Purple UR3 ass palm pal - pocket pussie by Doc Johnson - review by zaheg

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Total waste

Not worth buying at all, weird material is nothing like it is described, just use your hand it will be much better.
Published:
Pros:
With lots of lube, you can get in there and it feels pretty good.
Cons:
Constantly need lube, and is too small if you have an even medium size dick.
Rating by reviewer:
1
somewhat useful review
This Doc Johnson's Purple UR3 toy is not for anyone with even a reasonably sized penis. My cock is 7 inches and pretty thick and fitting into this toy is very hard, I need a lot of lube and I need to constantly apply more. With a masturbator I want to be able just to hump the toy, but this toy is a lot of work, it slips around a lot on the outside, making it hard to get a good movement going, but on the inside it is tough, and it hurts if you don't use enough lube. Without enough lube it will be move around a lot on the outside but will stay in place on your dick, not fun. I have also ripped the thing a few times.

Another big problem with this toy is the material it's made out of, UR3 is supposed to be a great material but just feels like jelly to me. There is no realistic feeling at all just smelly jelly. The smell never really goes away, it smells while your using it, and gets sticky if you don't wash it. You have to keep it wrapped up in plastic or it dries up, and you have to wash it and lube.

By the way if you have had any kind of sex, vaginal, anal, or oral, this toy doesn't feel like any of them. It's supposed to feel like anal sex, but is far from any anal experience I have ever had. It is easy to penetrate at first and doesn't have similarities to anal sex. However once you get this thing well lubed and on you it feels pretty good; it is an acceptable alternative to regular masturbation and a decent experience. But after the cost and all the effort the toy really falls short, and isn't worth the money.
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Comments
  • tantric
    tantric  
    I think you could really expand on your reviews, you've got the right idea you just need to work on the flow and fill in some of the gaps. Keep at it and maybe have some one else edit for you.
  • Perish
    Perish  
    I don't think there are many "Male" toys on the market that can replicate any type of sex perfectly but some do come really really close. I think you should of talked about how far off it was and not how it was not like sex at all. But i do agree with Tantric, you are on the right track on your reviews.
  • Nashville
    Nashville  
    You said you needed a lot of lubricant, what type? Water, oil, silicone based? How is cleaning/caring for the toy? Easy? Hard?
  • kutekatie
    kutekatie  
    I'm sorry you weren't satisfied with your purchase
  • girl next door
    girl next door  
    Thanks!
  • Blooddragon
    Blooddragon  
    Thanks for the heads up!
  • Bignuf
    Bignuf  
    Thanks for the honest and detailed review.
  • Jon S
    Jon S  
    ty for the review
  • Elnoa
    Elnoa  
    Sorry it was so crappy!
  • lustylusty
    lustylusty  
    thanks for the review. sorry it was a waste
  • locomotion
    locomotion  
    great review, thanks so much
  • Andrey2052
    Andrey2052  
    Nice review!
  • ilikepies2
    ilikepies2  
    Thanks for the review.
  • ruger7mm420
    ruger7mm420  
    ty
  • Dirtydiggins
    Dirtydiggins  
    Makes me sad.
  • captainsgirl
    captainsgirl  
    thanks, wish there was more detail.
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