Glow stroker pierced pussy - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by optic.ghost

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The saddest pierced pussy in the land

While well intentioned, due to the sub par vaginal depth, uninspiring internal ribbing, and a series of cosmetic features that do nothing to enhance the pleasure providing ability of the product, this sleeve did not particularly shine for me. Overall, this is another entry level masturbator that provides an equivalent level of service to the buyer and advanced users would be wise to look elsewhere if seeking to get their rocks off on a budget.
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Pros:
Better material composition than most, small, perfect for smaller men
Cons:
Length will not accommodate many men, ribbing is inadequate.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

I have reviewed a decent variety of masturbators during my time at Edenfantasys. While there have been a few underwhelming examples, most masturbators tend to provide a level of service that is at least comparable to time tested standards such as my hand. However, the “Glow stroker pierced pussy” could barely even match this level of service. This is due in no small part to its sub par vaginal depth of 5 inches, uninspiring internal ribbing, and a series of cosmetic features that do nothing to enhance the pleasure providing ability of the product. These factors all add up to a masturbator that is relatively average in terms of both form and function.

The “Glow stroker pierced pussy” like most other masturbators is handheld and tends to stimulate the shaft more than the head of the penis which can subtract from its feel good nature by quite a bit. The material and length factors can also limit one’s ability to cover the penis adequately unless the user is under 5" in length. Issues like these lend themselves to the conclusion that this is a masturbator focused on the entry level demographic as opposed to the sex toy connoisseur. Still, this masturbator could also serve couples well, due in part to those same shortcomings, if one's partner is willing to fill in the difference.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Budget minded
    • Couples
    • Single men
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Compact
    • Relatively quiet
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The “Glow stroker pierced pussy” is made of a TPR and plastic composite which gives it something of an advantage over pure silicone toys due to the greater elasticity that is provided by this mixture. It reminds me of the lesser grade jelly and skin-esque toys in this manner, while providing a safety profile that is closer to pure silicone. The material does not have any strange odors about it and really does provide the user with a nice, somewhat tight grip to make use of, However, the soft nature of the material does not lend itself to the internal texture of the masturbator, as the ribbing does not really provide any sensation whatsoever. This was a major disappointment for me, but beginners may enjoy this feature as the ribbing is neither too intense nor is it intimidating.
    • No odor
    • Somewhat porous
    • Sticky

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The design of this masturbator was one of the first things that stood out to me as I went about the process of unpacking it, due in no small part to its diminutive stature. In terms of length, it's stated to be 5" in length and most certainly looks the part, with a well sculpted labia, day glow orifice, and very cheap clitoral hood piercing to complete the look. As is common to toys like this, the clitoral hood piercing does nothing to enhance the user's pleasure and is a purely aesthetic touch. However, there is enough additional sculpting to simulate a bit of the woman's thigh around the bottom. The shape is well done and the masturbator is easy to enter or exit in various states of arousal due to the excellent material composition. Still, the length of the masturbator just kills the pleasure for me. As the toy is 5" in length I tend to hang out of the tip by at least 1" myself and this ruins my ability to gain any momentum during usage. Combine that with the fact that the ribbing does not lend itself to lubricant retention, and this means that you end up with a very uncooperative masturbation sleeve very quickly.

In short, this is a toy meant for those users at or under 5", and do not count on the “Glow stroker pierced pussy” being discreet either. This is a glow in the dark masturbation sleeve after all, so if you need that kind of security in a sleeve you would do best to look elsewhere.
    • Beginner
    • Whimsical / artistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The noise level much like everything else about the “Glow stroker pierced pussy” is just average. This is a good thing as it can permit stealthy usage to a limited extent, but as you make stronger and more frequent stroking motions that inevitable "squishy" sound will rise up.
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

Maintenance with the “Glow stroker pierced pussy” is relatively normal as water based lubricant is still preferred given the composite material that the sleeve composed of. Like most other toys, it's recommended that you clean it with an antibacterial soap solution before and after usage. I personally enjoy cleaning my toys with 90% isopropyl alcohol, but I suppose it really is unnecessary to use something that strong. As this is not one of the faux skin sleeves, you do not have to coat it with a non-talc based powder like cornstarch. Just clean it normally, leave it to dry for a bit, and store it away from toys composed of silicone or silicone composites.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The packaging is like that of any other product marketed by Cal Exotics over the past few years. That is to say a virginal woman is front and center on the box with her legs cut in a compromising manner, and the sleeve in question trumps even her in the photo. The information conveyed is more than adequate given the product being sold but if you are in need of specifics there is a blurb on the right flank of the box along with contact information and the UPC. To contrast this, internally there is a dearth of information with just the sleeve and a plastic bag to house it. Unless you want to traumatize friends and family with personal details of your sex life, I doubt one would be so silly as to use the box for re-gifting although you can use it for storing the toy.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

I cannot say that I am too surprised about my muted response to the "Glow stroker pierced pussy" because I did know that the length could very well be an issue, but I had not planned on it completely ruining the experience. While some of the other sleeves I have used make up for length issues by retaining more lubricant by way of internal ribbing design this one quite obviously did not. As a result it's hard for me to recommend this to the average reader, but if you are in need of a toy that can keep a smaller sized man happy this would be your best bet as it really does hold a lot of potential for the right user - it just so happens that was not me this time. For everyone else just purchase Sophia's luscious lips as I can guarantee that you'll have a much better experience with that sleeve.
Follow-up commentary
The Glow stroker pierced pussy is still one of the most underwhelming toys I have had the pleasure of using in some time. But that can still mainly be attributed to the length of the sleeve, and the fact that there were no other saving graces for the sleeve to provide. All it rendered unto me was bitter disappointment and that has not changed.
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Comments
  • Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    Yaoi Pervette (deleted)  
    Great review! Sorry to hear it didn't work for you. The piercing is nice to look at, but seems unnecessary otherwise.
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Good review, seems to be neat for the novelty factor but not very practical in use.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for the review. This sleeve looks useless. More of a gag gift then a good toy. sorry it did not work well for you.
  • optic.ghost
    optic.ghost  
    Thank you for the compliments and comments everyone! While the sleeve was not nearly as exciting as I had hoped it would be it was another chance to write a review for Eden so it all worked out lol.
  • Miss Nessa
    Miss Nessa  
    Thanks for the review!
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