There could be worse things than egg on your face

Going out of town? Just did something awesome and want to reward yourself? A Tenga Egg is a great for both instances! The Egg has a variety of textures and requires almost no prep, I love it!
Published:
Pros:
Almost no prep needed. Single use silicone.
Cons:
Texture took away from feeling. Sleeve could be just a tad thicker.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Tenga Egg is a single use sleeve that comes a variety of textures for when you want a special treat or you're going out of town and might need a little help when you're on your own.

Once you get past the existential debate of masturbating with something that comes out of an egg, you'll notice that the Tenga Egg is set up to be a one shot/all-in-one kit including lube and applicator.

At first I thought this was just a head stimulator; I was wrong (see below).
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Those with a penis.
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly

Material / Texture

The Tenga Egg is made from my 2nd favorite sex toy material: Silicone. Even though they say you should only use water based lube with Silicone toys, the Egg is a one night stand in a plastic shell; I don't think you're going to be out too much if you use silicone lube with this.

The Tenga egg also comes in 8 different internal textures. You can tell which set of textures you're going to get by the gray shapes on the plastic wrapping.

External: This looks a LOT like a hard boiled egg wrapped around the head of your penis. The silicone is just as smooth as a hard boiled egg too. I was reminded of Shelden from USAcres (80-90's comic strip, the one with the duck in the inner-tube with the little duck head on it).

Inside: The wavy (or twisty) raised wings inside were barely noticeable. I'm not an OBGYN, but I'm pretty sure they internal texture is added "for his pleasure", as none of the women I've ever been with have little wavy flaps in their vaginas.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

The Tenga Egg is shaped like a 1979 Dodge Charger... if it were egg-shaped.

At first I thought the Egg was just something that cupped the end of your penis and you just rubbed off in it. I was wrong. This thing is S-T-R-E-T-C-H-Y! At one point I had my entire package covered by the sleeve, tip of the head to the boys in the back. There wasn't a lot of pressure for it to snap back to shape either.

This is one of the few sleeves out there that really is one sizes fits just about all; if you're a smaller guy, you can grip it tighter. If you're a larger guy, it'll stretch to fit.

Discreet and suitable for travel, the Tenga Egg will fit in roll of socks or a shaving kit.
    • Ergonomic
    • Will fit most people

Care and Maintenance

The best part about a single use toy: You don't have to clean it! You can lay there in a post-orgasmic bliss and even fall asleep in your hotel room. Ask any guy, that's a bonus.

One thing to keep in mind though: If you're not careful, a single-use product like this will turn into a warm-up toy as you push through the silicone membrane of the Tenga Egg and come right out the other side.

Packaging

I love the packaging! The sleeve comes packaged in a white plastic egg (e.g. Easter Egg)

Step one: Peel the strip of plastic off the shrink wrap that surrounds the plastic egg.
Step two: Open the egg.
Step three: Remove the foil packet of lube
Step four: Open the packet of lube and pour it into the plastic applicator (which then goes into the sleeve)
Step five: Use your best judgment of what goes where for how long.

Personal comments

There are so many lines, puns, etc. that I wanted to put in this review.

One thing to keep in mind with the Egg is that you can't get too vigorous with it. I poked out the side when I wasn't paying attention to how rough I was getting. I could've ended up with more than egg on my face if I hadn't noticed.

Experience

I got the Orange one pictured in the review, the Twister. From my experience though, the texture wasn't noticeable. I can only assume I'd have the same reaction to the other 7 types. You will probably have a different reaction to it.
Follow-up commentary
I'd still recommend this to people looking for a quickie. I wish I would've been more gentle with it though. It broke the first time I used it; I'd still grab another one to try other sensations.
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Comments
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    I've been so curious about these when shopping for gifts! Thanks for the review!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Very interesting! I was curious about them too and nwo want one to see how much I can stretch it!
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    I was skeptical at first, but I'm glad I tried it!
  • Jul!a
    Jul!a  
    I just can't get past spending almost ten bucks on something to use just once, but should I hit that point, or want to really splurge on my fiance, I definitely think I'll be getting one of these.

    And your line about never being with a woman with a wavy vagina made me laugh out loud. People stared, lol
  • El-Jaro
    El-Jaro  
    yeah, it's really more of a splurge or special occasion toy. Worth it though!
  • Naughty Student
    Naughty Student  
    My only issue with these are that they are creating waste. Is there any info provided with the egg that discusses how quickly this toy will breakdown when thrown out? It is silicone, so I have a hard time believing it would brake down very quickly.

    Great review, you answered a lot of the questions I had when I first saw this toy.
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    OMG... Sheldon! I haven't thought about that cartoon in years. I loved it! lol

    Great review. Environmentally conscience as I am, I can't justify buying any of these single use things for my man, but to each their own I guess.
  • Sammi
    Sammi  
    These look pretty interesting
    Good review!
  • Blinker
    Blinker  
    Good review! I want one to introduce my boyfriend into sex toys, but it's a shame they are only single-use. Do you think there's any way for them to be reuseable?
  • Samanti
    Samanti  
    This is why I absolutely love your reviews... All the detail and all the awesomeness... Thank you for your review.
  • B8trDude
    B8trDude  
    Sounds like a fun thing to play with. Too bad it can only be used once but not having to clean it up is also a bonus.
  • Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
    Jenn (aka kissmykitty)  
    Awesome description of your experience with this! I was just telling my husband about it, and it was your review that had him sold.
  • Mew
    Mew  
  • freda
    freda  
    nice review
  • Twitch
    Twitch  
    "I'm not an OBGYN, but I'm pretty sure they internal texture is added "for his pleasure", as none of the women I've ever been with have little wavy flaps in their vaginas."

    haha! hysterical. awesome review!
  • travelnurse
    travelnurse  
    Thanks for the info.
  • richsam
    richsam  
    Thanks for the review!
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