Pirates Janine's pleasure ring - sex toy for men by Digital Playground - review by aliceinthehole

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This super-versatile, super-pretty, one-size-fits-all vibrating cock ring is really the best of the best. The included bullet can be removed and used as a purse vibe, and is so tiny you can hide it in your hand. My only complaint is that the TPR used and its lack of sterilization. Other than that, this is the best pleasure ring out there.
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Pros:
Multiple settings on vibrator
Powerful vibrations
Ring will fit most
Bullet can be used alone, or
Cons:
Ring not sterilizable
Gathers dust easily
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use



This super versatile cock ring is one-size-fits all, waterproof, extra-stimulating, and includes a pretty powerful bullet to boot. What more could you ask for? Badass pirate theme, super-detailed, beautiful bullet, and extra-stimulation for her, you ask? Digital Playground answers your prayer. With Pirates Janine's Pleasure Ring, you can have your cake, and run it through with your sword while eating it, too.

The waterproof vibe and TPR makeup of this set make it safe for you to play unda-the-sea. The compact size and collapsible, pliable cock ring are easily made travel-friendly, no questions asked. You can even remove the included bullet and use it as a purse vibe. And at a mere 2" long, it's so easy to hide on those quick trips to the bathroom for a pick-me-up.

Gents who've had problems with cock rings being too small in the past will find this delightfully stretchy enough to fit even a horse. And that, we know you are not.

And gone are the days of weak-ass bullets. This one shows up! With multiple settings and a stimulating design (for your clit and your eyes), there's something here for everyone. His and hers, in one small toy.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Can be worn during intercourse
    • Can be worn during masturbation
    • Couples
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Mutual stimulation

Material / Texture

Per the EF Product Materials Guide, TPE is also known as TPR, and is a silicone composite.

From the product page: "TPR has an excellent flexural fatigue resistance and high impact strength. TPR is less porous than cyberskin but more porous than silicone, so we recommend using condoms when sharing. TPR toys cannot be disinfected with boiling water. You can wash them with warm water and toy cleaner or mild soap."

So it's stretchy and soft. Which is good for a few reasons.

1. The ring will fit any dick or toy you put it on.
2. The textures on the skull's face here will not poke or hurt you, but rather gently stimulate.
3. The bullet is very easy to insert, because you can simply stretch the opening wide enough to slide it in, with little resistance.



It's kind of lame for a couple reasons, the main one being that it's so soft that you'll likely not feel the textures. Such was my case. I know that many reviewers did find it stimulating, and some even TOO stimulating. These reviewers found the nubby pattern on the back of the face to be more to their liking.

The stretchiness of the TPR also means it's porous. This means it is going to collect alot of lint, dust, debris and germs. You can't thoroughly sterilize or boil it, just wash with soap and water. If you're okay with that, this is the toy for you. If you prefer care-free, sterilizable toys, look for a silicone, titanium, or wooden cock ring instead.


Ooh, dust bunnies!

The material also carries a slight odor similar to a concentrated plastic/rubber smell. It's unnoticeable without sticking your nose in the material, and shouldn't be a problem unless you're hyper sensitive, or giving head with the ring on.
    • Porous
    • Stretchy
    • Light odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit


Small and travel-friendly, for sailing the high seas!

This is the most unique design I've ever seen on a vibrating cock ring. Digital Playground put out 'Pirates,' the highest-production adult film ever made, and didn't hold back when it came to the toys to accompany the film, either.



Never before have I seen a bullet this detailed and intricately designed. It features a raised skull-and-crossbones design, accompanied by embellished lines resembling something you'd find in a sunken treasure chest. The tip of the bullet is ergonomically designed to taper to a point. This is perfect for pinpoint stimulation when removed and used solo.

