Pipedream's dreamless night

Although it is quite a cheap and relatively effective little tool, I would recommend you to invest your money somewhere else.
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Pros
Quiet, moderate vibrations, easy to pull on, and makes the pleasure last.
Cons
Does not reach the clit in most positions.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
My lover was coming to visit me this winter, and for the occasion we believed it could be interesting to have another toy to try while we would be in bed. After some debate and visual evaluation, we ended up choosing this one. It looked simple, yet powerful, big, comfortable, and textured enough to actually hit the precious spots with ease. What was there not to like?

Things aren't always what they seem, however. This cock ring is, I would say, the incarnation of the saying "size doesn't matter." Do not get me wrong: it does have its advantages, but that thing is not a magical item.

It was, first of all, smaller than I had expected. Not the bullet, no, but the ring itself. Even my girlfriend was startled, and we both thought it might be a bit uncomfortable to wear. But 'lo and behold, it was actually quite a comfortable fit! Had a nice grip, slid down without the slightest bit of struggle on my shaft and stayed put through the heat of action. It wasn't particularly tight--or rather, it did not feel particularly tight, because the material was stretchy. Yet, it fulfilled its duty by making the sex last longer and the orgasm linger some more.

The main point of a cock ring, however (in your humble serviteur's opinion), is to give a little more pleasure to the lady by hitting a tiny spot which, sadly enough, rarely gets the attention it deserves through intercourse.

And that is what brought the pleasure ring down in my esteem.

To quote my partner's words, the toy was good to turn me into a mild vibrator. She could definitely feel the vibrations course through me and into her, but it was no miracle worker. Even though we tried many positions, from missionary to many variants of doggy style, it never reached her clitoris, whatever way it was placed. An optimistic little ray of hope, however: "I'm sure there's a position out there that will get it," says she, "but we didn't find that position."

As for the more technical aspects of the toy, well let me simply say that the kind of vibration it delivers is, literally, a buzz. A mild, quick and constant vibration, which will probably not satisfy the people who prefer seismic shocks over sweet caresses. As for those who are concerned about discretion, do not worry: it is very quiet, and you will never hear it through a blanket and even less through a closed door.

Although it is quite a cheap little tool, I would recommend you to invest your money somewhere else. It probably would be more profitable for both partners, especially for the lady. Remember, gentlemen, that a happy woman makes a happy man. If you are a newcomer, however, and wish to start easy, well, be my guest.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Victoria
    It sounds like an awesome toy that just didn't hit the spot...at least it's quiet! Thanks.
  • Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
    Vibrating cock rings that work well seem to be the needle in the toy drawer. Smile Sorry it didn't work for you. I suggest you read some of the other reviews here on Eden because some reviewers have loved other varieties of this.
  • Contributor: High Eff
    @ Happy Lady: Thankfully, it wasn't as if we were relying on it to have fun. Big smile Reading some other reviews (thoroughly) will probably be something I'll be considering more in future cases.
  • Contributor: Mr. Poopy Pants
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Great review
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