Alien - masturbator by Fleshlight - review by married with children

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Now I know why this is the #1 selling toy in the world.

I do not think you can go wrong with a fleshlight. I just wish that each model had pictures of the texture, so you would know what you were getting. The textures of the alien feels great, it gets me off in a matter of minutes.
feels great
cleaning can be a pain in the butt, smells strong and smell will not go away.
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review


This is used exclusively as a male masturbation toy. It is designed for the penis. Sorry ladies! But you can still get in on the fun by using it one him. This is hand-held, but you probably guessed that by the pictures on the product page. This pairs well with the Liberator motion dog days shape.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • On a bed only
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

This is made from Superskin. Superskin® is an incredibly realistic soft and smooth material. It is non-allergenic, latex free and retains heat well. The Superskin has a sweet overpowering smell to it. It does not every really go away. It will lessen over time with washes, but never fully go away.

The material is real feeling. Even more so after the first few minutes of use, when it warms up.

The texture inside is great feeling. Now, I am not sure of the different designs of fleshlights textures, and there was no info on them with the fleshligh; but from what I have read on this model, there are 3 different textures used. The Vortex, Lotus, and STU textures. They are shown on the product page.

The material is porous, so if you are going to share make sure and use a condom with each use.
    • Porous
    • Strong odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The website has this listed as 11 inches long, but it is just under 10 inches. The insertable length is just under 8 inches. The fleshlight weighs in at just under 2 pounds. This should fit just about any man.

The alien combines three of fleshlights most popular textures. The vortex canal followed by a lotus node, and finally the intense texture of the STU. The STU texture is my favorite. The vortex is not too bad, but the most pleasure is from the STU texture.

I suppose you could travel with this. As it does close up completely. And there is no metal in the toy, so it should not set off the x-ray machine at the airport. But it might be one embarrassing conversation explaining it to a TSA agent. But for car travel, it would work great. With both ends closed, it is protected from damage. You can just toss it into your travel bag with everything else.

This is not very discreet. It does not look like any flashlight I have ever had. Yes you can put on the cap and not see the vagina opening, making it more realistic; but it still looks like something that you would want to open up and find out what it was. Plus it is on the large side, making it more difficult to hide. It is not something you can toss in a drawer out of sight. It takes up a great deal of space. Plus, when you have used it and need it to air dry; their is really no way to hide the vagina opening. You cant air dry it with the cap on.
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

This has a end cap on the bottom end of the sleeve that you can screw on tighter or loosen up to adjust the suction inside the sleeve. With it tightened up all the way, there is no where for the air to escape when you are thrusting inside of the sleeve. Depending on the feeling you are looking for, you can adjust this cap at anytime during use to change the suction on your penis.

This can produce some noise during use. The air moving in and out during use makes a light sucking noise. It is noting that can be heard through a door, or even through the covers (IMO); I don't even know if you you could hear it from 10 feet away. It is slightly more nosier when used in the Liberator motion, then when being held in your hand.

This is a waterproof toy. But you can only use water based lube with this. So with that, it would not work very good in the shower or tub. But have no worries about getting this wet, it wont effect it at
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Simply rinse toys made of Superskin® with warm water from your sink and allow time for both to dry before storing. Do NOT use soap to clean it. For tough cleaning, we suggest using a little isopropyl alcohol. To maintain that soft feel, sprinkle a liberal amount of corn starch on the insert and shake off the excess powder. We do NOT recommend the use of talcum or baby powder. (From the product page)

I just wash mine out with some warm water and let it dry standing up. This method has not given me any problems yet. But I am still worried about not being able to wash it with some soap and water. Do not know how long this will hold up without proper cleaning.

I store mine with both caps on, standing up in the packaging it came in. This has worked great. The cap keeps the sleeve clean and dust free, plus it helps keep the superskin smell from getting too strong.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance


This comes in a cardboard box. The box measures 4 inches by 4 inches by 10 inches. The front has a clear plastic window showing the fleshlight sitting on the inside. The other sides have a picture of the inside texture, and a bit about the alien fleshlight. It is not the most discreet packaging. I kept mine for storage, at least for now. But I have both of me fleshlights siting in the closet where the kids cant get to them.

This comes with a sample packet of lube and a small insert about the fleshlight. It is not too informative.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

This alien fleshlight feels better then the Asa Akira lotus fleshlight. I am in love with the STU texture. It gets me every time.


I grab this one over my asa akira almost every time. The STU texture can not be beat.
Follow-up commentary
This is still my go to toy, when I need a toy that is. It still feels great. It has not gotten sticky yet, like a lot of reviews have stated about their fleshlights. I still cant get rid of the smell coming from the material, but I doubt the scent will ever fade all the way.

I have followed the cleaning instructions with every use. It gets rinsed out with warm water and sat out to dry. No soap or toy cleaner has ever been used. It still bothers me that I cant sterilize this, but it is just me using it. Well, its just my penis using it. My wife will use this on me from time to time.
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