All star porn stars Kimberly Kane UR3 pocket pussy - masturbator by Doc Johnson - review by El-Jaro

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Xylophone Penis

This is a good stroker. It's a little shorter than other strokers I've used, but it was also a bit wider too. If you're looking for a straight up stroker and want to stay in the mid-priced range, this could be what you're looking for.
Published:
Pros:
Designed for thicker guys in mind.
Cons:
Little too short.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This sleeve is simple and straight forward to use:
1. Wash toy (instructions below)
2. Lube toy (inside only)
3. Lube penis (water or silicone based)
4. Insert penis into toy (repeat as needed)
5. Clean up (see below for cleaning instructions)

You can use this either as a hand-held unit or lay on your stomach and thrust into it. I preferred the latter.

As for stimulation, this toy is really only a one trick pony...and not really in a bad way. I prefer straight forward, easy to work with toys; this is exactly that.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Flying solo
    • For penile use only
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only

Material / Texture

Inside Kimberly Kane's pussy (the toy, not the real one...that I know of), is a series of ridges not too different from the bendy part of a bendy straw. Each ridge is about the width of a finger tip, just a little bit smaller.

I can't quite place the smell of this product. The Sil-a-Gel/UR3 that this product is made of smells sort of like that sweet smelling perfume some dancers wear. It's like a strawberry cotton candy type smell...but that's just my impression. The smell sticks around for quite a while, but will fade after a few washings.

You can find more info on Sil-a-gel/UR3 here. It is very soft and plush.

Shape / Design / Size / Fit

I like the general design of this toy...it's a vagina at the end of a hollow tube of UR3. Unlike Meggan Mallone's pocket pal that I reviewed last summer, this is a bit shorter and the hole is a bit bigger. For those reasons, I prefer the design of KK's toy to MM's. I thought MM's toy was just a little too narrow. KK's toy fit me better in that regard. However, MM's toy is noticeable longer, at least 2 inches.

I popped out the back of KK, but had enough room in MM. While MM's toy is for longer and narrower penises, KK's is for the thicker and shorter penises.

Unlike the higher priced Fleshlights, this toy is NOT easy to hide. It looks like a spread pussy on the end of a fleshy tube that you're storing in a plastic bag. However, if you can put this in a plastic bag AND hide it in a large tube sock, you might be able to hide it.
    • Beginner
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

Because of the ridges/ribs in this toy, you'll want to take sound precautions if you're trying to stay quiet. If you're using this toy as a stroker, you will make xylophone penis sounds, which I rate at about a 3 on the Bee scale. If you roll over onto your stomach, you can completely eliminate these sounds.

Care and Maintenance

You can find care instructions for the product here. Doc Johnson lists this product with their patented Sil-a-gel material. It's basically UR3 (also shown on the box), but with a slightly different make-up.

I know that EF lists UR3 and Sil-a-gel as different materials, both are listed on the box. Since Sil-a-gel is Doc Johnson's own patented material, I'm going with that for now.

Basically, to clean this toy, I rinsed it out with plain warm water. I didn't want to mess with soaps or anything that could damage the product.
    • Anti-bacterial
    • Latex free
    • Sil-a-gel

Packaging

You'll receive KK's toy wrapped in a plastic bag and entirely filling the box it comes in.

Some more info from the package:
Anti-bacterial
Latex-Free
Cadmium Free
Phthalate free

Also:
"Do not attempt to warm this product in a microwave or conventional oven."
After reading that, I briefly entertained the thought of this realistic vagina tube spinning around helplessly in the microwave, next to remnants of pasta sauce splatters and stuck on cheese.

For the patriotic and proud, Doc Johnson boasts this toy is "Made in the USA".

Experience

When I first took this toy out of the packaging, it seemed really familiar. That's when I pulled out Meggan Mallone's pocket pal and made the above comparisons. Since I already figured out the first toy, I thought I'd approach this the same way...and it worked. Instead of trying to go the whole time on my back, making loud xylophone penis sounds, I rolled over and thrust into it while on the bed. This is also where the plush/squishy nature of this toy helps. It didn't dig into my stomach and held on to some body heat as well. The only problem was that, when I finished, I had a mess on the sheets because of the hole at the back of the toy.
Follow-up commentary
When I don't feel like using a Fleshlight because of clean up, I go to this pocket pussy.

In some ways I prefer this in the long run because it's squishy and doesn't interfere with my usual way of solo pleasure (laying on my stomach).

This is also a lot easier to clean than a Fleshlight. The material of both feel about the same too. The material has held up rather well too.

Sometimes you want the feel of a Fleshlight but don't have the time for clean up. This is a good toy for that!

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Great review, thanks!
  • Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
    Dawn (Lilac Distraction)  
    You sure do have a way of putting things . . . haha!
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    Redboxbaby  
    Nice review. Love the idea of making beautiful music with a masturbator.
  • married with children
    married with children  
    I cant get over the looks of this one. It just looks funny. Thanks for the great review.
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    B8trDude  
    "Xylophone penis sounds?"
  • Alan & Michele
    Alan & Michele  
    Xylophone penis sounds... now I *have* to get this for Alan, just for that alone
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    Jimbo Jones  
    I'd rather not end up with a mess on the sheets, but that's just me. Kimberly Kane seems to have very large labia. Great review, JR!
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    Thanks for the really fun review. I asked my husband if he was interested in playing the xylophone, but all he wants is porn.
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