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Cal ExoticsNice Anus, that's all I got to say about that!
If sticking your cock into an ass is all you crave, this stroker may be just the thing for you. The anus looks very nice and the detail is good. Unfortunately, that is all it has going for it aside from the egg vibrator. The sleeve is too floppy to use one handed and this makes feeling the texture very hard. You may like it if you are a two fisted kind of man, others may want to just keep looking.
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Pros
Nice looking anus, Life-like skin feel, Egg bullet.
Cons
Floppy sleeve, material too soft for a realistic anal feel.
In my experience with strokers/masturbators, there have only been a few that I did not like, even fewer that just would not get me off. This one fits the latter, which is a bad thing. I love the look of my cock stretching out an ass style masturbator. For the Seductora Caliente "Tight Hot Ass", that was the only pleasure I got out of it.
The good, the bad and the ugly came to my mind when getting ready to write this review, so we'll stick with that.
The Good:
The Seductora Caliente "Tight Hot Ass" is made from Ultra Pure Skin according to the box, TPR according to the EF product page. It feels very much like a Fleshlight and even acts like it. One big difference to note is that you can use soap or a toy cleaner. It is super soft, very stretchy and holds heat pretty good. You get a bulky area that has the anus and some of the butt cheeks that is realistic in look and slightly less in feel (a little too soft to feel like a real anus.) Attached to this is a 6" long sleeve that is open on the end, this is full of 3/8" long 'nubs' that make up the texture. The outside of the sleeve is smooth. Overall you get 8" of usable stroker/masturbator.
The texture -
Your Tight Hot Ass comes with a standard egg vibrator that fits in the top section of the base. It takes two AA batteries (not included) and is adjustable via a dial on the pointed end of the controller. The controller is a frosted clear color while the egg is a chrome like covered plastic. The vibes go from mild to wild and can be felt most on high when used it the toy, the material absorbs a lot of the vibrations.
Honestly, the egg is the best part of the toy; at least it can be used for a plethora of different things.
The Bad:
Much like the Fleshlight’s material, this is very porous; so no sharing without a condom. It gets very sticky after cleaning so cornstarch should be used to keep the nice feel and to prevent it from sticking to itself, your drawer or toy box. It comes with a coating of some powder; make sure you wash this off before the first use. You do that anyways, right? A stated before, it is very stretchy, so if you like a tight feeling stroker this one will not give much pleasure. Whereas those that like a light stimulation will enjoy it. Since it is supposed to represent an ass, it was an epic fail for me.
The Ugly:
The first inch or two is smooth, it's an anus, and it should be. OK, so here is where the ugly comes into play. The sleeve is about a 1/8" thick, add to that a super soft material and you can imagine how floppy it will be...IT IS! To use this in the normal way you will need two hands; one for the base, one for the sleeve. The only thing good about this is you can vary the pressure via you hand. Try to use one hand on the base only and you will find that you cock will catch on the sleeve and just stretch it instead of sliding through. This does nothing as far as stimulating the penis. Furthermore, since the material is so soft and the sleeve is so thin, you cannot feel the texture that much. Even using your hand to increase the pressure does little; the nubs just squish down.
I found the best way, rather the only way to get any pleasure (What little I got) was to put the base all the way down and just stroke with the sleeve stretching it out and letting it go back. Frankly, I would rather use my hand.
One thing I found odd and funny is the shape of the nubs; they look like little un-cut cocks. I am not sure it was intentional or not. Still, rather amusing to look at. Some of you might remember a certain picture that was posted in one of the party's, the one of the body suit that had cocks all over it. It kind of looks like that. You can find that picture here - Penis costume
The nubs of the toy look like this close up.
The good, the bad and the ugly came to my mind when getting ready to write this review, so we'll stick with that.
The Good:
The Seductora Caliente "Tight Hot Ass" is made from Ultra Pure Skin according to the box, TPR according to the EF product page. It feels very much like a Fleshlight and even acts like it. One big difference to note is that you can use soap or a toy cleaner. It is super soft, very stretchy and holds heat pretty good. You get a bulky area that has the anus and some of the butt cheeks that is realistic in look and slightly less in feel (a little too soft to feel like a real anus.) Attached to this is a 6" long sleeve that is open on the end, this is full of 3/8" long 'nubs' that make up the texture. The outside of the sleeve is smooth. Overall you get 8" of usable stroker/masturbator.
