Tia Bella ultra realistic vagina and anus by Doc Johnson - review by married with children

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My penis did not find her ultra realistic

The only reason I have this to write a review on was because it was free. I would never have purchased one, not for the expensive price tag and no internal texture. I would pass on this one, it is just so/so. nothing to pick her out of a line up to play with again.
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Pros:
hands free play
Cons:
price, passage ways combine half way in, no internal texture, smell
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

This is used as a masturbation sleeve. Like the flesh lights or pocket pussy's, but this one you don't hold in your hands. You lay her out on the edge of your bed, bathroom counter top, or any other place of convenience. This can be used solo or with a partner. You can hold it and use it, but it is a big chunk of UR3, and it is very flexible making it hard to manipulate it.

She comes with a bullet vibrator to make her shake and hum.
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The material is UR3. UR3 is a mixture of PVC and silicone, made to mimic real skin. The material is very flexible and stretchy. The UR3 has a very strong semi sweet smell, which has yet to dissipate. I have some UR3 toys that are coming up on 3 months of use, and they smell as strong as when I took them out of the box. The smell is overpowering when you take them out of storage to use, but weakens with the new fresh air. The UR3 will leave the smell on anything it touches, skin or sheets. It goes away when washed, so do not be worried about ruining your favorite sheets or towel.

The sad part about this toy is the lack of texture inside the vagina or anus. Now, I should state that I have only been inside my wife's vagina and anus; but I would have to believe that most vagina's have about the same amount of texture on the inside. That they are not as smooth as this so called realistic vagina.

I have not tasted it because of the strong smell. But I do not really see that as being a problem for most people, as it is not an eatable toy.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Strong odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The length of this sleeve is about 6 1/2 inches. I am about average size, and my penis sticks out over 1 inch on the forward thrust. For me it is on the short side, I would have liked to see a few more inches on her. It would help make it more realistic if my penis was "inside the vagina" the whole time, and did not keep coming out for a breath.

This is a heavy. It weighs in at over 3 1/2 pounds. Not a toy you want to be carrying around in your back pack. It is not very discreet. Not a toy you want other people to see.

The vagina and anus passages ways combine about 2 inches from the opening, giving them a shared exit on the back side. Not the most preferred method of construction. Both the passage ways are smooth inside, with the only change from the smooth walls being what you could call a g-spot. But because of the flexible material, it does not add anything to the experience.

This will fit all sized penis's out there. It stretches to any size. The only problem might be if your are tiny, it might not be as tight as you would like.
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet that came with her has 3 speeds. All controlled with a slider type of control. It is pretty simple. You slide it from the off position to your desired position. Not patterns on this bullet. Just simple low, low, and lower vibrations. The bullet does not look to be waterproof. But the toy is designed so that the bullet should never come in contact with body fluids. It is easily removed for cleaning of the vagina.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

This material is really porous. So you can not really give it the cleaning that a sex toy needs to get. This is not a toy you want to share, unless you use condoms with it. But who wants to use a sex toy with a condom. I wash mine with some soap and warm water, making sure to pat her dry and let her air dry before being stored until the next use. Make sure to not put her away wet. She comes with some powder to keep her from getting sticky. You are supposed to put it inside her after each use. I have not, did not want to worry about the mess.

I store mine inside the package she came in. Makes it easy to store her and keep her looking new.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The packaging is not discreet at all. Not something you want to leave sitting out. It has a small picture of the toy on the front and both sides. A big picture of Tia Bella's face on the back. And a full size nude of her on the front.

The pussy is wrapped in plastic. It is sitting in a plastic tray inside the cardboard box. It is packaged with a small bottle of vivid lube, some powder, and a multi-speed bullet.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I would love to see some texture on the inside of the passages. Maybe a different texture for the vagina then for the anus. That would help make it more realistic in my mind. Plus it would add to the enjoyment.
Something also needs to be done to the smell. It is just too overpowering.

Experience

I wanted to test just how realistic this vagina was. So I had the wife on her hands and knees and the Tia Bella pussy on her back. I took turns fucking both, all in the name of science. (All the testing my penis does in the name of science should have earned him a PHD by now!) First difference I found was that Tia's pussy did not come close in temp. She was cold and clammy. One point to my wife's pussy.

Second was the texture. Tia was smooth, no texture at all. No where close to the texture in a real pussy. One more point to the wife's pussy.

Third was the length. Tia could not take in my full length without MR. mad scientist sticking his head out the end. But I could go balls deep inside my wife. Once again, another point to the wife's pussy.

So in the end it was 3 points to my wife and zero points to Tia. Sorry Tia.
Follow-up commentary
This one, just like the Kobi Tai masturbator; stinks up the room, my penis, and anything else it comes in contact with. It has been washed more times then I can count, and the smell is still as strong as day one. It might be worth the headache and stinky body parts, if this felt good. But with the lack of ribbing or any texture at all, just makes this one a big let down. I do not see any more use of this one or my Kobi Tai pussy in my future. Sad. I would be really pissed off if I had paid for them, seeing how they just are not worth the price tag.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Comments
  • The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
    Gotta say, I dont think I could get around what it looks like. Great review though!
  • married with children
    thanks for reading. It does not look as bad as in the picture.
  • LilLostLenore
    nice review.
  • married with children
    Thanks for taking the time to read my review
  • MrWishyWashy
    Nice, thanks for the review!
  • married with children
    thank you for reading. It was hard work, asking my penis to do all this testing for science.
  • spunkmonkey
    Too bad it does not feel real.
  • SadoMas
    tyty
  • asandahl
    thanks!
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