Emerald lips - blow job imitator by Cal Exotics - review by Bolt Vanderhuge

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Suckling, emerald lips

I'd say for the price you pay for this toy and the quality you get, it's pretty good; but if you are really looking for great bang for your buck I would look elsewhere.
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Pros:
Modeling is great, wonderful vibrations, nodules feel great after you get used to them.
Cons:
A little unwieldy, hefty, entrance is too tough.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Here I am, once again, reviewing another toy from this fine website. This time it's a special case, I guess you could say. This toy seemed quite lonely with it's zero reviews, so I figured I'd give it a chance, see maybe why people were avoiding it like the plague.

Well, I don't see why it has zero reviews, but I could see why people may want to avoid this thing.

To start off, I couldn't help but laugh when I first saw this thing. It reminded me of the red globs of demon blood from Devil May Cry. Sure that may seem like a stupid comparison, but thinking about getting a blowjob by a crystalline orb of demon blood is just too funny. Aside from that... it's color is very nice, it's got a good length to it, and the modeling of the lips is really, really good.

The main issue I had with this thing was its heft, and its toughness. This thing is slightly unwieldy at first because most of the weight is at the entrance of the toy. Since this is where the bullet was, I could understand why it needed to be so large, but it was just slightly overpowering. Speaking of the bullet, it kicks real well at any speed and is only really loud at the upper spectrum of it's intensity.

The tube where the penis is forced into on this toy is lined, with these odd things that rub against your penis. At first it felt a little uncomfortable, but once I lubed up more I really went to town. That's another thing, you need a great deal of lube with this item. The entrance is really tough and doesn't lend itself to staying lubed up.

Taking care of the thing wasn't really an issue. It's made of jelly so don't use boiling water or strong soaps, and keep it in a cool dark place. Use warm water and some medium strength soap or toy cleaner, and you should be ready for action.

As for lubricants... water based and silicone are the way to go.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • NarcissisticLust
    Excellent review. Thanks for discussing both the texture and material here. So many other masturbator reviews I've read only discuss the person's experience opposed to the product which has been frustrating.
  • Nirelan
    ty!
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