Pink lotus lager - masturbator by Fleshlight - review by redheadedperfection

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My new favorite Lager!!

I'll admit, my first experience with a Fleshlight was disappointing. I thought that it was too big and bulky, too loose, not enough suction, and didn't blow my mind like a $60 toy should. The Pink Lotus Lager feels like it was designed with me (and all of us average sized men) in mind! I have no complaints about this toy...it has vastly exceeded every expectation I had and have for it.
Published:
Pros:
Perfect Size, works well, I could go on here forever!
Cons:
I honestly have nothing to say here!
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Fleshlight company has came out with a smaller version of their iconic toy! The Sex in a Can is smaller, more portable, and tighter...what's not to love?! The Sex in a Can is designed just like its bigger brother, with a flesh-like sleeve in a hard plastic case; suitable for holding in your hand as a masturbator, or placing it somewhere and fucking it hands free. Personally, I found it hard to use it hands free and settled with using it like any other sleeve. The bottom has a twist off cap and can be used to adjust the amount of suction. Anyone who owns a Fleshlight will have no problems using one of these.

As far as design goes, they are a lot alike; but using it is a whole other world! I'll tell you right now that his version is EXTREMELY tight! I'm an average sized man, and even I had to use copious amounts of lube (water based only!!) to get in, and even that took some force! The sensations of the new lotus texture are absolutely AMAZING! Honestly, words don't do it justice, it must be experienced! I was also pleasantly surprised at the amount of suction this toy has, far more than any of my Fleshlights have. I almost never find myself saying this, but you well endowed men, and especially the ones who are really wide, might want to think twice about this one...yes, it's really that tight and it WILL blow your MIND!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

As a part of the Fleshlight line, this toy is, of course, made of Superskin! Fleshlight's very own patented material. It is very soft and plush, yet firm enough to feel like the real thing. It rates a 5 on EdenFantasys' Safety Scale, and can be washed with mild soap and water. Water based lubes only, please! It retains heat well, so soaking it in hot water prior to use works well :-) The internal Lotus texture has quite a bit of resistance to it; this pussy is not as easy to invade, but once you do, I promise you, the reward is worth it.
    • No odor
    • Plush
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Sex in a Can is the absolute perfect size. It fits well in your hand, is easy to use, and will properly stimulate approximately 97% of the penises in the world. It is a little bit on the heavy side, but that's barely even worth mentioning. It's not very discreet, despite being made to look like a can of beer, but I suppose if you managed to take the Pink Lotus Lager label off, it would look fairly nondescript. As it stands though, it IS probably one of the more travel-friendly toys out there.

The Pink Lotus Lager, has, as the name implies, a vaginal opening. It's incredibly resistant to tearing and stretches to fit your cock all while keeping a tight grip on it. The Lotus texture is made to simulate vaginal sex. Penetration is a bit tight, but once you get it, thrusting in and out is no problem. I like that the toy is long enough that I can freely thrust in and out without popping through, but short enough that it doesn't feel like I'm fucking a 4 inch wide hole.

I have always liked the design of Fleshlight toys, except for the fact that they just seemed a little bit too wide!! This line fixes that by slimming down the whole toy and making the case a uniform width from top to bottom.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Tight fitting
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

SuperSkin should be washed between each use, be allowed to dry, and should be liberally dusted with cornstarch between each use. But don't take my word for it, here's what EF has to say:

"Hygiene And Maintenance
Simply rinse toys made of Superskin® with warm water from your sink and allow time for both to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean it. For tough cleaning, we suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the insert and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder."

Silicon and Oil based lubes should NOT be used. Keep it water-based here!

Do NOT store it with other toys! The sleeve can and will absorb dye from them; if the sleeve is touching paper or cardboard, it can dry the sleeve out.

Personal comments

I thought that this toy was great! The best use for it, however, was to use my regular Fleshlight Sleeves, with the Sex in a Can Case....WOW!! A warning though, it's almost unbearably tight, and the sensations can be overwhelming. It also requires a fair bit of lube and a little aggression. Not recommended for anyone over 6 inches.

Experience

The Pink lotus lager gave me some of the best orgasms of my young life! The design, sensations, tightness, suction, ease of use, and versatility make this toy my absolute FAVORITE! I recommend it for anyone under 7.5 inches

Detailed Ratings:

Size 38/40
Material 14/20
Color 8/10
Visual Appeal 18/20
Ease of use 38/40
Tightness 30/30
Sensation 55/60
Suction 18/20
Cleanup 18/20
Versatility 80/80
Price 50/60

367/400

5 Stars!
Follow-up commentary
I still love this toy!! I've had it for several months, and have never regretted purchasing it!! Trust me, it's worth every penny!
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Your detailed rating thing is very interesting. So you rated importance of each item and then made it out of 400 points? Why 400?
  • MarriedWithToyz
    MarriedWithToyz  
    Great review, thanks! Think this is the one I will get my hubby.
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    LaUr3n- I weighted each category and just happened to come out at around 400 points (i had to tweak it just a bit to get to an even number). I liked this number because it's a nice, even number, and it was easy to figure out the rating (80 points per star). I figured a bigger number is good, because it allows me to be more flexible and accurate.
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    I just noticed that 2 of my detailed ratings were wrong (serves me right for writing this at 2 AM! ), so until I figure out how to edit my review, here are the corrected ratings:

    Size 38/40
    Material 14/20
    Color 8/10
    Visual Appeal 18/20
    Ease of use 38/40
    Tightness 30/30
    Sensation 55/60
    Suction 18/20
    Cleanup 18/20
    Versatility 80/80
    Price 50/60

    367/400

    5 Stars!
  • Kynky Kytty
    Kynky Kytty  
    Hey, good review, and the detailed rating is quite original

    (To Edit your review, go in Account/Review Program/Reviews/Edit)
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    Well thank you! I've done that before, but couldn't find it this time!!
  • Tuesday
    Tuesday  
    I love your rating system! Excellent review.
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    Thank you, Tuesday!
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Great review!
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    Thanks!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Fantastic review - makes me want one
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  

    Thanks!!

    I highly suggest it!!! Or at least one of the other ones in this line!!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Can't wait until I get a chance. Only tried the Flip Hole so far and it's my best friend
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    I wanna try the full size one! the lite version is pretty good!! A little loud, but still good
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    I like the sounds
  • scotty20
    scotty20  
    Thanks for the review. This is one of my favs in the collection
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