Jenna's pocket pal masturbator - pocket pussie by Doc Johnson - review by PandJ

I was excited when this came in the mail, and jumped right on the couch with my favorite lube to start the fun. After a quick wash Jenna and I were ready to go at it, and so it began! The masturbator is a bit on the larger side when compared to just a simple masturbator sleeve, and I found that one hand was not quite enough to handle it. This is unfortunate because I find that having to use two hands takes away from the experience. This pocket pal certainly cannot support itself, so do not expect to be able to do any realistic doggy style, but for a late-night masturbation session in a chair, it does alright. Because of certain features (I will discuss further down) I would not recommend this pocket pal for couples play or shower play.

As a previous reviewer noted, this came out of the box with a very sweet smell. It reminds my wife and I of cotton candy. It is so much more pleasurable to smell something sweet instead of a more toxic smell some toys have. The Ultra Realistic 3.0 (UR3) is soft and supple, but I do not feel it is quite as lifelike when compared to the superskin of a fleshlight. The UR3 does not make it feel more realistic, and really just feels like any other sleeve I have used. The pocket pal came with great color on the lips of Jenna's pussy, but by the end of the first use, the color had faded away from a rosy pink to flesh colored! The inside of the pocket pal has some nice ribbing that gives very good stimulation. Does not exactly feel like doing a real pussy, but it does get your cock hard and keep it that way. You can see in the product images that there are lots of nubs on the outside of the toy, and I keep wondering why they would keep all that textured goodness on the outside. Put them on the inside! The toy could use the extra texture, and it might make the outside less bulky.

The inside texture did make me cum very hard. It was sensational to say the least, but when balanced against the other features of this toy, makes it easy to overlook.

The pussy has a hole in the top, so it is easy to keep re-applying lube, which is constantly with this toy. Seriously it felt like this toy was a lube sponge. UR3 can be used with water and silicone based lubes, so I reached for my favorite and dependable water based Sliquid Sassy. I was very disappointed when I found myself pouring lube in the sleeve every few minutes. Where did it go? Beats me, but it got very dry, very fast, making it quite uncomfortable. This being my first experience with UR3, I do not know if this is typical or not, but I have never had this problem with any other sleeve I have used. Maybe silicone based lubes will have better luck.

The outside of this toy is ridiculous. As I stated previously, the nubs really should be on the inside. Because the sleeve is soft, the nubs do not aid in helping maneuver the pocket pal when it is on my dick. I found myself having to constantly re-position my hands in order to keep the pussy in a comfortable position. The size of the toy overall is bulky, but this makes it fitted for many size cocks. I am averaged length and girth and the toy took me just fine. Only when I took the pussy all the way down did my cock push out the top hole.

The pussy opening on this toy is pretty small. As small as some of the anal pocket pals that I own. This is a great this when it comes to tightness of the pussy, because it really is tight, but it was hard trying to get my hard cock in without getting lube everywhere! It would be nice if either the material was a bit more giving at the opening, or if the hole was a bit bigger.

As per the instructions, the toy needs to be stored away from other toys and anything sharp or abrasive. So basically it needs to go into a plastic bag and hide in the bottom of your drawer. If you leave it out, people will know what it is, there is no discretion with red pussy lips staring you in the face. Other than that, it could be hidden anywhere.

Because of the crazy amount of lube that had to be used to keep this pussy moving, I think it would be hard to use in the shower. Water based lubes already have a hard enough time staying applied in the shower, and with the sleeve getting wet, it will just be painful. You would have to use silicone lube in the shower with Jenna's pocket pal.

The pussy opening is somewhat centered in the toy, but the cavity inside is not centered. Depending on how you orient it, you can either really feel your cock, or you cant feel it at all. I found this difficult to use, because I do not want to focus on making sure the pussy is facing the right direction, I just want it to work in any direction. It would be great if it were just right in the middle with equal material on all sides.

The instructions included with the toy are very clear and order you to wash with mild soap and water, avoiding harsh cleaners, dry with a cloth, and then store. They recommend using talcum powder to keep the UR3 soft, but it does say this is optional. From my experience, it does go a long way to keep it feeling nice though.

This box is shiny, metallic, with a half naked girl on the front, so it is not ideal for sitting out. However, it would be perfectly suited to store your toy in the closet or drawer. The instructions included with the toy were comprehensive and left nothing to guess.

During the course of my masturbation session, the constant need of having to apply lube really took away from enjoying all of Jenna. It would ruin a couple's enjoyment because of the down time associated with this. When it became dry, it was very uncomfortable, and that certainly was not enjoyable.

One thing I loved about using this toy, is that the lips surround your cock like a real pussy does. If you get off on having it actually appear like your cock is entering a real pussy, than this really does it excellent. It was fun to watch the lips open up for my dick.