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Scientifically Engineered Inflatable Doppelganger: The Tera Patrick Story

Published: April 29, 2009
extremely useful review
This “Ultra love doll” is well made, from the packaging to the actual doll. The head is like a very detailed mannequin head (but the mouth is like a bear trap for penises) and her body is easy to inflate. The two included bullets were basic. Although the vagina and anus are just condom-like sleeves that move and don’t offer any friction, it’s still possible to complete the act with this doll. If you've ever had fantasies about fucking a mannequin, this is the doll for you.
Pros:
Made well. Fairly easy to inflate. Looks like a mannequin. Felt pretty good at times.
Cons:
Mouth is not usable, at all. Vagina and anus are just hollow thin sleeves.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Experience
My wife was there, we took lots of pictures, I did indeed do the deed.

* I assure you, clicking over to my blog is totally worth it *
Follow-up commentary
The deflated Tera Patrick has been draped over a clothing bar in an unused closet since our last 'date'. While this doll is very high quality, I do not see us going out again any time soon. Although, she might be going on tour with a friend mine's band this summer, modeling t-shirts at the merch table. Keep an eye open for her if you like going to grind-core shows. Be sure to say hello if you see her!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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Victoria (aka 'In the pink') (verified)

AHAHAHAHA...I was there! Oh man am I glad this review is finally submitted - it was turning into a novel! But a lot of fun indeed. And a great review. If only the vag, anus and mouth were made of Fleshlights! Heehee!

10 months ago
Sammi (verified)

That is an awesome review!

10 months ago
her.royal.redness (verified)

*Lol* This was a FANTASTIC review!! Thank you!!

10 months ago
Lithaewyn (verified)

I seriously laughed out loud! This is by far the most entertaining review I've ever read.

10 months ago
Adriana Ravenlust (verified)

Very entertaining. Did you ever use bullets with this?

Also, she seems very orange. Maybe too much spray on tan?

10 months ago
Mamastoys (verified)

I love it! It was so amusing to read..."drug her by the hair" that was too funny. Great review!! More pictures would have been great too!!
Thanks!!!

10 months ago
Machina (verified)

Hilarious review! The pictures were great, & I really love that hello kitty shower curtain too.

10 months ago
Gary (aka Yeti) (verified)

Oh no, I didn't mention the bullets... so much for being thorough!

Initially I was not very concerned or interested with the bullets, but my wife said that I really should at least try them out. She popped one in the inflatable anal opening right before I started working on the vagina. I could feel the vibrations a little bit, but aside from the noise they added, they didn't really seem to make any difference. So the first time I stopped to get better situated, I extracted the bullets and turned them off.

10 months ago
Saurou (verified)

AHAHAHA WOW. thanks for the review! that bubble thing is friggin' terrifying! (but i have a balloon phobia so maybe i'm biased Big smile )

10 months ago
Carrie Ann (verified)

I laughed my fool head off. Mostly cuz I've seen, first (second?) hand how difficult (and amusing to onlookers) the oral orifice can be and then again when I imagined Victoria laughing as she looked on.

Been there, done that, enjoyed the hell out of it.

Best read all month!

10 months ago
Oggins (verified)

Great review Yeti! I absolutely loved reading it. I laughed so hard because I could just imagine how awkward this was to do! It sounds like you two at least had a few good laughs together! Big smile

10 months ago
Gatita (verified)

The pics alone had me lol! Then when I read the explanation about the hump, you had me crying. Great review & thanks for the good laugh.

*Victoria how did you not piss your pants watching this???

10 months ago
Spicing It Up (verified)

That was the best review I have ever read! I was rolling!

10 months ago
Cynthia (aka Miss Cinnamon) (verified)

Teehee! I always found inflatable sex dolls a little terrifying, but this review still made me giggle. Great review!

10 months ago
Cinnamon Chambers (verified)

You so gave her a tumor...That was just wrong. I love the pics and the review. However, I want your shower curtain. I have to have it!!!

10 months ago
PurpleReign (verified)

Well, I don't really know what to say Yeti!

Two parts funny mixed with one part disturbing I think. It really is a diverting little novella, when you add up the photos.

Only worry was that the passing thunderstorm would knock out the power before I finished the whole review!

10 months ago
Gary (aka Yeti) (verified)

Yes, this was more than just a sex toy review, it was an Indiana Jones style adventure! "Two parts funny mixed with one part disturbing" is a great way to describe it!

10 months ago
Mr. Sauce (verified)

your reviews rock!

4 months ago
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