and we leave the door open, no one will know what is in the box.

Included with the FMS is a 2 hour DVD, Lewd Liasons, one container of 'Moist' lubricant, one container of 'Anti-Bacterial Toy Cleaner' and one container of 'Revive' powder.

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PLEASE NOTE: In all new RD 174's manufactured, we've made the pussy and ass openings deeper than previous models with thicker walls inside separating the rubber and the foam core. The hole on the backside of the masturbator is for air-release only. This hole does not connect to the pussy or ass and is not a drainage hole. It is designed to let air escape when fucking either the pussy or ass. If you submerge the masturbator completely in water, you will cause damage to the piece because water will get inside and wet the foam core. if the foam core gets wet, the core will shrivel up and get much smaller. You should only clean the masturbator by flushing water in and out through the pussy and ass. The two holes connect, so by flushing water through either hole will cleanse it properly. Do not rinse water through the backside opening and do not submerge the masturbator completely in water.