Pretty decent
It's a great item for the man in need of practice or a great night of self-fun. Cleanup is definitely not fun, but generally worth the cause.Published: October 21, 2008
Pros:
Ultra-real
added stamina in real-life situations
added stamina in real-life situations
Cons:
cleanup is not fun
So, I got the Fleshlight home and couldn't wait to give it a whirl. I unpacked it, broke out the lube, and WENT to town!
I was pumping and holding and leaning and holding....and pumping.......and holding. WTF! I may as well just be masturbating at this point!
Here's the skinny. Although you DO have to hold it and you DO mimic the motions of jacking off, it's the closest thing to a real vagina that you can get without fucking your best friend and making it SUPER awkward.
Now, you're pumping and it feels great, right!? You're left with this dilemma: to cum or not to cum? Do I cum INTO the light and be faced with the cleanup or do I play the pull-out card and whack it into the sink. I chose to try one of each.
Going till I finished was AWESOME! Felt real, felt great. Cleanup was a BITCH. you have to unscrew the back, pull out the flesh part, clean the YOU all off of it and then figure out how to dry it.
Pulling out and finishing was all right, but was just the same to me as jacking off without the 70 dollar piece of equipment.
Drying is definitely a bitch. I tried all sorts of different ways with towels and turning it inside out, etc. Eventually I realized it's best to just leave it out. TOTALLY not inconspicuous right?! Oh, and did I mention that it's definitely a little LARGER than a real flashlight...so keep that in mind if you're a teenager living at home...or a dude with an overly curious girl who would happen to give a shit.
So I have the girl come over the next day. BAM, I lasted DOUBLE what I normally do. That was definitely not the case every time after that, but it makes for GREAT practice and it definitely works. I'd say to give it a shot. I hear it calling my name as we speak. Hope this helped!
I was pumping and holding and leaning and holding....and pumping.......and holding. WTF! I may as well just be masturbating at this point!
Here's the skinny. Although you DO have to hold it and you DO mimic the motions of jacking off, it's the closest thing to a real vagina that you can get without fucking your best friend and making it SUPER awkward.
Now, you're pumping and it feels great, right!? You're left with this dilemma: to cum or not to cum? Do I cum INTO the light and be faced with the cleanup or do I play the pull-out card and whack it into the sink. I chose to try one of each.
Going till I finished was AWESOME! Felt real, felt great. Cleanup was a BITCH. you have to unscrew the back, pull out the flesh part, clean the YOU all off of it and then figure out how to dry it.
Pulling out and finishing was all right, but was just the same to me as jacking off without the 70 dollar piece of equipment.
Drying is definitely a bitch. I tried all sorts of different ways with towels and turning it inside out, etc. Eventually I realized it's best to just leave it out. TOTALLY not inconspicuous right?! Oh, and did I mention that it's definitely a little LARGER than a real flashlight...so keep that in mind if you're a teenager living at home...or a dude with an overly curious girl who would happen to give a shit.
So I have the girl come over the next day. BAM, I lasted DOUBLE what I normally do. That was definitely not the case every time after that, but it makes for GREAT practice and it definitely works. I'd say to give it a shot. I hear it calling my name as we speak. Hope this helped!
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ToureHow do I clean this toy? Can anyone give me instructions? -
PlayerQuote: How do I clean this toy? Can anyone give me instructions?That pink part pops right out of the tube when you're done, and it's open ended. Just put the pussy part under the faucet and let the water run straight through. You should let it dry before you put it back in the case to prevent damage from unevaporated water, but otherwise, very easy to clean. -
What player said. Plus, you can add a little cornstarch (NOT TALC POWDER - that is carcinogenic!) if you want to make it soft and smooth again.
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Does it feel real?
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PJamesDoes it feel like real vagina? -
ShaftQuote: Does it feel like real vagina?I think that none of them really feels like a vagina.... nothing but a vagina truly does. It is near impossible to create an exact duplication of that experience, but what can be duplicated are the elements of that experience which make it sexually pleasing; tightness, pressure, friction, a moisture.
That does not feel like real vagina-but that really feels fantastic.I own the Fleshlight and I'm happy with it! -
Nothing is going to be 100%. However, the Fleshlight is definitely the best product out there currently, and is as close as you're gonna get. A ton of my guy friends have it, and LOVE it...and we now have different colors and different orifices, so you can get exactly what you're looking for.
Enjoy!
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Haha, clean the "you" off.
What types of lube are compatible with this?
Thank you for the review!