The Wobbly Wonder

A fun little change-up from the everyday masturbator - the Yozakura offers a very different take on male pleasure, doing away with ribs and bumps and replacing them with a lovely life-like love canal that is sure to please.
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Pros
Intriguing canal design, nice material, comfortable for average and slightly larger men.
Cons
Lint magnet, maybe a little too soft.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The third of the four products I had ordered a short while ago, this little number was the second in the 'Anime Masturbators' collection that grabbed my interest. Being a closed-end masturbator with a rather fascinating channel structure I was rather hoping it would be grabbing onto some other part of me.

Packaging
Decidedly reminiscent of the First Love anime masturbator; I would swear that it is the same buxom anime girl on the box though her hair is a slightly darker shade of brown and, somehow, her tits have gotten bigger. Seriously, just one of these things is bigger than her head and if she hits a cold snap she could probably kill someone with a nipple. Anyways, the bint has her tits hanging out of her kimono, which I assume is attractive to a lot of men. It doesn't do much for me, being the sort of male who likes small breasts on a lady and who could happily ignore all anime.
Anwyays, there is plenty of writing on the box, and much of it in Japanese. The English bits read '#1 Selling in Japan!' - 'Soft, Tight and stretchy masturbator' and some descriptions of the mechanics of the toy, which I shall get into during The Important Bit.

What really has me amused though is at the very top of the front face; the words 'The purity of the graceful Japanese girl.'
Now, I am not an expert or anything, but I figure that most any girl posing for a box containing this sort of toy, be they real or cartoon, have probably cheerfully bidden farewell to their purity some time ago. This isn't a bad thing of course - purity is boring as all hell, but posting this on the box just seems somehow disingenuous.
Also, any girl with tits that big doesn't have a chance in hell of being 'graceful' - even trying to take a corner at a slow walk for this girl would be akin to a Ford Explorer hitting a hairpin turn at 50mph while carrying a hippo on the roof. We're talking serious sway issues here.

The most confusing phrase though is on the side and back - there's a picture of the product's entrance, and atop it in the words 'Cherry blossom in the night.' I have no idea what they are on about here. Maybe it is a really bad translation of a beautiful Japanese phrase - something that suggests with just a few words the delicate softness and sweetness of making love to a pretty girl...

Me, I just imagine some drunken bastard trying to hump a tree at 2am because he couldn't find any better options.

Product
The Yozakura is basically a purple tube made of TPR material. It is quite soft and stretchy, feeling more like jelly than it does skin. The exterior surface is also quite sticky, which is handy for a grip while doing the deed, though it doesn't help none should you get lube on your working hand.
It is 5-1/2" long and 1-3/4" wide, with the hole itself being about a half inch wide.
There is only the one hole in this thing, thus making a promise of some very interesting suction to come. It is basically a hole with a simple stylized clitoris above it that doesn't provide any sort of extra stimulation.
The inner chamber meanders through the material, with two chambers having some small grids of bumps, while the rest of does a fair job at producing some very nice-feeling curves and shapes.
The material has a very faint fruity scent that isn't unpleasant, and doesn't have a taste.

Only the stickiness of the material is the real downfall so far - it otherwise feels nice on the fingers and looking at the interior canals makes one's little dictator do some very intriguing and impatient calculations.
Experience
The Important Bit
Unlike the first two products I have reviewed, there is little difficulty in getting into Yozakura - the entrance is quite comfortably wide to allow entry with little fuss, even for big men. The TPR material stretches quite easily around you.
The interesting part comes when you remember that this thing is closed at the opposite end, thus trapping all the air inside. The trick to get what you want out of it is to squeeze out all the air from the back end forward, then hold the thing shut with your one hand as you insert your Mighty Pillar. Once inside a little ways, the lube tends to make for a good seal and you are off and running.

Now, I am an average male - 5" long, 4.75" circumference: totally average and for the most part unbothered by it. This toy is very comfortable on me - the material stretches and grips quite nicely and the meandering chambers are soft and gentle. Perhaps a little too soft - I don't have that much sensation in my head thanks to being circumcised, so I find that the material could stand to be a little bit stiffer, but that is mine own complaint. Uncut guys would probably adore the way the canal moves and presses in just there as you slide in and out of her. This toy would probably be good for bigger men as well - the TPR is quite soft and stretchy, and even though the toy itself is only 5-1/2" long total, I can stretch it out by hand a fair bit, so it would probably be good on guys up to about 7" or so.

The suction doesn't work quite as well as hoped, but then again this is a masturbation sleeve, not an actual person so it is better than nothing. It is noticeable, but not so much as to make you believe it is the real thing.

Cleaning
This is a bit trickier than others - the single entrance means that the surest way to clean out the Yozakura is to flip it around. This means stretching the material quite a bit - Being a particularly stretchy material in the first place, this doesn't seem to overly stress the toy. From there just a quick wash with gentle antibacterial soap or toy cleaner, let it dry and pack it away. Be quick about the last bit though because this things collects lint like a demented laundry attendant...

Okay so I am running out of material here, give me a break. I rather like this toy, so I am having a hard time poking fun at it.

Finally
All in all I rather enjoy the Yozakura, for all its baffling prose and dangerous nipple box art. The inner textures of the canal are a very nice break from the ribs and bumps of the regular masturbators, making for an interesting and rewarding session, particularly if you go nice and slow to appreciate the difference.
Follow-up commentary
After much experimenting with this toy, I've found my interest for it waning. As I mentioned before, I don't have the greatest amount of feeling in my penis thanks to circumcision. The subtlety of the chambers is lost on me to begin with, but as time rolled on, I started to find that the soft jelly was just not doing it for me either.

With lube in it, it is just too slippery - not enough friction to make it feel good... and you don't want to use too little lube with this toy because the jelly will cling to your skin as your push, causing some very uncomfortable feelings.

All in all, this toy has lost its appeal to me, which is sad because it is an interesting sleeve.
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  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Life-like canal
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    Oh wow! That really is an interesting canal!
  • Contributor: bzzingbee
    OMG, I couldn't stop lauging about the 'model' hitting a cold snap and killing someone, but I laughed even harder about her walking and tryin to take a conrer!! I don't know why, but I do like the look of this sleeve. Glad it was enjoyable for the most part.
  • Contributor: CheerfulLoner
    I aim to amuse!
  • Contributor: B8trDude
    "a Ford Explorer hitting a hairpin at 50mph while carrying a hippo on the roof"?! Too funny!
  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    LOL! This was a riot! I think it shall get a Nom from me. Great job.
  • Contributor: BBW Talks Toys
    The Ford Explorer bit was my favorite. You have a great talent at comedy in writing. Keep the reviews coming. I'll have to follow you to make sure I catch your reviews!
  • Contributor: Danielle1220
    Great review! Had me laughing lol
  • Contributor: Love Buzz
    lmao - brilliant review
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