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1-Sided Phone Sex

If you enjoy phone sex, you would probably love this CD. It's geared more towards the guys, but I think some women could probably get into it just as easily. While it is lacking in terms of packaging, and some rather common forms of intimacy just don't make it in, it is still a lovely little romp with a porn star.
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Pros:
*Alexis has a sexy voice.
*She moans and groans just right.
Cons:
*No playing with her breasts, or going down on her.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review
The Package
To be honest, the packaging was rather cheap. When I got this, it came in a cardboard box that was smashed flat. The box had a lot of hype about the CD. When I got it out, the CD was just in a paper sleeve. It would have been much nicer to get this in a hard plastic case. That cardboard box was big enough for 5 CDs.

The Content
You get about 70 minutes worth of sound, spread across 24 tracks. There is no real introduction or anything else. I barely had time to pull my cock out after pushing play before she was on it and sucking. The multiple tracks is a very nice touch, as you can pull off a favorite one with a CD ripper, and put it on any of your devices to take with you.

Alexis gives us blowjobs, vaginal, and anal content with this CD, and even a bonus part where she shares us with a friend. What a wonderful girl she is.

It's easy to tell that she is with a man who is doing the things to her she is talking about. This isn't just her saying things from a script. At least I don't think so. (How weird would it be, to see her with a man fucking her, while she reads off a teleprompter?)

Despite this, her voice is definitely arousing. And none of her moans and groans comes across as fake sounding. I was partially worried that it would sound fake, or worse, just be the audio tracks from a B-quality porn film. One other issue I found was that during the "threesome" both girls talk at the same time, and it can be a bit hard to make out what they are saying.

Track Layout
Just a little more information on the tracks. The way they seem to align is one track of 3-5 minutes in length with the sexual act, followed by a second track that is about 30 seconds (for the cumshot). The vaginal and anal tracks come in different positions. These include missionary and doggy.
Experience
Personally, I liked the CD, but I felt it could have been much better. The cheap packaging was a definite negative for me. But I suppose most people would rip the tracks onto a portable device, then pack the CD away in storage anyways.

Another negative lies in the content. It is all hardcore. While some are probably reading this and thinking "That's bad??", to me it is. There is no foreplay, no buildup. It snaps into her sucking you right from the start.

Personally, I would have liked a few minutes at the beginning of her giving an intro, and describing a strip tease as she got naked. I also would have liked time listening to her talk about "me" playing with her breasts, or going down on her. She definitely talks dirty, but the experience just feels to be lacking without that.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Talk dirty to me Alexis Texas tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Mental stimulation
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    joiedejouets  
    Great review! Thanks for sharing!
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