Will it suck?

I didn't feel anything! The 'action area' of the toy is so small that it just doesn't produce enough stimulation. It was a very tight fit for me, so I feel that a few exceptional men wouldn't be able to use this product.
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Pros
Unique design.
Cons
C cell batteries, may not fit thicker men, small stimulated area.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review

Use

The use of this toy is rather straight forward. You insert your member into the inner sleeve, and turn up the power. The toy, in theory, does the rest. Obviously, this toy is limited to the male anatomy. The nature of this toy, in my opinion, doesn't really lend much to couples play, either. Thus, this toy is probably best suited for solo play, in a non-aquatic environment -- due to the non-sealed electronics.
    • Solo

Material / Texture

The packaging states that the product is made of PVC and Phthalate Free ABS. There are also unlisted materials, such as metal and other plastics, which may or may not be ABS. I am assuming that all parts that are in contact with skin are composed of the listed materials. I am disappointed by the material that's used to make the outer cylinder; it seems rather low-grade for a toy, and it really reminds me of cylindrical packaging that I've seen on a few dildos. This toy also requires 4 C batteries, which are not included.
    • Light odor

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I'd caution those with thicker members to think twice; I have an above large member, and I barely fit into the inner sleeve. The design isn't exactly pretty... I'll call it manly, which is probably a good thing since the market is for those with penises. It doesn't look nearly as nice as the product featured in the pictures on the packaging. The part that does the 'sucking' can move up and down the cylinder with a little effort, so you can adjust where the sensation occurs. The surface area of the part that actually does the stimulating is quite small. In total, it only moves about half an inch along the member, so only a very small portion of the member is being stimulated.

Functions / Performance / Controls

The toy is controlled by a wheel on the battery pack, which takes approximately a half turn from off to max power. This is definitely the loudest toy in my collection; it sounds like a squeaky motor turning back and forth.

Care and Maintenance

This toy has exposed electronics, so great care should be used in cleaning. The inner sleeve can be removed, and I would suggest fully removing and only cleaning this part. Other parts of the toy can be spot cleaned as needed, but they shouldn't require too much maintenance. As with all toys that require batteries, I suggest storing without batteries -- especially on toys that are as easy to turn on as this one.

Experience

This toy sucked at sucking; I could hardly feel anything. I was also not thrilled by the requirement of 4 C batteries. I had to go to three stores to even find C cell batteries.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Undead
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Jimbo Jones
    Generally, PVC is a harder plastic while ABS is a softer plastic. They evidently aren't listing any of the metal in the electronics or mechanism. Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: lesglitter
    That's too bad it didn't work well. I think Cal Exotics has a Rumbler [?] with the same design idea.
  • Contributor: Heather Shadrick
    Thankyou!
  • Contributor: Fluke
    Exposed electronics near my package? Helllllll no
  • Contributor: pizzahut
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Dear Ruby
    C batteries? not worth the inconvenience.
  • Contributor: Andrey2052
    thanks!
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Thanks for this
  • Contributor: Pudyqat
    Thanks
  • Contributor: srexom
    thanks for your review.
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