Big bust babe doll - female love doll discontinued by Cal Exotics - review by Beck

Introducing our new family member, the big bust babe she is from California Exotic Novelties. We have decided to call her Mia Ling, since she is a busty Asian love doll with no actual name. Mia Ling’s whole purpose is to be, someone you can make love to and then deflate her to put her away. She can also be deflated and taken on a trip with you and she will not cost you extra. She never stays more than she is welcome, she will never bitch about anything, and she is always there to please you.

You have three holes to pick from with Mia Ling, just like any women, except you will not hear from her what hole not to put it in. With her surprised face, she appears to be pleased to take a shot in any orifice. Just be sure to use a condom if you plan to share her. She even makes a great third addition to any couple or more, since she can take it all at once. She loves to go in the shower, which is great for easy clean up or out I should say.

Mia Ling is a great gag gift for special people, but be sure to know the person before giving them such a personal item.

Mia Ling is made out of PVC, which is a lot like a pool raft, but she will not save your life in water. Please do not even try that. PVC has a smell that is similar to a fresh shower curtain, but it does wear away after time, especially if she is in the shower with you. She is water repellant; you can see the water bead up and run down her body. PVC has a level 2 safety rating, which because it is porous, so a condom should be used. This PVC is mostly ivory colored, except for her pink vagina and nipples, but her face is colored as well. There is smooth texture inside of all three of her holes, but the outer edges have seams that can be painfully rigid.

Mia Ling is a 5ft tall Asian lady, with a screened on actual image of an unnamed porn star. Her mouth is always in the ready to go “O” expression, with a pink inside. The arms are separately attached to her shoulders, which almost gives her a buff look, especially since her arm is at a 90 degree angle. Her hands look like mittens, since it is only a thumb and the rest of the fingers are combined. Her breast are huge, the only way to describe them is as watermelons. They are even larger than DDD, which is my bra size; she was too big to fit my bra. But they are always perky and they come with bitable nipples. She is very petite in size, wearing a size small. She only has a 26” waist. The vagina is located about where you would expect the belly button to be and is pink in the inside. The butt hole is located on her backside in just about the right location and is ivory in the inside. Then she has long legs attached, but weak ankles, so she can not stand well on her own. Her feet are a lot like Barbie’s, since they look like she is standing on her tip toes. There are seams located all over her body and they can be rigid.


Now on to her orifices, she has three total; the mouth, butt, and vagina all of which can be penetrated depending on the males size. Her mouth can handle 3.5” circumference and she can deep throat about 4”. The vagina is high up giving her camel toe, but it can handle 3.5”circumference and take in about 4.5” deep. The butt hole is able to handle 3.5” circumference and about 5” deep. She can handle most men, but if you are closer to the 3.5” the outer edge of the hole may cause irritation and could rub you raw.

Mia Ling is by no means realistic and she will not provide any sort of realistic feeling. She does however provide some stimulation that will be different from the usual experiences. The only issue is that when she first comes she has seals on the vagina and butt hole, when you peal those it leaves behind rigidness on the outer part of the seam. It can cause irritation, but this will vary due to size.

The best way to clean Mia Ling is to take her into the shower and wash her with soap and warm water, be sure to get inside and out. You can use toy cleaner and toy wipes on her, but showering her is the easiest ways to get everything.

PVC is compatible with silicone and water based lubes, be sure to use a good amount before penetrating her. This will help provide more stimulation and make coming in and out easier.

She is easy enough to store just deflate her and put her back in the box or get some kind of tote bag for her. You will want to keep her away from sharp things, since she can get holes, but there is a repair kit for that. She is by no means discreet, so is you do not want someone to see her, be sure that she is put away.

She comes in this non discreet box, along with directions and patch repair kit.

Overall she deserves three stars, since she is porous and the rigid outer part of the orifices.

Here they are on their first date and enjoying a lovely salad together. Then later on she gave him his thank you for dinner gift. She moves as fast as you want her to and you are in control, so make the best of it.