Super sucker 2.0 - masturbator discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by Top to Bottom

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I had a pretty good idea of what I was doing when I ordered this toy. I knew it wasn't going to be a fancy-shmancy high-end product. But there are plenty of really great toys of lower price point on the market, and I think they all deserve a fair shot too. It was made of TPE (thermoplastic elastomer). What could be so bad?

Well, when I opened up the package, it had a very distinctive odor to it. A very unsexy one. But I managed to overlook it and tried my best to enjoy my wank. The sleeve comes with a 7-speed bullet vibrator that slips into the head to make it vibrate. The vibes were noticeable, but definitely too weak for the amount of noise the bullet was making.

I enjoyed myself well enough. After my climax, I cleaned it out, let it dry, and plopped it into my sleeve drawer until it was review time.

I don't know what exactly happened in the depths of my toy drawer, but today when I took it out, the bullet hole was torn halfway across, and both ends of the toy were stained black from the canister of my Fleshlight. It wasn't much to look at now, but now it is definitely not pretty. It's greatly disturbing to me to see how this material affects and reacts to it's surroundings, knowing I've inserted my penis into it. It's not quite as bad as having inserted it into the cavities of my own body, and I'm sure I'll be perfectly fine, but I can't help but cringe when I look at the thing now.