The ring, being completely stretchy as it is, will go on and off quite easily. It stretches easier than a rubber band. During use, the soft plastic bullet and pliable TPR material are quite comfortable. No poky or hard parts here to irritate you.
    • Adjustable
    • Can fit over both shaft and testicles
    • Will fit most men

Functions / Performance / Controls

The ring can be stretched to fit over both the shaft and testicles for extra restraint, if your boy is into that. Don't expect an orgasm-delay here, though. The TPR is simply too stretchy.

The bullet features 5 unique vibration settings, all of which are quite strong. A tiny push-button at the base cycles through the patterns.

*Low
*High
*Pulses
*Faster pulses
*2 short, 1 long pulse

The bullet is pretty stimulating, especially for its size. The 3 included watch batteries assure you'll not be looking for more.

For me, however, during use, the bullet just didn't hit the right spot. I need pinpoint, applied clitoral stimulation during intercourse to get off, and the bullet only hit me where it was subdued by the encasing thick TPR. Also, it was only hitting me during those brief moments that I took my boyfriend's cock completely inside of me, before sliding it nearly completely out again. Also, it had a tendency to be top-heavy, and understandably so; the bullet and pirate casing make up about 95% of this toy. This top-heaviness caused the ring to slide to the side after a few thrusts, and I had to reposition it.

Those who enjoy cock rings and vibrating cock rings will find this the top of the line. But it's just not what I need.
    • Comfortable during use
    • Easy to use
    • Not very stimulating

Care and Maintenance

You can use your favorite silicone or water-based lube in conjunction with Janine's Pleasure Ring.

Take the vibrator batteries out when not in use, or at least turn the topmost battery backwards, so it doesn't leak energy. Cleaning the contacts with an eraser on occasion will keep them fresh and the bullet going strong.

Soap and water and lots of rinsing will clean the toy. You'll have to pick the little bits of lint and debris out of it though. Luckily, this TPR, unlike many others, is pretty durable. It flexes without breaking, and tears are unlikely.

You can store this in a little plastic baggy, away from other toys. TPR tends to melt when it comes in contact with other TPR toys, and silicone. Store it away from sunlight and dust-bunnies, and you'll be just fine.
    • Easy to store
    • Hard to clean

Packaging

The packaging was just as pictured. Minimal, no instructions, and not really discreet. The words 'sex,' 'cock-ring,' etc., are never used, so it's not entirely obvious what the toy is. The most naive of peeking eyes would have no idea what this is. More knowledgeable sexperts would know exactly what you were up to, and probably would ask you where you got the thing. It truly is a unique toy.
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable

Personal comments

Cock rings just aren't something that my boy and I get pleasure out of. For me, they just get in the way. The added bullet ended up pissing me off because I couldn't get direct stimulation on my clit. Still, the bullet can be removed and used as a purse-vibe or travel-vibe with no problems. It's certainly small enough to pack a punch. I think I'll get rid of the ring and just use the unique, gorgeous bullet. It may be my new bestie.

Remember that vibrating cock rings aren't just for penises, either. You can add this to your favorite dildo, preferably a more hard-surfaced one to carry the vibes more sufficiently. And voila! Your favorite dil is now a vibrating dil. And you're a happy camper.
Follow-up commentary
Alright, so here's a warning for you. This bullet is NOT waterproof!
Took it on vacation as the 'perfect' little clit vibe and it didn't last more than 10 minutes in the hot tub. I made certain the cap was on tight before submerging it... but it just slowed, slowed, then crapped out all together.

Now I know that boiling toys with motors is detrimental. But the water was only 102 degrees. I mean. Felt like it was boiling to me but I'm made of human-skin, not plastic. Le sigh. I killed my dead pirate, again.

The cock ring isn't tight whatsoever, so I've taken it to the sex toy graveyard. That's right, it's now a cat toy.
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Comments
  • Lioncub
    Lioncub  
    Thanks for the review
  • Rory
    Rory  
    Nice review! Thanks!!
  • Mrs.Tee
    Mrs.Tee  
    Attracting dust can be a headache sometimes butoverall sounds like a good product that is worth the try, great review and pictures thanks for sharing
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