The Fleshlight is one Lager With a Very Good Finish

Obviously there is nothing in this world that feels quite as good as the real thing, but the Fleshlight Lady Lager comes darn close, and it does so for a very reasonable price. If you are looking for a top of the line male masturbator, then odds are that this is the toy for you.
Published:
Pros:
Easy to Clean
Amazing stimulation
Semi-Discreet
Feels *almost* as good as the real thing
Cons:
Insultingly non-discreet packaging
May be too small for some users
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

The Fleshlight Lady Lager was my very first male masturbator, and when I say I was floored with the results, I mean that both figuratively and literally. The pleasure of using this toy was so intense that, yes, I fell over in the shower as I climaxed (which, granted, lessened the pleasure ever so slightly).

The toy is a fairly basic masturbator with a semi-realistic vaginal opening. The usage is fairly straightforward; apply liberal amounts of lube to both your penis and the Fleshlight, and proceed to pound it like a butcher pounds a steak.

I'm fairly certain the toy is designed with use by a single male in mind. However, I can attest to the fact that it also works wonderfully when the user is so lucky as to have a partner to assist him in using it!
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Semi-discreet
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The material is one of the reasons I am so enamored with (or perhaps addicted to) this toy. The Fleshlight Lady Lager uses Fleshlight's own patented 'superskin' material, which feels so close to real human skin that it's almost creepy. Once the user penetrates the lovely vaginal opening, they will find another surprise: a rigid inner texture that provides stunning amounts of stimulation. This combined with the powerful suction means that the user will have trouble lasting long, but I don't imagine many men will have a problem with that.
    • No odor
    • Rigid
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Fleshlight Lady Lager's design is brilliant, although it does have a couple issues. It is semi-discreet in that, from afar, it appears to be a massive can of beer. However, closer inspection reveals such phrases as 'sex in a can' and 'lady.' This means that if your buddy happens to be in your home looking for a tall cold one and picks up your Fleshlight, he's going to discover your secret without much trouble.

As for the size, I think it will be wonderful for most men. I did notice that I 'bottomed out' a couple times when pounding in as deep as possible, but it wasn't a big problem by any means. For most users, the Fleshlight Lady Lager will be just the perfect size. However, if you're longer than 7 inches or so, you may come close to the bottom. This certainly doesn't ruin the wonderful experience, but for the well-endowed among us, it might be worth looking into a full-sized Fleshlight instead.
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

There is one adjustable feature on the Fleshlight Lady Lager: the ability to adjust the suction. Simply twist the cap at the bottom of the 'lager,' and the suction will adjust. This doesn't allow for particularly huge adjustments, but it is enough to make a difference.
    • Easy to use
    • Feels realistic
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Caring for this Fleshlight is extremely easy; simply wash it out thoroughly with warm water after you're all finished, and store it at room temperature. The instructions state that the Fleshlight can optionally be powdered with a liberal spritzing of corn starch after use to help maintain its super-realistic feel. Finally, it's worth noting that only water-based lubricant is recommended for use with the Fleshlight. The toy does include one sample pack of 'FleshLube' which is good for about one or two uses, but I found that regular KY Gel worked just fine for me.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is pretty much my only complaint with this thing; it was not discreet by any definition of the word. It came in a large box that said 'Fleshlight' all over it, and inside was a large picture of a fake vagina that I needed to find a way to discreetly dispose of. This was rather disappointing, as this is otherwise an absolutely flawless product.
    • Not discreet

Personal comments

As mentioned earlier, the Fleshlight Lady Lager is my very first masturbator. To be honest, I was very skeptical at first; a product that claimed to feel 'as good as the real thing' seemed far-fetched. After using the product several times, however, I am now a believer. It's laughable to think any toy would ever feel as good as the real thing, but the Fleshlight comes darn close, and it does so for a reasonable price too. I will definitely be trying more Fleshlight products in the future!

Experience

The Fleshlight Lady Lager provides stimulation that simply isn't possible using your hand alone. While the toy is incredible to use by yourself, I found that it was even more amazing when my partner was so kind as to help use it for me.
Follow-up commentary
After using the Fleshlight lady lager for several weeks, it still feels as good as new. While no toy will ever truly feel 'as good as the real thing,' this toy comes extremely close. Add to that the fact that it's wonderfully easy to care for, and you've got a winning product by anyone's standards. I absolutely love the Fleshlight lady lager, and I will be trying more Fleshlight products in the future!
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Comments
  • Vaccinium
    Vaccinium  
    Good article. Keep 'em coming.
  • BadassFatass
    BadassFatass  
    Great review!
  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Thanks for the review
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Nice first review. Welcome to EF.
  • Fooruman
    Fooruman  
    Thanks for all the kind words, everyone!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Great first review! Just POUND it man
  • bobowaxer
    bobowaxer  
    Thanks for the review, looks like fun.
  • lnf77
    lnf77  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Solar Ray
    Solar Ray  
    Great review. All the fleshlights I've tried have been great.
  • Drifter86
    Drifter86  
    Great reivew!
  • hotcoktail
    hotcoktail  
    nice work
  • Slotheye
    Slotheye  
    Thanks!
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Good job.
  • mmmmm
    mmmmm  
    nice review
  • BlooJay
    BlooJay  
    Thx for the review!
  • PassionCpl
    PassionCpl  
    Thanks for the review. I just got my third Fleshlight, also one of the 'can' ones and think the packaging is pretty funny (although slippery)
  • ChaosZero
    ChaosZero  
    "fell over in the shower" Nice! Lol
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