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I thought this would be the perfect toy since my fiancee's penis is already too long for most penis pumps. However, this pump fails to even form a seal around the penis, so using it is extremely difficult. It has to form a seal on the area around the base of the penis, which was very uncomfortable for my fiancee. Also, it doesn't pump the penis to a larger size than it usually is when it's fully erect. Overall, this pump was a major letdown.
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Pros:
Large enough to accommodate already well-endowed men.
Cons:
Unable to create a vacuum seal, doesn't enlarge the penis.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is supposed to be used to literally pump up a man's penis, increasing its length and girth. You place one of the three jelly sleeves (medium, large, or extra-large, depending on one's girth) onto the pump, insert the penis through the sleeve, and squeeze the purple bulb to pump it up. Men can use it themselves or with the help of a partner. This pump is made for men who are already too well-endowed to use a normal pump (my fiancee is almost nine inches, and most pumps are no longer than eight). I would recommend applying lube to the penis before insertion, as the jelly material that the sleeves are made of creates a lot of friction, making it difficult to insert an non-lubricated penis. It's best used in the bedroom, as it's not at all discreet and too large to be travel-friendly.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living

Material / Texture

There really isn't anything special to be said about the material. The cylinder is made of clear, smooth plastic, and the three sleeves are made of jelly. The issue with jelly material is that things like hair and fibers tend to stick to it very easily, and it's more difficult to clean thoroughly than other materials. Also, the penis is difficult to insert without being lubricated first because the jelly material is sticky and creates a lot of friction.
    • Smooth
    • Sticky

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design is pretty standard for a pump. However, there were a few things that made it unappealing. While I like the measurements on the side of the cylinder, the giant "ENLARGER" printed across the cylinder wasn't appealing. This pump is not a good fit for average users; as I stated before, it's made for men who are too large to fit the average penis pump. Also, the jelly sleeves won't fit tightly enough around men with less girth. This toy is extremely large and not at all discreet, especially with the giant "ENLARGER" written across it, making it unsuitable for travel, unless you have a large back with a lot of space, but the size is necessary for well-endowed men.
    • May be too loose for most

Functions / Performance / Controls

This pump should be sold as a gag, because it doesn't work. The jelly sleeve is unable to form a vacuum seal around the penis, so air escapes when you try to pump it up and makes the toy very difficult to use. Instead, the sleeve has to be allowed to form a seal with the skin around the base of the penis, which was too uncomfortable for my fiancee to tolerate for very long. Also, even when we did manage to get the toy to pump up his penis, it was incapable of making it any larger that it usually gets when it's fully erect.
    • Difficult to use
    • Doesn't work

Care and Maintenance

The parts of the toy that are difficult to clean are the jelly sleeves. Jelly is a toy that I generally avoid because it is very sticky, and things like hairs and fibers tend to cling to it. It's very hard to clean them all off. I clean the sleeves with soap and water. The same thing goes for a cylinder. I wash it with soap and water, and set it out to dry. You can pretty much store the toy wherever you have room (a drawer, a toy bag, a closet, etc.)
    • Hard to clean
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  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • *Camoprincess*
    *Camoprincess*  
    Thanks for the review bummer it doesn't create a vacuum seal
  • definitely want this
    definitely want this  
    def.
  • MDuffy
    MDuffy  
    wonderful review
  • MDuffy
    MDuffy  
    ganna pass on this on ty
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