Grand prix stroker pump - penis pump by Cal Exotics - review by brandonbadassm

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Waste of time and effort.

so in summary this toy is a huge waste of time and money it hurts your penis and just dosent do what everyone said it did so idk if maybe i got a defected toy or what but i read the other reviews before ordering this and well im no were as happy as everyone else. sorry for the bad review but its hard to write a review for a toy that sucks.
Published:
Pros:
vibrations really strong
Cons:
bumps in sleeve hurt penis, stroker thing slams into top of penis, vibrations really strong
Rating by reviewer:
1
worth reading, but not useful review
this is gonna go down as the worst review we have ever written and its all because this toy sucks and not in the good way that it was supposed to. This product was just all around garbage and i don't know how it got so many good reviews i was very disappointed from the moment i stuck my cock inside it, the sleeve hurts with all the little bumps on it it causes a lot of discomfort. Then pump it up make it tighter around your cock makes it even more uncomfortable (and yes i used lube... didn't help)

OK ill give it the benefit of the doubt turn on the vibrations and the stoker.... oooooo shit turn it off its just stabbing the top of my dick OK release valve take it off.... look at my cock and it looks like an albino dalmatians with all the little indents from the bumps on the sleeve and now its even more sore for some reason.... Didn't clean it didn't store it didn't do anything but throw it away after using the second time, yes i gave it a second chance thought maybe i was just doing something wrong but i wasn't. by the way there are no instructions on how to use this product in or on the box.

All in all this thing could have potential if the sleeve was smooth inside instead of bumpy if the figured out a different way to make the sleeve stroke up and down and not just jab the top of your cock with a big piece of plastic. also they could have made the sleeve removable and replaceable. The vibrations were strong loud and intense which could be a good and bad thing all depending on who's using it and where there using it for us loud is no good strong vibrations for me are a bit of a turn off so for us even the vibrations were bad.
Follow-up commentary
Everything I wrote in the review still stands. All this thing does is hurt the tip of my cock when I try and use it!
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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Comments
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    PLEASE spellcheck
  • chantalgiardina
    chantalgiardina  
    thanks for sharing!- the mentor program would be a great addition for you to improve your reviews.
  • Lady Smile
    Lady Smile  
    thanks for sharing!
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for sharing.
  • brandonbadassm
    brandonbadassm  
    First off eden used spell check for me. 2nd off ive beeb through the mentor program hence 90% of the reviews we do are amazing. This toy just sucked so badly it was very hard to review on. Eden has been pissing my partner and I off lately so this was just one of those I dont care reviews. So if you like it thanks if you dont...well sorry I didn't either.
  • brandonbadassm
    brandonbadassm  
    I ment been. Im Typing on a phone
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