Oh my, what is that smell?

If you can get over the extremely tight fit and repulsive smell than this toy might be for you. It is an inexpensive masturbator that just didn't make the grade for us.
Published:
Pros:
Great price
Flexibility
Realistic Feel
Cons:
Repulsive Smell
Small Size
Tight Fit
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

My husband and I decided that it would be a good idea to try and find some different types of toys that we would be interested in. After some searching on the site, we decided on the Purple UR3 Ass Palm Pal because it is an inexpensive, male, handheld masturbator sleeve that we felt could add a little more magic to the moment. I thought it would be ideal because it would be exciting to be able to stroke my husband off while he can still play around how ever he likes. It's fun too because it gives the users some options. For example, if you're home alone and get the quickie urge you can grab it plus some lube and use away. It can also be used with your significant other. Give them a turn and let them show you what they got but don't forget it's fun to share, so why not try it together?
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Men
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bed
    • Bedroom
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Versatile
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Ass Palm Pal is made out of a material called UR3 which is designed to feel like flesh. It is soft and squishy but lacks the firmness that would come with a jelly toy. It is a non phthalate toy but is porous. I would recommend using a condom with this toy because it can not be fully sanitized.
The smell of this toy is absolutely disgusting. It is a combination of a powder and a vanilla mixed together. I find the smell completely repulsive and won't even have it out with me while I write this review. It's that bad! The smell seems to be coming from whatever powder was used to store the toy in the package. I did wash it twice but the smell just seems to linger.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor
    • Porous

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

It is 5" in length and starts at a 2" diameter that tapers in and becomes smaller, similar to the shape of a penis. With the help of lubrication, it is designed to have the penis inserted into the end that resembles a real bum hole (that's the 5" side!) This hole is only about 2mm long and is so small when not stretched that only the tip of a pen can be put in it. The Palm Pal is made to be tight around the penis, but I think that maybe it was taken a little too far. It's so tight that my husband and I couldn't ever really get the toy working even with assistance from a bottle of lube. Even though it is very bendable and flexible we just couldn't ever get it to open up enough to put his penis inside of it. When we took it out of the package I immediately grabbed it and put one finger in each hole at either end. I found it hilarious that the more I tried to pull my fingers out the more it grabbed hold of me. My husband refers to it as the Chinese finger trap only he doesn't know it was made in America. It is not very discreet looking but is small enough to travel with. I wouldn't recommend this because all your clothes in your bags with this toy are going to smell like it, even if it's wrapped up or in a plastic bag.
    • May be too tight for some
    • Realistic
    • Tight fitting

Functions / Performance / Controls

The performance of this product was completely hindered by it's design to replicate a tight ass. The hole for insertion is so small that even the flexibility of the toy doesn't allow it to open enough to insert a decent size penis. Even the fleshy realistic feel and my favorite color purple can't make up for the poor performance. This was such a disappointment because we both had been looking forward to trying it out together.
    • Feels realistic
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be difficult to care for since it is porous. I recommend cleaning it before and after use. I wash it with warm water and soap. It's extremely important to make sure that you clean the inside really well and that it is completely dried before storing. It is recommended on the directions that you put talcum powder on it, but I think that corn starch works better before you store it in a cool dark place. If left in the sun you will start to see some discoloration.
    • Difficult to store
    • Hard to clean
    • High maintenance

Packaging

This comes in a non-discreet green box that says "UR3 Masturbator Ass Palm Pal Collection." The box's writing is in all purple to match the picture of the not-so-realistic looking toy. Inside the box is a plastic bag that contains the toy and directions. The directions are easy to read and understand and also can be used for The Realistics, also made by Doc Johnson. I saved my box so that I can store my toy in a plastic zip lock inside it and then place it in a dresser drawer. I also saved my directions because there are also directions on how to properly fix it if it becomes broken or torn.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative

Personal comments

My husband and I really liked the idea of this toy because we could both use it together. Even though the smell of the toy was repulsive we tried it anyways. I initially thought that it was a good thing that it was tight, but didn't think it wouldn't fit at all.
    • Small
    • Tight
Follow-up commentary
The Purple UR3 ass palm pal is something that was not made for me or my husband. We both completely agree that this one never worked out for us. We've tried it a few times and always ended up annoyed and nursing a headache. I'm extremely sensitive to smells and now know I should avoid any UR3 material in the future.
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  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • MrWishyWashy
    MrWishyWashy  
    Great review, thanks for sharing!
  • T&A1987
    T&A1987  
    try a super head honcho, a maven or a tenga if you and your husband would like to try another sleeve. Thanks for the heads up regarding the smell, that can be an instant deal breaker.
  • susansmith2012
    susansmith2012  
    thanks for the review!
  • bayosgirl
    bayosgirl  
    Great review!
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    if it's the standard UR3 smell, i think it smells good
  • lovekink
    lovekink  
    I'm not sure if it is the standard UR3 smell or not. It had a vanilla like smell to it. I have no love for vanilla! We really wanted to try the tenga egg but its been out of stock. Thanks T&A for the suggestions. Thanks everyone for reading!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
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    lovekink  
    Welcome
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    locomotion  
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    lovekink  
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    Andrey2052  
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    GONE!  
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  • spiced
    spiced  
    Yes, I just bought a UR3 toy (noches latinas cock) and the smell is intimidating--and washing doesn't do much about it. Shame, because it feels more like skin than any other material I've felt so far. Thanks for the informative review!
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  • captainsgirl
    captainsgirl  
    i think the smell sold me lol
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