Not so pleasurable privates

All in all this toy provided some pleasure, more than the last male masturbation toy I had. I'll be using it more and more to give a better follow up review.
Published:
Pros:
Different from hand, tight at entrance.
Cons:
Annoying grating feeling, not a replacement for the real thing.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

I find when first using these toys, you need to add lube of some sort to them. I used spit for my first time with this toy. Slipping the 'vaginal' hole over my member, I found an oddly enjoyable tightness until I got all the way in. The vaginal hole's first two inches is tighter then the rest of the hole. I found using just that gave me better stimulation then the whole thing.

The 'ass' hole I found was far too small and was constantly putting up too much of a fight for me to enjoy it. I didn't use this hole much because of its proximity to the outside of the material.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Male
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

I'm not sure what the material is, but it feels odd and smells horrid. The outside is matte, for gripping ease I assume. The inside has a smoother texture with ribs going along it. These ribs provide no extra pleasure, the insides might as well be smooth or matte. After my first insertion with lube, the toy left some dust or something on my member, particles of its insides.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design behind this toy is that of a woman's body. There is a horribly shaped labia between two cut off legs and buttocks. The asshole is below the vagina and has remnants of its production process. Bits of extra material. This is the same with the vagina, extra material which is a bit of a turn off for me. The vaginal hole has an opening at the top so there's no suction there. However the anal cavity does have a seal end, so it provides more suction.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy can perform in the water and does not have any mechanical parts. The function of the toy was poorly used. Just like my previous male masturbation toy, I found this grating and annoying at times. The best part of the toy is the penetration and the first two inches of the toy.

The ass part of the toy was also annoying and even more grating. It was difficult to penetrate and difficult to stay inside. I for the most part ignored the ass hole in my first use.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

The toy is easy to care for. Open it up a bit, pour some hot water down it and let it sit to dry out.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is horrible on this product. If you read my reviews in the past you will know I hate porn on my packaging. This packaging reeks of porn, it has the female actress on the front, nude and presenting. There are pictures of the toy on it too, which is a rather crude form of porn itself.
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
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Comments
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    A light dusting of cornstarch after the toy is dry from cleaning will keep it soft, supple and prevent molding.
  • DarkApparition
    DarkApparition  
    good review
  • Hotlink
    Hotlink  
    great job.
  • cobiffle
    cobiffle  
    NIce review, to bad it wasnt for you
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review
  • locomotion
    locomotion  
    thanks for the review
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Thanks for the nice review.
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    TY!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for a good, helpful review.
  • alayamae
    alayamae  
    Thanks!
  • Artishok
    Artishok  
    good review
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • MimiPhryxus
    MimiPhryxus  
    will not be getting this lady for my hubs. thank you for a great and informative review
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