The super ball sucker sucks alright

This is a worthless product that will not only waste your money, but also your time. Out of all the products that I have used and owned, this product is the absolute worst that I have ever experienced. Avoid this product!
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Pros
Has no pros what so ever.
Cons
Everything is a con.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
Due to this poor quality and completely worthless toy, this will NOT be one of my best reviews. It has taken me a very long time to even find the motivation to write a review over this toy and I am glad that it is discontinued because it is a complete waste of money. I have taken great pride in reviewing products, but this toy really took the fun out of writing. I am hoping that I can finally move past this garbage.

When I first came across this product, I was very excited to give it a try. The concept was very intriguing, when I tried to use it for the first time, but it was a total bust. I was hoping for a toy that would hold up to my expectations. Looking at the product, I immediately thought how I could really enjoy the super ball sucker. But the super ball sucker would never attach to my balls, and even if it did, I was not able to feel any vibrations. I was so displeased with the entire product, that it made its way into the trash within 15 minutes of first trying it.

Not only was the ball sucker portion of the toy terrible, but the vibe was the worst I have ever experienced. The vibrations were so weak that I might as well have used my cell phone. To be completely honest, I am unsure how this product ever made its way to the public. I have never came across a toy that the vibe cannot even be salvaged. This product would be better suited as a paper weight.

I apologize for this very vague review, but I really cannot say anything more about it. Completely under-performing, complete waste of time, complete waste of money. NEVER BUY THIS PRODUCT!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Rossie
    I'm glad you didn't have to waste your money on this piece of garbage since it was a free assignment. Thank you for the review.
  • Contributor: charmedtomeetyou
    Thanks for the review; sorry it was such a bummer.
  • Contributor: symbiasin
    Sorry.....maybe you will find something to make up for it
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