Cyber snatch - masturbator by Pipedream - review by redheadedperfection

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The little pocket pussy that couldn't

The Cyber Snatch makes me wonder if it's supposed to be some sort of "training pussy" for prepubescent boys. Honestly, I feel that it's just too damn small for 96% of the population! If you are chronically undersized though, this might just be your best friend!
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Pros:
The Bullet Vibe is GREAT! The toy does feel good if you can get in and stay in.
Cons:
WAY too small!!
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
The Cyber Snatch is your basic pink pocket pussy; there doesn't seem to be anything remarkable about this product that would make it stand out among the hundreds of toys just like it. One thing I found interesting were the customer comments that described it as too tight...I hear a LOT of these toys described as too tight, and I've NEVER found one that was uncomfortable...I don't know if these guys are hung like horses or what, but I usually want mine to be tighter!! So, I succumbed to my curiosity and decided to review one of these, and in doing so, learned that there's a first time for everything!!

Detailed Ratings: (Any questions here? My profile has a basic explanation of how my scale works, and if you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask!)


Size

The Cyber Snatch is EXTREMELY small!! Heed my words, you WILL pop through the end of this toy! A full HALF of my less than impressive manhood made it outside by the time I was balls deep! The small size also makes it hard to keep ahold of when using it. Anyone bigger than average size should just stay away.
10/40

Material

The jelly material is very soft, and somewhat stretchy, but it doesn't have a lot of give like some toys; I was impressed at how it much resistance it had. I didn't notice any odor when I opened it.
14/20

Safety

Jelly scores a 2 on the EF scale, and since mine is out of 20, it gets a 4 here. Here's what you need to know, courtesy of EF "Jelly material can't be sterilized like silicone-so no boiling water. Since jelly toys can't be sanitized they can't be shared-unless you put a condom over them. Clean jelly toys with the warm water and toy cleaner. Don't use strong soaps on them and keep in a cool dark place." This toy is water and silicone lubricant compatible.
4/20

Color

I really didn't like the pale pink color of the toy...not very manly, you know?
5/10

Visual Appeal

The toy is shaped like a vagina, but not a very realistic one. The bulged entrance just didn't do anything for me.
11/20

Ease of use

This toy is WAYYY too tight!!! The entrance is about 1/4" in diameter, and I had enough problems getting in, and when I did, it kept pushing me back out! I had to lube up the toy well, and when I popped through, I ended up getting lube all over the toy, which made it hard to hold onto. I don't think I've ever had to work so hard to use a pocket pussy in my life!!
15/60

Tightness

The Toy, as I've mentioned, is EXTREMELY tight, and were it big enough to envelop my whole penis, I think I'd actually really enjoy it!! Unfortunately, the tightness of the toy conspires to keep your penis out, so it loses a few points.
40/50

Suction

This toy creates about as much suction as my hand does!!!
0/40

Sensation

All in all, the toy feels pretty good! I liked the stimulating design of the tunnel, and again, the tightness felt really good. The toy also comes with a vibrating egg that feels AMAZING, but there's no way to use it with the toy!! I really did hate it when I popped through, or slid back out though, so it's not getting too high a rating!
70/100

Cleanup

You do have to spread the opening to clean it out, but it's not too hard.
16/20

Versatility

The Cyber Snatch is a very solid and well-built toy. I was surprised to see that after using it, the entrance hadn't ripped; I do believe that after a few uses, most people will rip theirs though.
52/60

Price

$21.99 might be a bit high for a pocket pussy, especially with so many cheaper ones of comparable quality! And most of us have a bullet vibe anyhow.
43/60

At a Glance:
Size 10/40
Material 14/20
Safety 4/20
Color 5/10
Visual Appeal 11/20
Ease of use 15/60
Tightness 40/50
Suction 0/40
Sensation 70/100
Cleanup 16/20
Versatility 52/60
Price 43/60

281/500

2 Stars
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Cyber snatch tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    This one sounds like it hurts. Certainly won't put it on my list. Ouch!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Taking off the list...
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    haha, well, it didn't hurt, to be honest, but it was WAY more work than it was worth! If they had just made it about 4 inches longer with a closed end, it might have been the worlds best pocket pussy!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    But then it might not fit in a pocket
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    Lmao! Then get bigger pockets!
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
  • BadgersRose
    BadgersRose  
    Nice review. I like the unique ranking system.
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