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Plastic-y goodness (not really)!!

Jessica is made of cheap, uncomfortable plastic that would not be comfortable to have sex with. She's better for a cheap laugh when pranking your friends!
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Pros:
Humorous
Cons:
Smells bad, plastic
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
Let me first say that Jessica is not something that is even remotely sexy or realistic.

I got this for my boyfriend, half as a joke and half because I was going to be away for a month and knew he'd need something to "relieve" himself in. Well..

Right off the bat, my boyfriend did not want to stick his penis into Jessica. He asked me if he HAD to, and I told him of course he didn't. It became clear that Jessica was only going to be used for laughs. We opened her up (the box that is), and she had a very plastic-y smell - the powerful headache-inducing, plastic scent. We immediately blew her up, laughing the whole time at how ridiculous Jessica really is. She is nowhere near life-sized. She would almost be a midget if she was. She was ridiculously short and terribly thin. Her boobs are so disappointing. I stuck my fingers inside her mouth, vagina, and anus, and each hole felt like a tight, short opening. I cannot see how it would be comfortable for a man to have sex with her. I honestly cannot say I have anything to report about having sex with her, since my boyfriend refused the idea, but it does seem like she would be hard to clean out. I'm thinking A LOT of lube would also have to be used.

Overall, Jessica seems like a cheap option that's not really worth it at all. It's more fun to use her in pranks with roommates than to actually "use" her. Unfortunately though, I think this is going to be the same case for almost any sex doll you buy that isn't super high-end.

I cannot recommend purchasing Jessica for sex, and she now sits in my boyfriend's closet until we find something to do with her.
Follow-up commentary
Jessica still is a cheap blow-up doll, but I continue to think of ideas for pranks I can use her in!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Jessica 3 hole doll tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Deflatable
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Too bad this doll sucked
  • SiNn
    SiNn  
    ty for the review
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for sharing!
  • ILikeShinyThings
    ILikeShinyThings  
    Well, at least you can find some use for her!
  • kims89
    kims89  
    thanks for sharing
  • asandahl
    asandahl  
    Thanks!
  • Shayla
    Shayla  
    thanks
  • Hubby80
    Hubby80  
    Thank you
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