Jessie Andrews - the all american girl - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by MrWill

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Oh Jessie, You Tried So Hard!

The Jessie Andrews masturbator by Doc Johnson is a nice attempt at emulating a real pussy but the noduled tunnel falls short for me. Easy to use and easy to clean, it isn't a horrid toy, just not for me. I personally feel like this would have been a good prototype before releasing the real deal, but I'm just a humble end-user. Perhaps it is a good toy for those with no sexual experience, but I feel that most will feel like it is just TOO MUCH.
Published:
Pros:
Very Realistic Looking
Comfortable in Hand
Cons:
THE NODULED BUMPY TEXTURE
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

The Jessie Andrews The All American Girl by Doc Johnson is a realistic looking masturbatory aid for men. An alright entry into the field, the Jessie Andrews should work for most men (though some may prefer a toy with a more realistic "tunnel). It offers some pretty intense shaft and head stimulation and those that prefer things on soft-ish end of the scale may want to to steer clear of this. It is a wonderful toy when you need to rub one out in a hurry, but can be overwhelming.

It can be used by couples, in group situations, or solo; though if you do decide to share it between partners use a condom and a lot of lube (unless, of course, you are in a fluid bonded relationship with said partner/partners).
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

This mock-lady is made of UR3.0 which ranks in on the Eden Safety Scale at 2 (product page states TPE, which is false). It is soft, but still firm enough that it doesn't just flop around (which is a plus to me). The material has a light plastic-y smell and I rinsed it before tasting. The smell didn't go away after a rinse, but there is no taste at all with this particular toy (though in a spot where I didn't rinse well it still had some kind of powder on it, and the powder tasted horrid). Be careful here as this is a very porous material and cannot be sterilized.

Overall, the material is wonderful. It does feature a pretty realistic looking set of pussy lips (though I can't vouch for whether or not they actually look like Ms. Andrew's pussy).





I feel like making something out of a material that is pretty realistic and then filling the vaginal "tunnel" with bumps is counterproductive. In my humble opinion a completely smooth tunnel would have felt better.
Bumpy Tunnel

It is pretty much the same basic noduled tunnel as most of Doc Johnson's various masturbator/blowjob aid toys. It could have been improved (or completely skipped here).

The texture isn't something I would personally think of as a good start for anyone, though I could be wrong. I am leaning towards calling this a toy for virginal male anatomy users though, as this texture is laughably unrealistic. Different strokes I suppose.
    • Bumpy
    • Porous
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

As far as masturbators go, this is one of the best I've seen in the soft-bodied handheld field of offerings. It is a little bit larger than most of the ones I have tried, but it is perfect as far as size.



The thumb grooves towards the top are an amazing aid for gripping it, especially when your hands are covered in lube. It features one thumb groove on both sides, so it does feel comfortable in either hand.

I'm not a particularly girthy man, though some toys do present a little issue with stretchiness for the thicker among us, so I did lube up my widest dildo and ram it in to see how far it would stretch.




It took it all. I used the Fetish Fantasy Elite 9" and it is 2" thick at it's widest point, which you can see in the picture slid right into place (the product page states it can only handle 1.5 inches). All cock possessing toy users should find that it will take it all, even if you do poke out of the far end of the tunnel.

The total length of the masturbator is just a smidge under 5.5 inches as listed on the product page, but I couldn't accurately measure the length of the tunnel. I love the size and the weight in hand is perfect. It isn't a discreet toy at all, as the entrance end of the toy is very realistic looking. I wouldn't personally choose this for a travel toy.
    • Ergonomic
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

This toy is exceptionally easy to care for. You can lube it with your choice of water based lube and pound away to orgasmic oblivion. Clean up is a breeze, as all you have to do is run some warm soapy water through it, and I even soap my finger up and finger-bang it until I have a nice lather and then rinse that all away too.

For storage, I just toss mine on the nightstand, but you could also store it in your dresser, under the bed, in a coat or purse in the closet. She does collect some lint and dust, so a rinse with water before use wouldn't be a bad idea (thought it certainly won't hurt to skip it).
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The Jessie Andrews All American Girl masturbator comes in a paperboard box that clearly features a picture of Ms. Jessie Andrews leaned over seductively and also clearly states on the box that is a masturbator. Upon opening the box, you will find the toy itself inside a plastic bag.

All of the packaging is recyclable or trashable, as you more than likely won't find a good use for either the box or the plastic bag. My toy didn't come with any instructions, but I don't feel that instructions are necessary for something like this.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Experience

I pulled it out of the box, and lubed it up with my own proprietary blend of water based lubes and got to work. It felt wonderful at first, but I quickly grew annoyed with the texture. Before much time had passed, I felt as though some failure of an alien species was trying to rip a big load from my body. I continued in the name of science, and things only got worse. As the lube thinned while warming up the texture just felt rougher and rougher, and I finally blew my load (which was more than normal) but it just didn't feel very satisfying. I ended up cleaning it and tossing it on the nightstand for another later use just to make sure.


Round Two: No fuckery with the lubes this time, I chose Maximus. A pump in the opening and a pump on the head of my cock and it was time to get to work again. While it did feel better with a thicker lube, it still isn't my toy of choice (though I do wonder if using this repeatedly will make me last longer).
Follow-up commentary
What can I really say? I've tried Ms. Andrews out several times and the nubby texture just really doesn't do a whole lot for me. Not a bad material at all as far as realism goes, but the texture destroys so much potential!
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Comments
  • XxFallenAngelxX
    XxFallenAngelxX  
    Good job on this review! I think I would pass on getting this for my man!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! Sorry it wasn't what you were hoping for!
  • padmeamidala
    padmeamidala  
    Thanks for a great review!
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    I honestly considered cutting it down the side and cutting the nubs out, but alas I have other plans for it ;-)

    Glad you all enjoyed the review!
  • Lildrummrgurl7
    Lildrummrgurl7  
    Thanks for the review! That's an interesting texture. So far my partner has been pleased with Doc Johnson's cheaper masturbators but we've never tried that texture. I'm not sure he would enjoy it either.
  • Trysexual
    Trysexual  
    Nice review. You can do better than her Willy! You need to get the Julie Ashton Pussy and ass!
  • spiced
    spiced  
    The texture of this reminds me of the Fleshlight STU. It's really good to know what the material actually is. Thanks for a great review.
  • Cindi025
    Cindi025  
    Thanks for the review!
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    Thanks for reading and voting folks!
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    I would not get this for my man. It just looks so funky. Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • kadelette
    kadelette  
    Thank you for the great review and extra product pics!
  • TJtheMadHatter
    TJtheMadHatter  
    Thanks for another hilarious review. lol
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • MrWill
    MrWill  
    Thanks for the great feedback everyone!
  • ImaGodiva
    ImaGodiva  
    Great review, thanks. My husband and I recently tried a similar thing for the first time, and he said the same thing as you, that the bumps & texture inside were really intense, not necessarily in a good way. He ended up liking it in the end, but what he said (and what you say) is interesting to me, I would have thought more texture is better. This one looks really realistic - I think that's a little creepy. What are your other plans? I can't think of anything else it could be used for...
  • eroticmutt
    eroticmutt  
    Excellent review, thank you very much!
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