Optimum power vibro sucking stroker - hands free masturbator by Cal Exotics - review by redheadedperfection

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This toy sucks!!!!

This toy isn't going to be the next big thing. But why listen to me when you can hear it from the manufacturers themselves:

"THIS TOY SUCKS!!"
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Pros:
At least it gets you off....
Cons:
SOOOO bulky and cumbersome...a pump, a vibrator, then the unit itself...you need 4 hands!!!
Rating by reviewer:
2
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"This toy sucks!!" the ad proudly proclaims. (Of course, I bought this from the manufacturer, and this was a while back, so it's a different ad then the one here) This toy hails itself as the next big sex toy, much better, and less expensive than the almighty fleshlight. And with more features too!!! It has a pump, a motor, and vibration!!!!

With that much fanfare, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

To start off with, it's a silicone sleeve, in a hard plastic case. The case was cracked when I received it, but i wanted to get off, so I went ahead. The box came with a sample of lube (which hey also mentioned in the ad). What they failed to mention is that the lube was silicon based, and that silicon toys do NOT match with silicon based lube. The masturbator|Optimum power vibro sucking stroker itself is bulky and hard to hold onto. My hand barely fit around it, and any stray lube made it slip and slide everywhere but on my cock. The sleeve was somewhat stimulating, but very loose, with a 1 1/4 inch opening. The pump didn't arouse me at all, and only closed off the sleeve, instead of making it tighter, as I had hoped. The vibrating function was a little bit helpful, but not very much. I can honestly say that my orgasms with this toy were pretty average....nothing to scream about (literally and figuratively). The case doesn't last long, and with it goes the pump and vibrator. The sleeve falls apart quickly, especially if you use non-compatible lubricants. All in all, this really isn't worth it. I can go and get 3 or 4 really good toys for $53...all of which would be easier and more effective to use, give me more pleasure, and stand up better to repeated usage. If you're on the website comparing this to the fleshlight, take my advice; spend the few dollars more, and get the fleshlight|Fleshlight vagina. It lasts much longer and is a lot less cumbersome than this...thing.
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  • Cock Wrangler
    Cock Wrangler  
    Something that tries to do that many things at once probably wouldn't work very well.
    The sleeve of this is actually a flesh-like compound (cyberskin, basically). It's only compatible with water-based lube, and very porous/hard to clean.
  • TexasBrat
    TexasBrat  
    Thanks for your honesty! Hey, they can't all be "winners", right?
  • redheadedperfection
    Cock Wrangler, you're very right... Trying to pump, vibrate, and stroke is a little too much...really distracts you from the task at hand. The sleeve is cyberskin..feels nice, but as you said, hard to clean. My policy is water-based only for all my toys....even if some of them might be compatible, you can never be sure.
  • Sleeping Dreamer
    Sleeping Dreamer  
    It's not a full on silicone sleeve but a composite... SoftTouch. I can't believe they sent silicone lube with the product as the two aren't compatible. Here's what EF says about this type of material: "These materials are extremely porous, making it difficult to clean and easy for germs and dirt to hide. So protect them with a condom. Skin-like materials are extremely sensitive; they should be cleaned before and after every use with warm water and toy cleaner or antibacterial soap. These toys come dusted in a powdery material to maintain their unique texture, clean the toy thoroughly before first use. After each use, clean again and dust with a little cornstarch (not TALC which has been linked to cervical cancer) before storing to prevent the toy from becoming sticky. They should be stored individually in a dark, cool place. Store each toy separately in a plastic zip bag or thin sock because the porous surface can absorb dyes from other materials. These materials are also very incompatible with many substances. Contact with silicone-based lubricants, oil or petroleum based products will cause damages to the surface of the toy. Use only water based lubricants." [http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-guides-and-tips/guides/materials/soft-touch]
  • Epiphora
    Epiphora  
    Wow, way for them to be confusing by sending silicone lube!
  • redheadedperfection
    redheadedperfection  
    Detailed Ratings:

    Size 5/40
    Material 3/20
    Color 6/10
    Visual Appeal 10/20
    Ease of use 5/40
    Tightness 8/30
    Sensation 30/60
    Suction 10/20
    Cleanup 2/20
    Versatility 7/80
    Price 4/60

    90/400

    2 Stars
  • DarkApparition
    DarkApparition  
    Thanks for the review.
  • CynicallyYours
    CynicallyYours  
    thanks for the review!
  • sillyfishy
    sillyfishy  
    Good review!
  • ShadowKitten
    ShadowKitten  
    thanks for the review.
  • BigR68
    BigR68  
    thanks for the review
  • LavenderSkies
    LavenderSkies  
    thanks!
  • sktb0007
    sktb0007  
    Thanks so much! Yeah, products like these are great concepts.. and that's where the greatness ends
  • griffonc
    griffonc  
    thanks
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