What chicken laid this? hahaha

This does get the job done and is easy to use. If you only use it once, then clean up is really easy as you just toss it in the trash. Hopefully if you have kids they won't dig it back out to play it afterward.
Published:
Pros:
Small and easy to use. Easy to dispose of.
Cons:
Disposable, so not meant for many uses. For max stimulation full strokes of the dick are needed.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
I decided to try this to see if what I expected was going to be true. My expectation was that, because of the design, if you stroke it mostly on the body of your dick then you won't get any more stimulation from it than using your hand.

Now this is a pretty easy thing to conceal if you want to do that. It's small enough that you could put it in your pocket and sneak it into a theater to jerk off during a movie if you wanted to. Especially since it comes with its own lube. I am not suggesting that any one do this, just saying that you probably could.

It's also very light weight, and the casing is rather decorative. One problem I do see is that if you have kids they would probably be drawn to the colorfulness of this egg. They wouldn't know what to do with it if they opened it, but it would likely be useless after they played with it. Hahaha.

It's pretty easy to use and dispose of. I suppose if you wanted to you could clean it out to get a few uses out it, but I had no interest in doing this. It gets pretty stretched out with just one use as I found out when I put it back in its case. Looking at the inside of the masturbator, I noticed that the textured part would pretty much surround the head of my dick when inserted, but not really touch it. It would mostly be rubbed on the shaft of my dick depending on what I did. I didn't notice any smell that came from the sleeve, and when used it I heard no sound.

As I expected, I got pretty much no stimulation on the head of my dick from it stretching down my dick. Most of the rubbing for me was done on the body or shaft. If I did the motions far enough then I did get stimulation on the head and it did feel good, but I don't think that the texture itself really did much for that. It was more the feel of the lube with the rubber rubbing against my dick that actually provided the stimulation. I think the stretching of the rubber makes the texture pointless.
Experience
Opening the egg to get what was inside was pretty easy. I used a small pair of scissors to open the lube that was kept inside, and squirted some into the sleeve until bubbles came out. I then kind of rolled it in my hand to get the lube to cover the inside. I know from a video that it should be kind of turned inside out and then placed on the dick, but I wanted to just try to push it on my dick without doing that and was able to do so. It did take a bit of work though. It was kind of interesting to use, as it was transparent when stretched. I suspect this would be like using the FleshLight Ice. I wouldn't mind having one of those either. Hahaha.

As I've already said, I mostly stretched it along the shaft of my dick and this is mainly because the shaft of my dick is usually all I rub when I use just my hand. I was also curious to see if the textured area would rub the head of my dick at all as it stretched and retracted, but as I expected it did not do anything for this. The only time the head of my dick was stimulated was when I let the strokes go from the shaft to the head.

One thing I couldn't help but think is that this would make an odd condom. It would be very unlikely to pop, but it would certainly get pushed inside a girls pussy, and getting it back out would probably be hard. After I climaxed I figured putting it back in the case would make disposal just as easy as just tossing it out. I didn't expect that it would be stretched out as much as it had been, but when I put it back in it was evident before I put the lid on how stretched it had become. It was even a bit harder to close.
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My Tenga egg masturbator tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Foreplay
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genitals
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Comments
  • Linga
    Linga  
    Great review
  • fymenfolk
    fymenfolk  
    Good critical review. I'm not sure the "hahaha"s were necessary, but otherwise good.
  • Pleasure Piratess
    Pleasure Piratess  
    Thanks for the review.
  • DeadIzzy
    DeadIzzy  
    I find that some people don't understand when I am joking. So I figured I would make it a bit more obvious and add the hahaha's.
  • Lithaewyn
    Lithaewyn  
    I think this review could use more editing. I'd really love to read more about its dimensions and the internal texture. Also, you've included some incorrect information. This toy is made out of silicone, not rubber.
  • DeadIzzy
    DeadIzzy  
    Call it what you want. Sillicone is just another type of rubber to me. It might be made a bit different. It has a different texture or hardness or what ever the difference is. It's still just a type of rubber. Don't nit pick over silly details.

    If you're going to complain about that. You should send Joe Rogan a msg on his message board because he calles the FleshLight a rubber pussy. lol
  • Lithaewyn
    Lithaewyn  
    Silly details? Material is extremely important in health and safety. There is a difference.
  • SirTouchAlot
    SirTouchAlot  
    Thanks fir the review! I really liked the one I tried and I can't wait to get another one

    I agree with lithaewyn that specific material reference is important (some people have allergies and the like), but the tenga egg material is one I've written off since it's all over the place. Eden says its silicone, the tenga website says it's elastomer, reviewers saying plastic. I'm at a loss, with no way to prove one or the other.

  • DeadIzzy
    DeadIzzy  
    I guess it doesn't matter what I call it then since no one else gets it right then. lol

    As I have said else where. It is not my job to make sure you stay safe. That is your job. If you have an allergy that could cause you to die. Then it is your job to make sure the material used for what ever you buy doesn't contain the stuff that could kill you. Now if I make a product and it contains something known to cause allergic reaction. Then it is my job to put out the warning as to what the substance is so those people affecetd by it can take precations or avoid it.
  • Steve of Eden
    Steve of Eden  
    Great review... thanks...
  • Lady Neshamah
    Lady Neshamah  
    thanks for the review :3
  • Melissa Smith
    Melissa Smith  
    Nice review!
  • Kristi :)
    Kristi :)  
    I like the pro "easy to dispose of" LOL!!! Made me laugh! Thank you for the review.
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