The texture -
Your Tight Hot Ass comes with a standard egg vibrator that fits in the top section of the base. It takes two AA batteries (not included) and is adjustable via a dial on the pointed end of the controller. The controller is a frosted clear color while the egg is a chrome like covered plastic. The vibes go from mild to wild and can be felt most on high when used it the toy, the material absorbs a lot of the vibrations.
Honestly, the egg is the best part of the toy; at least it can be used for a plethora of different things.
The Bad:
Much like the Fleshlight’s material, this is very porous; so no sharing without a condom. It gets very sticky after cleaning so cornstarch should be used to keep the nice feel and to prevent it from sticking to itself, your drawer or toy box. It comes with a coating of some powder; make sure you wash this off before the first use. You do that anyways, right? A stated before, it is very stretchy, so if you like a tight feeling stroker this one will not give much pleasure. Whereas those that like a light stimulation will enjoy it. Since it is supposed to represent an ass, it was an epic fail for me.
The Ugly:
The first inch or two is smooth, it's an anus, and it should be. OK, so here is where the ugly comes into play. The sleeve is about a 1/8" thick, add to that a super soft material and you can imagine how floppy it will be...IT IS! To use this in the normal way you will need two hands; one for the base, one for the sleeve. The only thing good about this is you can vary the pressure via you hand. Try to use one hand on the base only and you will find that you cock will catch on the sleeve and just stretch it instead of sliding through. This does nothing as far as stimulating the penis. Furthermore, since the material is so soft and the sleeve is so thin, you cannot feel the texture that much. Even using your hand to increase the pressure does little; the nubs just squish down.
I found the best way, rather the only way to get any pleasure (What little I got) was to put the base all the way down and just stroke with the sleeve stretching it out and letting it go back. Frankly, I would rather use my hand.
One thing I found odd and funny is the shape of the nubs; they look like little un-cut cocks. I am not sure it was intentional or not. Still, rather amusing to look at. Some of you might remember a certain picture that was posted in one of the party's, the one of the body suit that had cocks all over it. It kind of looks like that. You can find that picture here - Penis costume
The nubs of the toy look like this close up.
Experience
Care:
You can use silicone lubes with TPR but not some of the "Realistic" materials so I would err on the side of caution and only use water based lubes. Mild soap and water or toy cleaners will work just fine for clean up. Some cornstarch will be needed to keep it from being sticky, just make sure it is completely dry before applying.
Store in a plastic bag or the box it comes in; keep out of sunlight and high heat areas.
I figured this toy would not be the best due to the design of the sleeve portion. I asked for this toy to use in conjunction with a blow up doll, I figured I would be able to slide the sleeve into the ass orifice of the doll. This would give me a better feel while using the doll and solve the problem of the sleeve being so floppy. Sad to say this too was a fail as well. No matter what I tried I could not get the sleeve portion into the doll. Even deflated, I could not get it into the orifice and still be usable. Oh well, I tried.
I honestly can only recommend this stroker to guys that like feather light stimulation or using both hands. I myself like to have one hand free for other tasks. I guess if you have a three inch diameter cock it would feel great. Sadly, that is not me.
You can use silicone lubes with TPR but not some of the "Realistic" materials so I would err on the side of caution and only use water based lubes. Mild soap and water or toy cleaners will work just fine for clean up. Some cornstarch will be needed to keep it from being sticky, just make sure it is completely dry before applying.
Store in a plastic bag or the box it comes in; keep out of sunlight and high heat areas.
I figured this toy would not be the best due to the design of the sleeve portion. I asked for this toy to use in conjunction with a blow up doll, I figured I would be able to slide the sleeve into the ass orifice of the doll. This would give me a better feel while using the doll and solve the problem of the sleeve being so floppy. Sad to say this too was a fail as well. No matter what I tried I could not get the sleeve portion into the doll. Even deflated, I could not get it into the orifice and still be usable. Oh well, I tried.
I honestly can only recommend this stroker to guys that like feather light stimulation or using both hands. I myself like to have one hand free for other tasks. I guess if you have a three inch diameter cock it would feel great. Sadly, that is not me.
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Why thank you bluekaren, always nice to know my reviews are helpful.
Yaoi Pervette, thanks! I pretty much new it would be, just not that floppy. But ya know, you'll get a few that surprise you so you got to keep trying different toys.
B8trDude, right? Cock Nubs, perfect.