Jana Cova dual pleasure - realistic vagina by Cal Exotics - review by Porkchop and Izzie

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Worst Pussy I Ever Had

For the price, this is an OK realistic masturbator but I think if you spend some more money, you will get a better one from Edenfantasy.com.
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Pros:
Realistic feel and look
Cons:
Bad smell and small size
Rating by reviewer:
1
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I tried to use this toy a total of three times and was very disappointed. The first thing I noticed when I got it was that it is a lot smaller in real life than it seems in the picture. The second thing I noticed was the smell "of my God, the smell"; I swear this thing was soaked in bleach and cat pee for a week and then shipped to me. I washed it with soap and water and then toy cleaner but nothing could get the smell off. There were some good things about it, like its realistic feel and look. The vibrations were OK but for dual vibrators, I would have thought it would have been stronger.

When I first used it, I took it out to dinner, which was very awkward because she didn't talk the whole time. When we got back to my place, she was ready to go. With the help from a little lube, I was in. She would not sit still for anything. She was like a kid on a Mountain Dew high, so neither of us could get off.

On the second date, it was the same thing all over again. So, I didn't take her out again for like a month.
When I took her out the very last time, I had her play with my wife and I. So I tried to have my wife watch me with another women but the same thing happened; she bounced around too much and I had to kick her to the curb and finish up with my wife. So, I guess it's up to you. If you are looking for a girl who never talks and smells bad but looks great, always puts out and is down for anal, this might be the toy for you.
Experience
When using this toy, the pussy felt OK but the toy is hard to have stay in one place. I believe that this toy would have worked better as a Fleshlight-like toy. The pussy was nice and tight with OK vibes but there was no chance in me fitting in the asshole.
Follow-up commentary
I had to get rid of her because she never talked, smelled funny, and just didn't do it for me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Jana Cova dual pleasure tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
    • Masturbation
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
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  • RedKyuubi
    RedKyuubi  
    Thank you for the review
  • Missmarc
    Missmarc  
    Thank you for the review.
  • Cindi025
    Cindi025  
    lol funny review!
  • Stinkytofu10
    Stinkytofu10  
    Thank you for the review.
  • gloomybear
    gloomybear  
    thanx for the review!
  • wetone123
    wetone123  
    Nothing worse than a stanchy vagina! Thanks for your candor
  • Chastity Darling
    Chastity Darling  
    Thanks for the funny review
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • Ryanne
    Ryanne  
    Funny review thanks for sharing
  • Fluke
    Fluke  
    Yup, I don't like these types of toys either.
  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Thanks for sharing
  • bobowaxer
    bobowaxer  
    Thanks for the review.
  • xgreatlovex
    xgreatlovex  
    hahaha A+ review!
  • scotty20
    scotty20  
    lol, I liked the humor in your review. Nice one
  • snowminx
    snowminx  
    Maybe you should have tried the ass, it sure isn't "small sized" lol
    At least you had your wife to fall back on, thanks for the review!
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