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Throw out the rubber ducky, you have a new shower friend!

Leave the Fleshlight in the bedroom and have some shower sex without worrying about hurting yourself! The Spider is completely adjustable, very realistic feeling (A- and G-spots!), and clean up is a no-brainer. Do yourself a favor though: pick up some accessories for your shower...you'll want handles!
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Pros:
100% hands-free use, VERY realistic feeling, silicone and water-based lube ok!
Cons:
Adjustments are kinda loud.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

Admit it, your hand in the shower just isn't cutting it. It's ok, you can admit it. You may have tried taking your favorite stroker in the shower. It might've been fun a couple times, but it's just too big to maneuver if you have a small shower stall.

The Spider is your new shower buddy!

Just attach this to the shower wall (or to the tub itself, if you have a combo shower/tub), apply your favorite lube (silicone works best in the shower), and...well...you can figure out what to do next.

There are other strokers and sleeves out there that feel pretty good, but your penis knows the difference between ribs, nubs, and the real feeling of a vagina. This actually feels like an honest to elastomer vagina!
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

If you've never used Elastomer, check out the link and read up on it. Basically, it's soft, squishy, and you can use water or silicone based lubes with it. It's porous, but I don't think you'll want to share the Spider with anyone. But, if you're going to be spending time with your lady after or during, make sure you clean yourself up first with soap. You're in the shower anyway!

The outside is your basic abstract vulva/vagina shape. It's realistic looking enough to stimulate your eyes, but you'll probably never see an actual vagina shaped like this.

The inside is amazing. They actually modeled it to feel like the real thing. There's an A-spot and a G-spot, and all the bumps and numbs you'll find in there. They even threw in a Cervical Os, if you know what that is.
    • Flexible
    • Porous
    • Textured interior

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

For the sake of completeness, here's a side-by-side comparison of how long the sleeve is. The Spider is on the left and a Fleshlight is on right. As you can see, the Spider is a little shorter than the FL, but really...I'm not 9" long, so it doesn't bother me at all.
Side by side

Again, Spider is on the left and FL is on the right. The Spider's design is definitely more abstract, while the FL is very realistic (Stoya? Is that you?)
Not so realistic

Honestly, as long as I can see myself going into and out of this, the visual stimulation works for me!
    • Realistic
    • Will fit most people

Functions / Performance / Controls

As you can see, the Spider is totally adjustable! You're probably going to want to pick up a pair of handles though - they're going to be VERY useful, especially during that standing there twitching and shaking part at the end.

Shower 1

Shower 2

The Spider is pretty much designed for shower use, hence the suction cup on the back. If you've ever used a Fleshlight, you know about the suction control on the back. Whenever I use a Fleshlight, I make sure that suction is all the way off, i.e. no suction at all. The Spider is set up the same way. Instead of a knob on the back, the bottom is vented so no suction can form in the sleeve.

The best part about using this in the shower is...

Care and Maintenance

...EASY clean up! When you're done with the shaking and twitching (am I the only one who does that?), pull the sleeve out and detach the 2" suction cup from the shower wall or tub. Rinse them both out with the shower head (did you leave the shower running the whole time? There goes your water bill). The handles are also convenient here to give you something to drain/dry the cup and sleeve on.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

Here is the Spider package next to a Pirates Fleshlight tin. As you can see, it's a little taller. The Spider's tube is cardboard, while the Fleshlight's is metal.

Package 1
    • Good for storage

Experience

I LOVE this toy! Seriously, I've never been able to really enjoy shower sex. I've always worried about hurting myself or my partner. I don't have to worry now! I did invest in some anti-slip pads for the tub, but that's just being safe with silicone lube in the shower.

The material does stretch after a week straight of using it, but your results my vary. The material does get a bit tacky too, but I'm not worrying too much about it. Also, I noticed some kind of strange residue build up inside the cup. I'm guessing it's a mix of lube and treatment on the elastomer, but I'm not 100% on that. Either way, it wipes right out.

I'd give this 4.5 out of 5, but will round up to a 5. Seriously, this is BETTER than the Fleshlight. It's easier to use, clean, and maneuver.
Follow-up commentary
I still love this!

Honestly, you can't go wrong with this toy. If you can afford to pick it up, DO IT!
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    FunFantasys  
    thanks!
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    Great review! Thanks!
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