Emerald lips - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by Jon S

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Small Green Lips That are Sure Not to Please

If you have a smaller penis you might like this product. However, you also have to have a high tolerance to pain because the texture on the inside of the sleeve is brutal. The stiff nubs do not feel pleasurable unless you enjoy the idea of your penis being scraped. The entrance is also tight, so if you have a thick penis you probably won't be able to use it anyway.
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Pros:
Comes with a bullet vibe.
Cons:
Small texture is not comfortable. Smells weird.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
This product arrived in a rectangular box that was not at all discrete. On the box there is a picture of a blond woman who is half naked in a see through green gown. Above her to the right the box states “Jelly Vibrating Emerald Lips, Emerald Collection” and at the bottom “Vibrating Oral Fantasy Jewel” is boldly stated. On the sides of the box it states that the product needs two AA batteries which are not included. It also shows the actual product on the sides as well as the back. It also features a description of how they convey the product on the back. I did notice it did not state what material the product is made of. It is, however, made of Jelly, which is not the safest material out there. It also did not state which kind of lube to use but you can use either silicone or water based lube. Jelly can't be sterilized so use a condom if you plan on sharing. Jelly products also need to be stored in a cool, dark place. Also, you can clean the product with warm water and soap.



When I opened the box and pulled out the product, it had a really distinct plastic like smell to it. It resembled a mouth and a nose with a sleeve connected. The bullet is removable and the slit where it is located is on the opposite side of the bottom lip. The inside of the sleeve past the entrance is covered with hard large nubs that are extremely rough in texture. The sleeve itself is firm, six inches long, yet thin- 2 inches in diameter.



When I took this product for a test drive I was really disappointed. I could barely fit my manhood inside of the entrance; it was too small of an entrance no matter how much lube was slopped on the toy and on my genitalia. I eventually was able to slip in, and OH BOY was it painful! The feeling of the hard long nubs scraping against my penis was extremely uncomfortable. There is barely any flex to them, so they scrap along your penis, not move with it. I decided to flip on the bullet and tried every speed on the gradually increasing dial; it did not change the sensation of pain at all. It took me a whole 20 seconds to realize that I was not obtaining any sort of pleasure from this item, realized it was garbage, and tossed it out into the trash can. I did keep the bullet because that was the only thing I could tolerate.



At first I thought this would be a really pleasurable sleeve, thought I would get a lot of use out of it, and looked forward to adding it to my collection. Boy was I off by a long shot. I recently reviewed a sleeve that was too flimsy; now this one is just way too hard. This product was overall smelly, the entrance was too small in diameter, the nubs were painful, and I really did not like the color of it (It turns me off to think I am receiving a blow job from a leprechaun). I would not wish this product on my worst enemy. I rate this one out of five because it was not pleasurable AT ALL.
Follow-up commentary
The feeling of nails scraping against my penis the first time I reviewed this item, made me not interested in ever using this again. I still don't like it and I highly doubt anyone will gain any pleasure from using it.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Emerald lips tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Midway through
    This toy looks awkward. Sorry it didn't work out for you.
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    My husband had the same issue with the Cherry Scented Pocket Pussy. Good review!
  • Diabolical Kitty
    Sorry this didn't work out for you. Good review though.
  • AshMegYo
    Sorry this wasn't the best..great review by the way!
  • Jon S
    thank you all
  • Lindsey123
    Sorry it didnt work. Thanks though
  • Love Perpetua
    Sorry this was such a bad experience! Thanks for the review.
  • Jon S
    your welcome
  • Lavender*Moon
    Not on you worst enemy...than I think this would be the worst toy for my guy. Thanks for the great review and for taking one for the guys.
  • griffonc
    Thanks for the review. Don't think this would fit me well.
  • vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks for the review - sorry it didn't work for you!
  • Undead
    This sounds horrible. Thanks for the warning.
  • faust
    nice review
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