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Stinky Wanker

My first sleeve. She is special... and we have shared tender moments together. But the bottom line is, she stinks!
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Pros:
Highly stimulating, easy to clean.
Cons:
Odor and potential toxicity concerns, material deterioration.
Rating by reviewer:
3
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You love Jell-O? Perfect.
Who needs warm apple pie when you can fuck the jiggly juice!
This toy looks and feels like pink lemonade gelatin.
But it smells like the downwind side of a chemical factory.

I had safety concerns but the description says it is phthalates-free.
Still... it obviously contains undisclosed volatiles which will leach through your nasal membrane and skin. Still interested?

I'm an easy date, I fucked her anyway (several times).
True, I washed her first and let her air out for a day, but that didn't make much difference. Regardless of the stink, my dick sure likes her.

First time was in the shower, lubed with some hair conditioner. I know, I know... old school. Conditioner doesn't last long and it didn't need to, the sleeve engulfed my cock in a wonderfully firm embrace and I came pretty quickly.

It is possible to pop the head of your dick out through the end of the sleeve, which makes for useful variation while stroking, and allows you to squirt your baby gravy wherever you want (if you choose).

"Suction chambers" within the shaft provide extra tactile sensation as well as multiple popping noises with every stroke. The grip is firm and wonderful but nothing like vaginal or oral sex. I like the idea of a sleeve in general... it disconnects the sensory experiences of dick and hand, which serves to untether the imagination I think.

Clean up is simple enough, run water through it or turn it inside out (invaginate it ;o) to wash. A warning though, I flipped mine inside out and left it that way to dry overnight. In the morning the jelly had split apart in many places.

I used this sleeve 4 or 5 times and then retired it due to safety concerns. Even with my limited use... she was still a cheap date.
Follow-up commentary
Although I reviewed her fairly recently, it has actually been a couple months now (at least) since our last date night. The chemistry just wasn't right.

But I took her out again recently (nothing happened, we're just friends) and gave her a good sniff. Not bad. Passable, in fact.

She was wrapped up in a dry wash cloth (not an air tight container) and stored in a drawer away from our other toys, I didn't want her to get jealous and ruin her competition.

Her insides are still a bit torn up from when I flipped her inside out and left her out to dry. Sadly, there is a growing distance between us. It is the distance from my house to the nearest landfill.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Any couple
    • Busy men
    • Fast session/quickie
    • Relaxation/alone time
    • Sexually inexperienced/beginners
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Home
    • On the road/travel friendly
    • Shower
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Comments
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    Baby gravy! lol....

    Seriously, I love male reviews. They always make me smile or laugh out loud. I also like to shop for my man, and it's always good to get a male perspective.
  • Jen&Clint
    Jen&Clint  
    You are one funny guy. I have been looking to get this one for my husband for some time now, but I have been aiting to see other reviews on it. Now I am rethinking it you said it has a awful smell? Not sure if he will like something around his cock that smells as bad as you said it does. Nice reviewSmile
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    Pink lemonade gelatin? Sounds interesting Smile
  • J's Alley
    J's Alley  
    Male reviews are so freaking entertaining. Seriously.
  • imp
    imp  
    THAT there has got to be one of the best reviews I have read in a long time Big smile Thank you for making me laugh so much, awesome use of words lol.
  • Dick-n-Jane
    Dick-n-Jane  
    Thanks for the nice comment and vote vanimp!
  • DarkApparition
    DarkApparition  
    thanks for the review
  • The Awesome Penguin
    The Awesome Penguin  
    Thanks for the review!
  • mikebooks
    mikebooks  
    ... f*ck ... I clicked the wrong rating ... sorry for that (wanted to give the somewhat useful rating)... I like the idea of the review - you could disclose some other detais of your relationship (how "she" is )... Nice review. Thanks
  • callsignhusker
    callsignhusker  
    Nice review
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    Ew smelly.
  • r00ster
    r00ster  
    thanks for the review
  • hotcherry
    hotcherry  
    great thanks
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