Strappy cock - prosthetic penis attachment by Doc Johnson - review by moose1120

I had high hopes for this toy, and I think my wife had higher hopes. As someone who is slightly undersized and who occasionally had some performance issues (when I was on painkillers for broken arms), I thought this might be just what we needed. Instead, this toy just hurt. It hurt me, it hurt her, and it was pretty useless in anything but a rear-entry position, and even then it didn't work well.

This toy is made of TPR but does not have the pliability that some TPR toys tend to have. It is very firm, which in this case is too unforgiving for both parties. The strap is a cheap nylon that seemed to lose its stretchiness after the first use. The TPR is easy to clean, but the nylon strap got pretty nasty after it had absorbed body fluids and lube. With all TPR toys, a compatible lube is required.

The toy is made in the shape of a rigid penis and is hollow on the inside. The idea is to allow a penis to be inside. Becoming hard while wearing this toy is very painful, especially the chafing that occurs at the penis end. The inside is too small for an erect penis to be comfortable (even a small penis), and the material is so hard that an erect penis gets bruised from smashing around inside the toy. Speaking of bruising, the flare at the base of the toy is perfectly shaped to pinch the wearer's scrotum and smash into the wearer's testicles. In my case, this became so painful that I didn't have to worry about the bruising and chafing caused by having an erect penis inside of the toy because I quickly became less aroused. This was not the type of good pain that makes sex better. As for fitting inside of my partner, she was very happy at first, until her insides became quite bruised from the inflexible material. Using a rear-entry position made this better because the toy was able to have a straight shot into her, but any other position was plain miserable for her. Adjusting the elastic strap was an exercise in futility, especially since it quickly lost its elastic qualities.

If used as intended, the wearer will ejaculate into the toy or will wear a condom under the toy. Either way, it is no fun to try to clean semen or condom lubricant out of the very end of this toy. To really get it clean, a bottle brush has to be used. It is a TPR toy, so it could go in the dishwasher, but this would likely make the strap degrade even faster and might not get all of the semen/lube out of the molded ridges inside the end of the toy.

I hated this toy. My wife loved the stimulation at first, but then pretty much hated it. Once I was hard and sex started in earnest, this toy was painful and awkward. Interestingly, this toy is better used as a dildo than for its intended purpose because the softer and more controlled movements associated with masturbating mean that its width can be used for stimulation without the discomfort that came during intercourse.