Pirates Jesse Jane's pleasure ring - cock ring by Digital Playground - review by uberdork

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That Could Have Gone Better

Don't waste your time on this. It's not really worth it. It's pretty and it fits any size penis, but when a vibrating penis ring won't vibrate, what's the point?
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Pros:
It fits the shaft of thinner cocks and works well with condoms
Cons:
It wouldn't turn on and stay on
Rating by reviewer:
1
useful review
Vibrating penis rings have been a part of sex for my wife and I for a while. As my wife puts it, they make my dick feel like a vibrator. Orgasms for both of us are pretty intense when we use them. So when we got the Jesse Jane Pirate Pleasure Ring as part of a set she received, we couldn't wait to try it. We should have.

When it comes to vibrating rings, the ability to turn them on and off is a must. This one didn't really work all that well. I had to actually twist the end of the bullet, the side with the on/off button, to make the dumb thing turn on. When we finally succeeded in getting the motor running, the vibrations weren't really all that strong and the bullet would turn off if I moved wrong.

If I was thrusting too hard, it would turn off. If my wife shifted her hips a little to meet a thrust, it would turn off. If we were in any position other than the missionary position, it would turn off. Where's the fun in that? We abandoned it pretty quickly.

I have a skinnier dick and this fit me snugly, so that was one thing it had going for it. And it didn't interfere with using condoms, so that was another plus. And it was kind of neat looking. I mean, the design on the ring itself was nice and the bullet had an interesting shape. Not exactly a hit out of the park. More like a pop fly the middle fielder drops when it should have been an easy out.

We did try it a few more times, but those times weren't any more successful than the first time. We wound up sacrificing it to The Garbage Can of Failed Sex Toys, never to be seen again.
Experience
The same phrase came to mine and my wife's minds after we tried this. "Why did we waste our time with this damn thing?" It just didn't work right.
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My Pirates Jesse Jane's pleasure ring tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Mood enhancer
    • Sex
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Nurse Katie
    Nurse Katie  
    Great review! Thanks for sharing
  • himynameissteph
    himynameissteph  
    Thanks!
  • souviet
    souviet  
    Thanks!
  • kdlt
    kdlt  
    Thanks for the thorough review.
  • ThorHah
    ThorHah  
    Thank you.
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    too bad
  • rmc99
    rmc99  
    thanks
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • susansmith2012
    susansmith2012  
    thanks for the review!
  • TrenchcoatHunters
    TrenchcoatHunters  
    thanks for the review!
  • Sassy Pam
    Sassy Pam  
    What a shame it didn't work, thanks for the review!
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