Cutie - masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by namelesschaos

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This Co-ed Cutie Should be Expelled.

The Shane’s World Co-Ed Cutie is a TPE masturbator that feels more like a torture device. The toy is so tight that penetrating it was extremely difficult; once inside the tightness kept trying to expel my penis; and the inner ribbing ,mild to begin with, was impossible to feel amidst the overwhelming tightness. Attempts to stretch the toy out enough to make it pleasurable failed. Overall a downright painful experience. The only pros are that it comes in a cool color and that it is easy to grip.
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Pros:
Nice colors; easy to grip
Cons:
Painfully tight; not stretchy; moderate order; sticky.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review
Follow-up commentary
So two mouth later and this thing is still one of the worse toys I’ve ever tried. I have tried heating it up as someone suggested and if that had any effect it wasn’t enough to counter act how painfully tight it is. But don’t just take my word for it, the other two reviews by Darkestraven and BrokeNHorny say the same thing. Also see the comment by TaylorVon on the product page of the toy and you’ll see the same story painfully tight.

This toy is gives masturbators and the vaginas they are modeled after a bad name.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Cutie tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
  • General
    [ ? ]
    Other tags that are useful and descriptive for this product.
    • May be too tight for many
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Comments
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    LOL, I loved all your letters! Sorry you had such a bad experience trying this 'cutie' out, but at least you were able to write a hilarious review of your experience with it.
  • Darkestraven
    Darkestraven  
    I read your reviewto my husband and now he wants to throw it against our walls to see if it will stick to them. He said it would be much more fun that way also. You hit the nail on the head with every point and complaint my husband had. Great Review!
  • ToyTimeTim
    ToyTimeTim  
    Who would ever think a stroker would be "Too tight"? I have read that if you warm TPE up with hot water it will become softer. Might be worth a try.
    Wonderful review.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Geez both review for this so far have said the same thing. Won't be trying this!
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Thanks for the positive comments and votes .

    @Darkestraven I read your review shortly before posting mine and I'm sorry it didn't work for you either.
  • ScottA
    ScottA  
    Looks like this one is a stinker. On the plus side it doesn't seem to literally "smell".
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Ya, ScottA this one a real waste of money. A third review of this was just posted with the same take away painfully tight torture device. The consensus seems pretty clear on this one.
  • Kindred
    Kindred  
    I'm undersized, but not that undersized. Thanks for a great review.
  • Love Buzz
    Love Buzz  
    I wish I'd read this sooner as It is well deserving of being nominated for the weekly review rumble (If I'm wrong in thinking nominations have to be for reviews in the past week msg me so I can nom it)
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Ya it is to late, to put it in the rumble, but thanks for the the kind words.
  • NaughtyNikki420
    NaughtyNikki420  
    I'm going to see if mine sticks to the wall! I only use this thing for testing material interactions, that's about all it's good for.

    Great review!!!
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    Ouch!
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    @ Taylorvan Thnaks for the complement

    @sexyintexas thank you for providing the one word summery of this product
  • Upskirt
    Upskirt  
    ow? This doesn't sound fun.
  • skunked
    skunked  
    Thank you for making me realize this toy is NOT for me, just removed it off my wishlist.
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Glad I could guide you away from this one, boyfunk.
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