Bubble shake real - pocket pussie by Toy's heart - review by comatose-kitty

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Bubble shake real

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Terrible sleeve

Though this product looks just like the Love Shake Real, it feels nothing like it (in a bad way). The toy is far too floppy, the material is too thin, and there is no real texture that you can feel. What little you do feel is just uncomfortable. I do not recommend this to anyone at all, not even as a gag gift for a friend. The best thing about this toy is the box.
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Pros:
box art
Cons:
thin material, floppy, uncomfortable, terrible.
Rating by reviewer:
1
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There is literally nothing I can say that is good about this sleeve! The Bubble Shake Real is very similair to the Love Shake Real as far as looks goes, but that's about it. In terms of experience with this sleeve, it was almost exactly the same as my experience with my last "Bubble" toy: the Bubble Shake Function. At first because it looked so similair to the Love Shake Real I thought, "Great I ordered the same one twice...I'll just save one, for later when my other dies!" This was most definitely not the case.

Look: I opened the case and pulled out the sleeve and immediately noticed how floppy it was. This thing is super floppy...even when it was in use! If you pull your penis out of it, it will immediately drop and be all floppy. The sleeve also appears to be very thin, since you can easily see your penis through it once you stick it in...which is terrible. The color is a light peach color which isn't exactly skin color, but fairly close. The opening is the same as Love Shake Real. The lips and hole are the only thing making it look like a vagina.

Feel: The sleeve is very soft, stretchy, and as mentioned before, floppy. It is so floppy that it is a nuisance to hold because you have to hold it with both hands. If you don't, the material will flop as you're going in and out and your penis won't go through the sleeve as it should. The feel is very uncomfortable and terrible. Although the texture appears to be the same as Love Shake Real, it feels entirely different. You can hardly feel any texture. What little is felt simply feels strange, uncomfortable and sort of hurt my penis' head. I flipped the sleeve inside out to see and make sure that there was actually texture inside and it wasn't a flaw on the manufacturer's part. There was some texture so there was no manufactuerer's flaw. There is texture inside and unfortunately this is how the creators intended their product to turn out.

Smell/Noise/Taste: I did not taste the sleeve at all so I wouldn't know about taste. There was no noticable noise while the sleeve was in use, but there was a smell. Like many other sleeves the scent is not noticable until you put your nose close to it, but when you do smell it, it smells awful.

Material/Lube/Cleaning: This sleeve is made of TPE which handles both silicone and water based lubes. TPE gets a 6/10 on the safety scale so it's not the best or the worst material out there. As far as cleaning goes, simply run water into the sleeve's hole and rub your finger around inside to remove all the stuff that collects inside. Then simply dry it and put some cornstarch on it to keep the toy soft.

Packaging/Storage: The Bubble Shake Real's box is long and thin, so it is easy to hide and store the sleeve. The box is almost entirely in Japanese with the exception of a few words like the company's name and "realistic stimulation". The front of the box has an image of an anime-style girl getting out of her top. The back of the box has a picture of the internal texture of the sleeve, so it is not very discreet.
Follow-up commentary
I tried this thing again and no. I still don't understand how some people like it, but I hate it. It's entirely useless.
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My Bubble shake real tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Allison.Wilder
    Allison.Wilder  
    I'm sorry you had such a crummy experience with this sleeve. If it wasn't floppy would it have been a good product? I'm looking into these things for my boyfriend and don't want to get a cheap, crappy product.
  • digit88
    digit88  
    good review
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    Amazing that this looks so similar to the Love Shake Real but the experience is so very different. I guess it goes to show it's not what's on the outside the counts. Thanks for the great review.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    @ Allison, even without the flop it would've been terrible. The thinness and softness of the toy doesn't allow for much of the texture to be felt.
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Undead
    Undead  
    Sounds like a let down, thanks for the warning.
  • Undead
    Undead  
    Sounds like a let down, thanks for the warning.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    @ Undead you're welcome
  • hartay12
    hartay12  
    The only bad thing about this is its really floppy. It gets the job done but you have to use both hands or grab it in an uncomfortable way or the top just moves around.
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    I cant feel texture with this toy
  • SoloJoe
    SoloJoe  
    thanks
  • comatose-kitty
    comatose-kitty  
    you're welcome
  • pixxie87
    pixxie87  
    ganna pass
  • Major Panda
    Major Panda  
    thanks for taking the bullet. great review.
  • RedFreak
    RedFreak  
    thanx for sharing
  • faust
    faust  
    nice review
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