The mighty marble - cock ring by Evolved Novelties - review by Bozendoka

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The mighty marble...on the not so mighty ring

Ultimately, I can only recommend this device if you can be satisfied with only a few uses. While the sensations are in fact exquisite, its easily broken nature is its downfall.
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Pros:
Intense, easy to clean
Cons:
Flimsy; easily broken
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review

Use

I was assured by the rather amusingly costumed gentleman at the medicine-cart that when properly applied, this...unique item would, in his words, "crank it up summat and let you get the jump on for a bit, now wonnit?" I have no idea what he said or what he meant, but the use seemed clear enough and I was in a fair adventurous mood, so I made the purchase. Suffice to say that a constricting device such as this can, through some sorcery or another, cause one's...unmentionables to swell slightly and can draw on the completion of the act. Those of you of an adult age know what I speak of, and those who do not would rather find themselves better off browsing to another web-site, as I am told this is called.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Mutual stimulation

Material / Texture

You should know that this is in fact three devices which are placed together in such a configuration as to make a single device. First, there is the ring, which is of a soft material which I am told is called 'TPR'. Please, ask me for no further enlightenment as I am no chemist. Secondly, we have the hard bullet, which is a type of plastic knows as ABS. Again, no further questions if you please. My degree in Literature did not prepare me to speak forth on this subject. Finally, we have a simple metal bead, or as the packaging would have it, a marble.
    • Light odor
    • Stretchy
    • Textured

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

Well, now, the fit is, as one would hope, rather tight. The ring is designed, of course, to encircle one's tallywhacker. For ease of application I would heartily recommend that one makes the attempt before engorgement, but more on that. The bead fits within a pocket of sorts that extends out from the ring perhaps the length of two of a grown man's knuckles. There are two options for the bullet, one may either place it under the extension and across the shaft, or else opposite the extension and along the shaft.

My primary concern was the hole which accommodates the bullet along the shaft - this was an obvious weak point and one that was, unhappily, stressed beyond it's capability when I attempted to remove the ring. Would that I had waited until my excitement had tamed itself, but again it is the nature of this type of device to slow that process. You see my dilemma.
    • Beginner
    • Only fits on penis shaft
    • Will fit most men

Functions / Performance / Controls

The bullet, I know not how, has a number of different manners of motion. By depressing the end and holding, you will find it vibrating at it's lowest speed. By quickly depressing and releasing it, you may cycle through three vibration intensities and an additional four patterns, some of which we quite enjoyed. An additional depress-and-hold will cease all function.
    • Easy to use
    • Strong vibrations
    • Very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

A simple wash with a light detergent will be the height of your normal care. The batteries will, I suppose, have to be replaced at some point; it uses three LR44 cells and the package contains six, so you will be set for quite some time.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Personal comments

We enjoyed the experience of using this novelty; my wife was quite taken with the sensation of the marble upon her most private of areas, and the vibrations excited her so! Alas, as I mentioned, upon removal I did tear the ring rendering it unusable. More care on my part may have prevented this.
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  • badk1tty
    badk1tty  
    Loved reading this
  • Jimbo Jones
    Jimbo Jones  
    The material around the bullet closest to the marble is certainly thin. Very good point about it easily breaking. Thanks for the great review.
  • SadoMas
    SadoMas  
    ty
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thank you for the review!
  • Mihoshi4301
    Mihoshi4301  
    Thanks for the review.
  • SMichelle
    SMichelle  
    Thanks for the review.
  • FHeemz
    FHeemz  
    Good to know its flimsy. I wont be getting this then. Thanks for the warning.
  • CountryPrincess
    CountryPrincess  
    Thank so much for the review!!
  • nosrslylol
    nosrslylol  
    Thanks for your review!
  • RedFreak
    RedFreak  
    thanx!
  • srexom
    srexom  
    thanks for your review.
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